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I'm sure you and Lamp would live happily ever after!

Steed, the sex bots, Brian the gnome.
Marry Brian, gnome or not, because he's my first sparkly boy love. But then, oh god. Sex bots implies there's several, but I don't imagine the steed is exactly small. So I think I'd shag the sex bots, because they were actually made for sex. And cliff the steed!

Also, Justin, JC, AJ.
This is the easiest thing ever, actually. Because don't tell JM, but I like AJ more for his gorgeous voice than sex appeal, so bye bye AJ. I'd shag Justin, because he's crazy but as you said, I'd hit that. And marry JC, which I'm sure wouldn't be boring. (Plus, crazy sex I'm sure.) :)