turps

Brian. Captain Jack. Chris in dog form.

Hee!

Well, for once the cliff is easy, because Jack is immortal and I'm sure he wouldn't hold it against me if I killed him. He never seems to with anyone else.

Shag...marry...y'know, I'm actually struggling with this one. Not the shagging, the marrying. Because, well, to be honest I don't really like dogs. Not on a long-term companion basis. The devoted staring totally creeps me out. OTOH, Brian is really awfully Christian, and although I love him dearly I don't think I could handle that either, not every day...

But if I married Jack (many pluses -- hot, awesome, job which keeps him out of my hair, would probably be willing to have sex with Ianto in front of me) then I'd have to cliff one of the others. Ack!

Damn. My dinner is ready. I'll get back to you with a final answer in a bit.