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LJ is slow today.

Anyone want to entertain me and play shag, marry, cliff?

You know the drill, give me three names, I'll decide if I shag, marry or cliff them and give you three names in return.

ETA: Feel free to challenge others with a list if you like.

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Chris Kirkpatrick, Mikey Way, and that other one you like. Um. Ray? William? You know who I mean!

And damnit, I think someone already asked mine. So um. Bitchy!JC, kitten!JC, and kinky!JC.

What a fantastic list!

First off. Kitten!JC. I'd push him right off the cliff. I'd boot him in the backside off the cliff and not hesitate a second.

So do I marry JC the bitch and get stuck with him? Or have one explosive night with kinky JC?

You know, I think I'll have one night with bitch!JC and then a lifetime watching kinky!JC get it on with many many other pretty boys and girls.

You!

Karen Chasez, Wade, Bitsy

Oh jeees. I'd marry Karen (if it were legal) because I think she's like, the CEO of some crazy company and independently wealthy. Although then I'd be like... JC's stepmom and that would be weird. But then maybe I could tell him he needs to grow out his hair and stop dithering about his album. Definitely marry Karen.

Wade, I would murder. Wade wouldn't get anything as humane as a cliffing, though. It'd be like, some sort of slow torturing. Being eaten alive by Hannibal Lector, maybe.

Bitsy I would totally fuck. Um, with protection.

Being JC's stepmom really would be weird. Still, it's not like the mother-son relationships are exactly normal in this fandom.

Poor Wade, too evil for the cliff *g*

He's not even that evil, although screwing your best friend's girlfriend, even if she IS Britney Spears, is a pretty shitty move. I also hate his choreography. And I hate that they used him for some vocals on Celebrity instead of Lance :(

That last one if the thing I resent him for the most. Despite what he thought he was never part of Nsync.

It pisses me off that Justin ever allowed that to happen. I think it's pretty clear now, if we can take anything written in Out of Sync as true, that Justin was rather resentful of Lance and Joey going off to do their movie. I can't believe *JC* allowed that to happen. Gross.

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