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[turps]

LJ is slow today.

Anyone want to entertain me and play shag, marry, cliff?

You know the drill, give me three names, I'll decide if I shag, marry or cliff them and give you three names in return.

ETA: Feel free to challenge others with a list if you like.

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[phaballa.livejournal.com]

We always called it "Fuck, Marry, Murder"... and there were rules. Like, you could only fuck the fuck once. You could fuck the one you marry, but only for the first year and then only once a week. And you had to say HOW you'd murder the one you murdered.

[nopseud]

Like, you could only fuck the fuck once. You could fuck the one you marry, but only for the first year and then only once a week.

That's still 52 times more than you got to fuck the actual fuck! I always assumed that 'marry' meant you just got to fill in tax forms together, and maybe have babies by some mysterious process involving sitting next to one another on the sofa and drinking extra-hot cocoa before bedtime.

ETA: I really like the rule about saying how you carry out the murder, though.

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

Oh, definitely you had to do all the married stuff, too. Originally, you didn't get to fuck the 'marry' person at all, but we decided that was unrealistic. It would, however, have to be consensual (so no fucking if they have a headache or just think you're gross!) and they can cheat on you. Like in a real marriage. So 'marry' was full of traps, like that you might never get a fuck out of it, but 'fuck' would be a for-sure fuck. Although not for-sure GOOD.

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

Oh, the murder rule is great. Pushing someone off a cliff is so impersonal! And "cliff" doesn't necessarily imply that you're the one doing it, either.

[nopseud]

And "cliff" doesn't necessarily imply that you're the one doing it, either.

{channels evil!overlord!Lance}

Of course not. I have people who handle that kind of thing for me.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I think the version we play there's no actual sex in the marriage. Just tea and toast watching tv. But I love the murder rule. I may use that next time, for that added creepy factor.

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

A sexless marriage seems so horrible! Not really much better than getting cliffed...