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LJ is slow today.

Anyone want to entertain me and play shag, marry, cliff?

You know the drill, give me three names, I'll decide if I shag, marry or cliff them and give you three names in return.

ETA: Feel free to challenge others with a list if you like.

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Chris Kirkpatrick
Justin Timberlake
Nick Carter

*GRIN*

Lamp, toaster and Pecker?

Threemanbus?

shag, marry I follow. Cliff sort of leaves me wondering.

Lynn Harliss
Lynne Spears
Jane Carter

You just want me to angst over the choice between shagging or marrying Chris!

Okay. I don't think I could deal with Justin's neurotic ways, or the fact I'd get the Timberlake scowl of doom if I made a mess, but I would hit that, so shag.

Just call me Mrs Kirkpatrick :D

Bye bye, Nick.

Okay, you. Chris Kirkpatrick, Patrick Stump, Ray K.

Fox Mulder
AJ McLean
Lamp

Wow, your friends think alike! I was going to say Justin, Nick, Lynn Harless--but instead...

Llance
Armadillo!JC and um...
Hedgehog!Howie

:D

AHAHAHAHA!

I'm sitting here seriously figuring out how I could shag a toaster. Using toys just seems like cheating *g*

Therefore, I'd marry Lamp, he'd make a fine husband I'm sure. Shag Pecker, which OMG! Bye bye toaster.

Threemasbus.

Pet got two of them, so I'd marry Chris, shag Justin, but dude. JC! Would I really shag Justin over him?

Hmmmmm. You know. I'm cliffing Justin and shagging JC.

Okay, you.

Steed, the sex bots, Brian the gnome.

Also, Justin, JC, AJ.

Mikeyway, Gerard Way, Chris Kirkpatrick.
(why yes, I am made of purest evil)

Oh, SHIT. Um. Can I just shag, shag, shag? No? Shit. Damn you for making this hard!

Ummmmm.

Shag: RayK, and without question, because YOWZA. I bet he's a total tiger in the sack, but his heart belongs to Fraser, so I wouldn't want to, you know, get in the way of that.

Marry: Argh argh argh. Okay. Um. Chris is closer to my age, and so sexy, and FUNNY, but he has Issues. Many Of Them. And also, Manband. On the other hand, Patrick has a completely codependent best friend, a teensy poof-dog, and would make me a guitar widow for about 80% of the time, I'm guessing; he's also gorgeous and adorable and very very talented.

I'm going to have to go with Patrick. No, Chris. No, Patrick. Okay, Chris, final answer, marry, and I'm only cliffing Patrick because I know that Pete will be standing at the bottom with a large trampoline. He can't lose his iPod full of his favorite songs!

Chris, that Mikey guy and Kevin?

Cliff is throwing them off a cliff and that has to be Jane Carter. The woman needs to be thrown into an active volcano. A cliff just isn't enough.

As for the other two. Gah.

You know, I think Lynn Harliss is actually a good person, freaky attachment to Justin aside. So I'll marry her. Which leaves Lynne Spears. I hope she's not expecting much ;)

Okay, you.

Nick, Lance and Brian.

Mikeyway, Frank Iero, and Ryan Ross

wheeee

Chris, Joey and Lance?

Whoa. Mulder! Awesome choice!

Okay. I would marry Fox, because he's Mulder and we'd go watching for aliens together and really. I want someone who believes too.

Which means I'd shag AJ, and hope I wasn't stabbed in the back by JM *g*

Sorry, Lamp. You're cliffed.

You!

Taylor Hanson, Chris Kirkpatrick and Zack Hanson ( hope I spelled his name right)

Oh, wow. Yeah. I'd happily throw Jane off a cliff. Wow.

Um. Uh. well, damn. Brian is probably going over a cliff, poor man. But he's lead a good life, loved his wife and son and I'm sure he leaves them both a small fortune off which to live happily well into retirement. [hello justification!]

Wow. I'd shag Nick. I adore the man but there aren't enough files in the universe to get me out of prison each time I off one of his family members for simply being themselves.

Which leaves Lance for wedded bliss. :-D

we could be at this for hours going back and forth. I think I'll go torture Rikes with one!

My friends are all evil and awesome *g*

Llance is the best Llama in the world. I want to be Mrs Llance! We shall have a long happy marriage and I'll perve at the llama porn that goes on.

Hmmm, I think armadillo!JC to shag. It's the nose. *has no shame*

Which means, bye bye hedgehog!Howie.

Now you!

Blair Sandburg, Chris Kirkpatrick, Mikeyway.

Those are brilliant and I want to play with you with such awesome choices!

David Tennant
Chris Kirkpatrick
Mikey Way

*weeps*

I don't know...

/o\

Okay, the easy one. I'd marry Mikeyway. I think we'd get on nicely, his geeky ways matching nicely with some of what I like and he's hot as all hell and an utter sweetheart.

I'd shag Chris. But that means Gerard for the cliff. I can't cliff him. Or Chris.

How is this so hard.

Gerardforthecliff

Now you!

Jon Walker, Ryan Ross, JC Chasez.

I feel so guilty now!

I love your icon btw.

I had to come back. As Gerard fell over the cliff Bob swooped down in the Love and Death and saved him. YAY! *is a cheater*

That is mean!

But, I'd marry Mikeyway, because he's made of awesome and seems like a really good husband, which I don't think Chris would be. Not just yet.

Now I'd totally shag Chris. Make it last so I remember forever.

Which means, Kevin for the cliff :(

But it's okay! For he has his big flappy coat on from the Call and it fills with air and he floats :D

You!

Papa Winchester. Lance. John from Atlantis.

No fair!

Blair has dark curly hair. Dark curly hair is so a weakness of mine. But Mikeyway has sexy boots.

(I am allowed to shag my husband, yes?)

Chris = marry

...

Damn... um. Well... stealing Mikey's boots is a little less creepy than scalping Blair, so.

Blair = shag
Mikeyway = cliff (after stealing his boots and maybe licking them while they're still on him?)

ETA: it'll be okay 'cause Gee and Frank will band together and save him. Frank will miss the boots, though

You have made my heart hurt!

I'm all about marrying Mikey today, I'll even get an ugly matching tattoo if need be. Then I'll shag Frank and while I'd doing so I'll whisper in his ear that me and Mikey are up for threesomes.

Oh, Ryan :(

But it's okay because he makes a scarf parachute and lands light as a feather.

Now you!

Spencer. Brendon. Bob.

You.
Are.
So.
Mean.

You can't give me two Hansons and a Chris, and expect my brain to function properly lol.

Dlkfajsdfla DL:KFJSD:LF IDONTKNOW!

Uhm, *cringes*

I suppose I'd marry Taylor, Shag Zac, and I REFUSE to cliff Chris, at least without a bungy cord.

Santa Claus
The Easter Bunny
The Great Pumpkin
:-D

I'm going to marry Joey, I think he's an awesome husband and a great father. Which means I get to shag Chris, which, awesome!

Sorry, Lance :(

I like to think there's a big old mattress at the bottom of this cliff and all the cliffees are having an orgy now.

Okay, you!

Lance, the doctor, Spike!

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