You know, as much as I've been laughing at the thought of people being turned into gnomes, Mikey having them in his garden just because makes me even happier.
Even better is if he could get the kind you decorate yourself, and he could spend lazy days painting them black and red and maybe adding fangs.
lol they'd be decorated so beautifully! i was also gonna say it'd be great if he and frank had a weird little collection of gnomes when they were living together, but then i was like, if they were in an apartment they probably wouldn't have had a garden, but then i thought, that probably wouldn't even matter to them. they'd just line them up on the windowsill or something. or on like, a mantelpiece.
I like to think they're on a windowsill, a motley collection of ghost gnomes, vampire gnomes, robot gnomes. And once when they're stoned they open the window and one of the gnomes falls out and they're dismayed!
And end up creating a gnome coffin and putting in the pieces.
I'd like to think there's also a small little planter on the windowsill full of grass (real /turf/ grass, not anything to be smoked). They explain it's for the gnomes well-being, but every time any FOB or Cobra types come around, someone inevitable tries to smoke some. ... There is also, undoubtably, a tiny little tombstone or two in the planter.
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Even better is if he could get the kind you decorate yourself, and he could spend lazy days painting them black and red and maybe adding fangs.
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I like to think they're on a windowsill, a motley collection of ghost gnomes, vampire gnomes, robot gnomes. And once when they're stoned they open the window and one of the gnomes falls out and they're dismayed!
And end up creating a gnome coffin and putting in the pieces.
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oh man, now not only do i want all the frank/mikey living together fics, but i want them to involve their collection of beautiful gnomes, too!
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Me too! Frank, Mikey and the gnomes. You can't have one without the others.
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:)
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