Thanks for the fish tip, I wish I knew that before poor Roach died :( I'll tell James as soon as he gets in from work.

As for FFNet, I haven't a choice. I own a Mutant X slash archive and the fandom is tiny. So a lot of people post their slash MX stories at FFNet and I have to look for them. But you're right, the average age is about 14, every time I visit I want to scrub my eyes when I'm done. Never have I seen so much teen speak, Mary Sues and plain bad writing in one place.

I console myself by thinking if they all post there they stay off the grown up's lists.