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It's porn battle time again, and now I have to decide what prompts to leave. Maybe I'll just list Mikey with every person in bandom and throw in some random prompts. Then decide if I want to indulge in my annual ritual of frustration and fail!porn by actual writing when the prompts go up.

I posted this group picture over at MWD yesterday, all I can say is, yes please! It also prompted a lot of leg comments, which means in recent weeks the comm has cycled through obsessing over his hair, eyes, mouth, crotch, upper arms, chest, crotch, hands, crotch, fingers, crotch, legs.

I watched the last episode of Terriers yesterday. I'd been keeping it for a while because I knew that was it once I'd seen. Sigh. Such a good show that was cancelled far too soon. Right now I'm downloading Southland, NCIS, NCIS LA and The Biggest Loser. They need to hurry up already.

Especially so as we're off to the cinema once James finishes work. We were supposed to go last night but mam got herself in a strop so I wasn't about to leave Corey on his own. Still, it's been a few weeks since she directed anything in our direction so it was overdue. James got a text message apology this morning, which she seems to think is enough for telling everyone he told her to fuck off, physically threw her out of the car, said she was never allowed in it again and left her sobbing. It's like the drink throws her into fantasy land, one where she forgets we actually talk to each other and know the truth of what goes on.

Okay, now I'm going to answer all the comments until the kidlet gets back from school. I'm not moving from this place until my in-box is under 100 at least.

ETA: See, this is why I get nothing done. First comment and

madambeetroot has me thinking about Mikey and Ray bodyswap, which mostly means me laughing at the mental images I'm getting of Ray after Mikey styles his hair.

ETA2:

isweedan linked me to this. Obviously the bodyswap has happened before *g*

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LOLOLOL Mikey-styled Ray hair! :D

I haven't even started thinking of porn battle prompts yet. I guess it's time to do so before it's too late.

You wrote Waycest porn last time and if my memory serves me you've written porn in other stories too in the six months since then. I think it's time you faced facts and realised that you DO write porn these days AND you do it well!

Yay! I've only seen a tiny version of that photo before. Do we know when and where it's from? It looks like they're wearing the same clothes as they did in the photo where they're hanging from that ledge.

I hope you'll get to go to the cinema today without any family interference!

Good luck with the comment replying.

Mikey and Ray bodyswap, which mostly means me laughing at the mental images I'm getting of Ray after Mikey styles his hair.

alksjdflksj;lasdkfjs;lfk;sj. OH. MY GOD. The possibilities.

OMG RAY WHAT THE - WHAT.

He looks *so* much better with his real hair.

--Also, on a more serious note, I'm sorry you have to go through that awful behavior. It's definitely good if everyone else can hold firm together. (())

ray - mikey body swap.... ded from hysterical. how bout mikey - bob??? GAH.

Gah, thank you for that large, excellent quality picture! It is now my wallpaper. :)

HAHAHAHAHA THAT PICTURE IS EPIC. There is nothing about it that I don't find hilarious. Gerard is posing like he's a model in some catalog. WHAT IS YOUR JACKET, RAY? Frank's channeling his inner girl, and mikey... I don't even know. Oh the hilarity!! :D

I should go prompt at the Porn Battle! *g*

I'm sorry to hear about your mom's problems. God, family is SO HARD sometimes. *hugs*

PORN BATTLE!!!

Gala went and prompted Brendon with lots of people so I can write prompts(she is forever awesome)

also there's some anthro prompts I already want to go after.

i am sure at some point i wanted to write a constructive and useful comment, but all i can think of right now is mikey styling ray's hair. it's just...so...so *waves*

Hey, thanks for the card! *g*
And which movie did you go to?

Oh Ray. Just... WHAT. LOL

*Dusts hands off*

My work here is done.

Parents. What are you going to do with them.

I believe my first reaction was an out loud shouting oh OH MY GOD HIGH RES HOOKER PIC. because I am the lame sort of person that gets loudly excited about that sort of thing.

And now I'm having an in depth conversation on AIM about the world in that picture. We've determined:

-Frank is clearly the pimp in that scenario. "he's sooo chill yet tough, almost like he doesn't care. and his jacket!" "that head tilt, he's totally in charge of everything." "notice the way his hands are in the pockets of his jacket, almost lazy, but slightly controlled. relaxed almost the the point of ...Yeah so?" "frank likes his bitches. he doesn't want to have to hurt them, he needs to make sure they do their job"

-Ray is the conscripted hooker. "Ray looks more like an enforcer than a hooker. Though the slight slouch of his shoulders does make me wonder." "he does look like more of an enforcer, but I don't know that Frank would waste the money, you know? Maybe Ray used to work solo, but Frank convinced him it was a bad idea, and he's biding his time/planning on taking out Frank?"

-Gerard tries to pretend it doesn't happen. "Does it seem like Mikey's more present than Gerard behind the eyes?" "Gerard is definitely in a bubbleworld. Like thinking of all the things he gets to do, like read comics and draw and play videogames, and just sometimeshehassexformoney, but whatever, right? Who wants to think about that when he can think about Batman?" "He's using fantasy as escapism and minimizing his touch on reality."

And then she had to go to bed and no thoughts on Mikey were formed, sadly. But yes, thanks ever so much for the hi res!