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turpsIt's porn battle time again, and now I have to decide what prompts to leave. Maybe I'll just list Mikey with every person in bandom and throw in some random prompts. Then decide if I want to indulge in my annual ritual of frustration and fail!porn by actual writing when the prompts go up.
I posted this group picture over at MWD yesterday, all I can say is, yes please! It also prompted a lot of leg comments, which means in recent weeks the comm has cycled through obsessing over his hair, eyes, mouth, crotch, upper arms, chest, crotch, hands, crotch, fingers, crotch, legs.
I watched the last episode of Terriers yesterday. I'd been keeping it for a while because I knew that was it once I'd seen. Sigh. Such a good show that was cancelled far too soon. Right now I'm downloading Southland, NCIS, NCIS LA and The Biggest Loser. They need to hurry up already.
Especially so as we're off to the cinema once James finishes work. We were supposed to go last night but mam got herself in a strop so I wasn't about to leave Corey on his own. Still, it's been a few weeks since she directed anything in our direction so it was overdue. James got a text message apology this morning, which she seems to think is enough for telling everyone he told her to fuck off, physically threw her out of the car, said she was never allowed in it again and left her sobbing. It's like the drink throws her into fantasy land, one where she forgets we actually talk to each other and know the truth of what goes on.
Okay, now I'm going to answer all the comments until the kidlet gets back from school. I'm not moving from this place until my in-box is under 100 at least.
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madambeetroot has me thinking about Mikey and Ray bodyswap, which mostly means me laughing at the mental images I'm getting of Ray after Mikey styles his hair.
ETA2:isweedan linked me to this. Obviously the bodyswap has happened before *g*
I posted this group picture over at MWD yesterday, all I can say is, yes please! It also prompted a lot of leg comments, which means in recent weeks the comm has cycled through obsessing over his hair, eyes, mouth, crotch, upper arms, chest, crotch, hands, crotch, fingers, crotch, legs.
I watched the last episode of Terriers yesterday. I'd been keeping it for a while because I knew that was it once I'd seen. Sigh. Such a good show that was cancelled far too soon. Right now I'm downloading Southland, NCIS, NCIS LA and The Biggest Loser. They need to hurry up already.
Especially so as we're off to the cinema once James finishes work. We were supposed to go last night but mam got herself in a strop so I wasn't about to leave Corey on his own. Still, it's been a few weeks since she directed anything in our direction so it was overdue. James got a text message apology this morning, which she seems to think is enough for telling everyone he told her to fuck off, physically threw her out of the car, said she was never allowed in it again and left her sobbing. It's like the drink throws her into fantasy land, one where she forgets we actually talk to each other and know the truth of what goes on.
Okay, now I'm going to answer all the comments until the kidlet gets back from school. I'm not moving from this place until my in-box is under 100 at least.
ETA: See, this is why I get nothing done. First comment and
madambeetroot has me thinking about Mikey and Ray bodyswap, which mostly means me laughing at the mental images I'm getting of Ray after Mikey styles his hair.ETA2:
isweedan linked me to this. Obviously the bodyswap has happened before *g*
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Date: 2011-01-19 04:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-19 05:00 pm (UTC)I keep randomly thinking of it too. Like, Ray sitting there and trying to deal with the fact he's in Mikey's body, and then his own body appears and Mikey's used flat irons and made a sharks fin with red tips.
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Date: 2011-01-19 05:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-19 05:09 pm (UTC)Maybe try a new colour. Ray would look amazing with a trashy blond colour I'm sure.
Also, you know Mikey would spend time fondling Ray's thighs, and Ray would have to stand and just watch looking pained. Or else try to look pained, which is :|
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Date: 2011-01-19 05:12 pm (UTC)OMG though what if ray in mikey's body meant that mikey would have new facial expressions apart from :|? it would freak people out!
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Date: 2011-01-19 05:19 pm (UTC)Mikey: Hey, Gerard, the rumours are right.
Gerard: *looking awed* Oh my god. That big? Really?
Mikey: Remember that light sabre you made me out of a cardboard tube and painted tin foil?
Gerard : Holy Fuck
So that's why he's been making all those expressions lately! Also why he's been wearing clean shirts!
Apparently the bandom body swap is still ongoing!
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Date: 2011-01-19 07:22 pm (UTC)gosh ray would make mikey go all red in the face as he tried not to listen to the way brothers discussing theory and condom sizes and where to get those in a corner.
what'd truly make the world explode would be if the way brother's swapped bodies. can you imagine mikey speaking in paragraphs? in interviews? he'd give people heart attacks!
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Date: 2011-01-19 08:32 pm (UTC)And now I need fic in my life with Gerard and Mikey earnestly discussing condom sizes *g*
Mikey not letting anyone get a word in edgeways while Gerard sat all :| on the couch. I wonder if there has been any Way body swaps written? It could be fun. Especially on stage if Gerard forgets himself and starts to feel himself up in Mikey's body.
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Date: 2011-01-19 10:14 pm (UTC)please imagine it! fangirls all over the world would have heart attacks.
"did you see mikey grab his crotch? and strut up to frank? and moan into the microphone?"
even more important....imagine gerard in front of the microphone. ":| so....uhm...what's up?"
mikey from the background: WE'RE GONNA PUNISH FUCK YOU
gerard: ...yeah, what he said :| jaws totally has layers, did you know that? awesome movie. so uhm. :|||||
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Date: 2011-01-19 07:32 pm (UTC)Gerard: *looking awed* Oh my god. That big? Really?
Mikey: Remember that light sabre you made me out of a cardboard tube and painted tin foil?
Gerard : Holy Fuck
UMMMM YOU HAVE UNEARTHED MY SECRET KINK FOR SIZE!QUEEN!MIKEY OH GOD PLEASE WRITE THIS
(Also, your icon, BAHAHAHA)
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Date: 2011-01-19 08:27 pm (UTC)Just the thought makes me all shivery.
I may prompt that over at the battle, then someone can write it for us both!
It always amuses me that Mikey moves from none to extreme expressions. There seems to be no middle ground for the guy.
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Date: 2011-01-19 10:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-19 10:33 pm (UTC)Just. Whoa.
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Date: 2011-01-19 10:36 pm (UTC)i wanna think filthy thoughts, but the thought of the bodyswapped waybrothers on stage makes me laugh too much XD
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Date: 2011-01-19 10:40 pm (UTC)I'd tell you to embrace the filthy thoughts, but I have to admit they're sharing space with laughter with me too. I really don't know what's funnier, Mikey yelling about punish fucking or Gerard being all quiet and doing some sweet hair shaking.
Though it would be interesting to see the reaction to Mikey starting some waycest *g*
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Date: 2011-01-19 10:42 pm (UTC)hell yes. i'm not opposed to waycest here and there...
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Date: 2011-01-19 10:46 pm (UTC)Omg, it would be the weirdest concert ever.
So, are you thinking Frank, Ray and Mike know what's going on? Or are they in the dark for added wrf-ery.
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Date: 2011-01-19 10:51 pm (UTC)hm. i think they'd notice. i mean just imagine you are frank (*waggles eyebrows*) and then you ask a question and all of a sudden mikeyway is rambling for half an hour!