turps: (mcr ( wertica_))
turps ([personal profile] turps) wrote2009-07-07 01:30 pm
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Have a meme, which was harder than I expected.

Rules: Take the major fanfic catagories and write something for each using ten or fewer words.

Angst: Gerard unclenches his hand, the pills clatter against the floor.

Fluff: ♥ :D :| "Ditto," Mikey says.

UST: Gerard sings, Bob never hears the right words.

Friendship: Frank holds Bandit and doesn't cry at all -- much.

Hurt/Comfort: Frank hands Ray the hot tea, says fondly, "Diseased fucker."

Adventure: Grinning, Frank grabs Gerard's hand, says, "Three, two, one, jump!"

Smut: "Really?" Mikey says, as Frank holds the cucumber and grins.

Humor: Red-faced, Gerard hands Mikey the condoms. Pete yells, "Thank you!"

For ~T

AU: The keys are under the unicorn. Bob hesitates, still unsure.

Crossover: "Oh my god! Gerard says, watching the coffee appear.

For Turlough.

Crack: Ray tosses his mane, says,"Call me My Burly Stallion."

Apparently ~T owns me today

Angst: "No!" Gerard yells, as his coffee spills on the floor.

Fluff: Gerard cradles his mug close, says, "I love you."

UST: The coffee mourns, why does Gerard always use a spoon?

Friendship: The machine drips, Gerard smiles as he says good morning.

Hurt/Comfort: "Fuck!" Gerard jumps up, hot coffee scalding his crotch.

Adventure: Coffee, Gerard thinks, tastes amazing on top of a mountain.

Smut: Gerard squirms and blushes, coffee enemas are good.

Humor: "knock-knock..." Gerard waits, coffee will finish the joke one day.

AU: The coffee pool shimmers, it's Gerard drinking time!

Crossover: "Sorry," Gerard whispers at his mug. "Ray likes tea."

Crack: Gerard dives into the mug. His dream come true.
ext_1650: (Gerard ( turloughishere))

[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly! Gerard doesn't understand, because it's so obviously a metaphor for his pure love! So of course he ups the campaign, and starts leaving lyrics in Bob's bunk.

Which results in Bob giving him weird looks, because really, their fan base is a little out there but songs about carving out your heart and serving it on a platter is a little extreme.

Meanwhile, Mikey hasn't taken out his earbuds for over a month.

I can't even tell you how many times in June the BBBs sent me scurrying into the kitchen to grind some fresh bean and start a pot.

That's it exactly! I read 3 MCR BBBs in a row once and by the end I was jittering.
turlough: large orange flowers in lush green grass (gerard way is adorkable)

[personal profile] turlough 2009-07-07 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* In-love!Gerard is adorable and such a dork!
ext_1650: (Gerard Word! ( iamsupernova))

[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
But he's trying so hard!

[identity profile] paperdollkisses.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I seriously can't tell you how much I love vague Gerard and WTF BOB. You better write this right now or I will set up an EPIC WHINE! I will.... watch me.
ext_1650: (Bob2 ( samuelthecamel))

[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
WTF Bob is delighting me right now.