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Have a meme, which was harder than I expected.
Rules: Take the major fanfic catagories and write something for each using ten or fewer words.
Angst: Gerard unclenches his hand, the pills clatter against the floor.
Fluff: ♥ :D :| "Ditto," Mikey says.
UST: Gerard sings, Bob never hears the right words.
Friendship: Frank holds Bandit and doesn't cry at all -- much.
Hurt/Comfort: Frank hands Ray the hot tea, says fondly, "Diseased fucker."
Adventure: Grinning, Frank grabs Gerard's hand, says, "Three, two, one, jump!"
Smut: "Really?" Mikey says, as Frank holds the cucumber and grins.
Humor: Red-faced, Gerard hands Mikey the condoms. Pete yells, "Thank you!"
For ~T
AU: The keys are under the unicorn. Bob hesitates, still unsure.
Crossover: "Oh my god! Gerard says, watching the coffee appear.
For Turlough.
Crack: Ray tosses his mane, says,"Call me My Burly Stallion."
Apparently ~T owns me today
Angst: "No!" Gerard yells, as his coffee spills on the floor.
Fluff: Gerard cradles his mug close, says, "I love you."
UST: The coffee mourns, why does Gerard always use a spoon?
Friendship: The machine drips, Gerard smiles as he says good morning.
Hurt/Comfort: "Fuck!" Gerard jumps up, hot coffee scalding his crotch.
Adventure: Coffee, Gerard thinks, tastes amazing on top of a mountain.
Smut: Gerard squirms and blushes, coffee enemas are good.
Humor: "knock-knock..." Gerard waits, coffee will finish the joke one day.
AU: The coffee pool shimmers, it's Gerard drinking time!
Crossover: "Sorry," Gerard whispers at his mug. "Ray likes tea."
Crack: Gerard dives into the mug. His dream come true.
Rules: Take the major fanfic catagories and write something for each using ten or fewer words.
Angst: Gerard unclenches his hand, the pills clatter against the floor.
Fluff: ♥ :D :| "Ditto," Mikey says.
UST: Gerard sings, Bob never hears the right words.
Friendship: Frank holds Bandit and doesn't cry at all -- much.
Hurt/Comfort: Frank hands Ray the hot tea, says fondly, "Diseased fucker."
Adventure: Grinning, Frank grabs Gerard's hand, says, "Three, two, one, jump!"
Smut: "Really?" Mikey says, as Frank holds the cucumber and grins.
Humor: Red-faced, Gerard hands Mikey the condoms. Pete yells, "Thank you!"
For ~T
AU: The keys are under the unicorn. Bob hesitates, still unsure.
Crossover: "Oh my god! Gerard says, watching the coffee appear.
For Turlough.
Crack: Ray tosses his mane, says,"Call me My Burly Stallion."
Apparently ~T owns me today
Angst: "No!" Gerard yells, as his coffee spills on the floor.
Fluff: Gerard cradles his mug close, says, "I love you."
UST: The coffee mourns, why does Gerard always use a spoon?
Friendship: The machine drips, Gerard smiles as he says good morning.
Hurt/Comfort: "Fuck!" Gerard jumps up, hot coffee scalding his crotch.
Adventure: Coffee, Gerard thinks, tastes amazing on top of a mountain.
Smut: Gerard squirms and blushes, coffee enemas are good.
Humor: "knock-knock..." Gerard waits, coffee will finish the joke one day.
AU: The coffee pool shimmers, it's Gerard drinking time!
Crossover: "Sorry," Gerard whispers at his mug. "Ray likes tea."
Crack: Gerard dives into the mug. His dream come true.
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(Can I ask, here in a safe place, why is it that when someone says "I am sad when people are being mean about people I like," someone else always takes that to mean "I bet you want to hear about another instance of something like that, don't you. WELL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ONE."
I'm really sad now.)
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Thank you for the link. ♥
And of course you can ask stuff like that! My theory on this is that that behavior is an attempt at relating through shared experience. You know, an attempt at skewed empathy. Alternately, it's sharing misery and/or gossip. Though sometimes people are just thoughtless.
I try to believe in the more optimistic intentions.
But it sucks that they made you sad. You want me to go chew on someone's kneecaps for you? You know, after the restorative snuggling?
*holds out the fleecy blanket all enticing-like*
*smooches*