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To the butchers who work in the shop opposite my house. Next time you decide to set off rockets and air bombs from the back yard of your shop before 7 in the morning I'm going to come and stick them up your arse.

It's not funny to be woken up thinking your house is being bombed, and if you do it again I can and will report your inconsiderate asses to the police.

Bastards! Some people don't have a fucking brain in their head.

The only saving grace to this was I could IM Jenny for an early morning chat which is always good.

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Oh! I am sorry to say that I laughed as I read this... but the reason for that was the mental image of you reaming them with their rockets. I hope the rest of your day goes much better!

*hugs*

Oh! I am sorry to say that I laughed as I read this

I'm glad that you did. It is rather a funny image *g*

My day did get better thank you, I hope yours went okay too!

That is unbelievable uncalled for. What was it? Some sort of butcher holiday or something?

Glad to hear your day is going better and I hope your sleep is not interrupted like this every again.

That is unbelievable uncalled for. What was it? Some sort of butcher holiday or something?

I think they were using up the fireworks from Guy Fawkes night. Why they had to do that at 6.30 in the morning I don't know.

Glad to hear your day is going better and I hope your sleep is not interrupted like this every again.

Thanks :) It did get much better.

Arrrgghhh, don't you hate that? You can never get back to sleep when you're awakened by something frightening, either.

There was no way I could go back to sleep this morning. My heart was pounding so much I couldn't even think about going back to bed. Not the best way to wake for sure.

Hmmmm.....

I think some shiny mutants need to show those morons what _REAL_ exlposions look/sound like (using their other powers to spare the neighbors, of course) or perhaps a nice sparkly boyband could quietly set up stage behind their shop, then shatter all their glass with about 1000 decibles of sdb musical goodness....

Oh I like those ideas!

You've been taking evil lessons from Lance again haven't you? ;)

Hah!

That was nopseud, _giving_ Lance lessons...

..Me, I just believe in "know your enemy"...

..and, of course, at least =one= of my personalities is a devious, vicious thing...... *wink*

-"Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Schizophrenic, and We Are, Too. There's a Lot of Us in Here; Don't Piss Us Off."-

*grins madly in gleeful delight*

-"Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Schizophrenic, and We Are, Too. There's a Lot of Us in Here; Don't Piss Us Off."-

*backs away slowly*

Whoa, scary much!

I hope you, nopseud and Lance never meet, it could be the end of the world as we know it! ;)

Heh.

Could be fun.

New regimes & paradigms & fun words like that.

And what's really fun is doing that bit in front of new people, reciting each line in a different voice...

>:D

When you take over the world can I have a job?

Like prime minister of porn or something like that. I could pass laws saying that all kinky boybands have to be naked *g*

Ooooh, Prime Minister of Porn, I like that!

Definitely sounds like your title. but then we'll have to figure something out for Jen...

..oh, and executive overuling decision: I'm ammending that to "..all *pretty* boybands have to be naked..."

Kinky is too subjective... ..oh, but what about all the sparkly outfits?! ..Damn, taking over the world is challenging work...

;)

Ooooh, Prime Minister of Porn, I like that!

Good! It's official then, when you and Lance take over the world I'll be Prime Minister of Porn.

Definitely sounds like your title. but then we'll have to figure something out for Jen...

It does doesn't it? *Preens* Jenny will be Chief of Harranging *g*

..oh, and executive overuling decision: I'm ammending that to "..all *pretty* boybands have to be naked..."

Hmmm, good decision. Don't want to see Bryan from Westlife naked *shudder*

Kinky is too subjective... ..oh, but what about all the sparkly outfits?! ..Damn, taking over the world is challenging work...

I guess, what someone else sees as kinky could be vanilla to me. And yes, there has to be sparkling outfits sometimes. How about sparkling chaps? That would leave the important bits naked *g* ;)

*Gah-HAHhahahhahahhahaa -squeeee...choke- -gasp-*

Oh, Yeah! PM of Porn, sparkly chaps; you're official.

And I was just thinking Jen's position requires something Domme-y, so Chief of Harranging is definitely perfect. You just earned a raise. ;)

Oh, Yeah! PM of Porn, sparkly chaps; you're official

LOL, well thank you! I try my best *grin*

Jenny is definitely domme-y, just don't tell her I said so ;)

YAY! A raise! I like this job!

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