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To the butchers who work in the shop opposite my house. Next time you decide to set off rockets and air bombs from the back yard of your shop before 7 in the morning I'm going to come and stick them up your arse.

It's not funny to be woken up thinking your house is being bombed, and if you do it again I can and will report your inconsiderate asses to the police.

Bastards! Some people don't have a fucking brain in their head.

The only saving grace to this was I could IM Jenny for an early morning chat which is always good.

Date: 2003-11-14 01:53 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Mikey-Gee (rory_tutorgirl))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
When you take over the world can I have a job?

Like prime minister of porn or something like that. I could pass laws saying that all kinky boybands have to be naked *g*

Date: 2003-11-14 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com
Ooooh, Prime Minister of Porn, I like that!

Definitely sounds like your title. but then we'll have to figure something out for Jen...

..oh, and executive overuling decision: I'm ammending that to "..all *pretty* boybands have to be naked..."

Kinky is too subjective... ..oh, but what about all the sparkly outfits?! ..Damn, taking over the world is challenging work...

;)

Date: 2003-11-15 02:36 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Ooooh, Prime Minister of Porn, I like that!

Good! It's official then, when you and Lance take over the world I'll be Prime Minister of Porn.

Definitely sounds like your title. but then we'll have to figure something out for Jen...

It does doesn't it? *Preens* Jenny will be Chief of Harranging *g*

..oh, and executive overuling decision: I'm ammending that to "..all *pretty* boybands have to be naked..."

Hmmm, good decision. Don't want to see Bryan from Westlife naked *shudder*


Kinky is too subjective... ..oh, but what about all the sparkly outfits?! ..Damn, taking over the world is challenging work...

I guess, what someone else sees as kinky could be vanilla to me. And yes, there has to be sparkling outfits sometimes. How about sparkling chaps? That would leave the important bits naked *g* ;)

Date: 2003-11-15 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com
*Gah-HAHhahahhahahhahaa -squeeee...choke- -gasp-*

Oh, Yeah! PM of Porn, sparkly chaps; you're official.

And I was just thinking Jen's position requires something Domme-y, so Chief of Harranging is definitely perfect. You just earned a raise. ;)

Date: 2003-11-17 07:37 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Oh, Yeah! PM of Porn, sparkly chaps; you're official

LOL, well thank you! I try my best *grin*

Jenny is definitely domme-y, just don't tell her I said so ;)

YAY! A raise! I like this job!

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