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[turps]

So, James is watching a documentary on channel five called My Car is My Lover. Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like.

Choice quote so far? Some people just like to fuck the tail pipe.

Right then.

Comments

[babycakesin.livejournal.com]

huh? I had to read your post twice just to understand. First, I thought it was perfectly innoncent, à la Top Gear (Richard/Oliver) but actually fucking your car?! Wouldn't that hurt? And what if you've just done 50 miles with it and the exhaust pipe is hot - wouldn't that burn? Tv really teaches us the weirdest things...

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Sadly nothing as innocent as Richard/Oliver.

And yes! I was thinking of the practicalities too! It has to hurt.

[adelate]

Oh, Richard/Oliver. It's my Top Gear OTP. ♥ (Those are three scary words to write... Top Gear OTP, I mean.)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Richard/Oliver is a pairing of love!

I have to admit, while I find the show slashy as all hell, actually reading it tends to make me step back a little. I don't even know why.

[adelate]

Oh I very much agree! It's crazily slashly, but yeah, I really wouldn't want to read it. I think with them I just would never be able to watch the show again. Especially if it was about Jeremy Clarkson. [laughs]

[uses PERFECT ICON]

[turps33.livejournal.com]

That's totally the perfect icon :D

I've tried to read TG slash before, but yeah. There's something about reading about Jeremy sucking dick that just doesn't sit right.

Much like Richard when he's finished with his Jeremy and James threesome ;)

[babycakesin.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's a guy thing - what did James think about it?

[turps33.livejournal.com]

He was cringing a bit, I have to admit *g*

[babycakesin.livejournal.com]

yup, I can imagine that lol

btw, what are the things that make you cringe? (am just curious, there is no hidden motive there)