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So, James is watching a documentary on channel five called My Car is My Lover. Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like.

Choice quote so far? Some people just like to fuck the tail pipe.

Right then.

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UM.

*scrubs brain*

EW

I'm a little scared right now. I mean, I really love my car and all, but not like that kind of loving my car.

WTFF?! o.0

I thought it was a metaphor until I read your comments. EEEWWWW.

Someone at work sent me an article about this yesterday and my mind broke. I would have thought the horse wife would break it, but no, apparently it was cars. Did it have the guy who always wears a condom because the exhaust pipe is dirty? And who is currently experimenting with a 'boy' car, despite starting with a 'girl' car?

*snickers* People are so funny. I sure hope they stay up on their tetanus shots.

Dean/Impala comes to mind... I think Phaballa wrote that fic. XD

*blink* You mean, like, literally? Wow. Just, wow!

And people in fandom think that mpreg is odd? Hee life, stranger than fiction, indeed!

Know what? I can't help but imagine Sam and Dean watching that show and Sam being all 'hey, Dean, I know you had all kind of dirty sex in and over the car but ever though of, you know, fucking it?' said with that bratty smirk on his face. And then Dean would be all 'maybe I'll think about it, a man should try everything once' and then Sam would get all growly and decide that teasing isn't that fun when it's Dean talking about fucking someone else and then he would just pin Deano to the bed, his bigger frame covering Dean completely, and proceed to fuck him blind. To teach the guy a lesson.

What was the question again?

Yeah, I knew I wouldn't be the first one to think of Dean/Impala. [g]

But yeah, wow, WEIRD.

I'm so sad I missed this -- I was busy playing Hellgate: London. This is what happens when I take my eye off my flist for a few hours! I'll have to look for a repeat.

All hail British TV.

And can I just thank God you're polyfandomous and into bandom which is obviously the place to go with this. :rounds up the sparkly people and keeps them safely in the realm of transmogrification, body/gender swapping, and sex with heated wax globule lighting devices:

Oh, I cannot comment on the contents of your post cos ... urgh *shudders* - but I can say HOTASS DiNozzo Icon! YUM!

huh? I had to read your post twice just to understand. First, I thought it was perfectly innoncent, à la Top Gear (Richard/Oliver) but actually fucking your car?! Wouldn't that hurt? And what if you've just done 50 miles with it and the exhaust pipe is hot - wouldn't that burn? Tv really teaches us the weirdest things...

I give them points for being inventive.

Also, euuugh.

Some people just like to fuck the tail pipe.

They had Michael Knight/Kitt Slash in that show? ;-)

I wish I was surprised...but

phaballa linked me to a guy who actually thought he was having a relationship with a pony. So, yeah I don't think I can be surprised anymore about what people will have sex with.

Hee~ I wrote a fic about car love once. It was a parody, but still...

And... um... back when I was kinda a BNF in the Initial D fandom, but I was also way bitchy about fics? My roomie and I were traumatized about this fic that had someone blowing the stick shift of their car. (That was the fic I parodied.) And, I knew my truck's stick shift had a smaller knob than that particular car and I still thought it was totally impossible, but I was crazy and roomie was way too encouraging of the craziness, so I wrapped the stick shift knob in a plastic baggy and attempted to see how far a human jaw could really open...

...

Um.

Yes.

Now you know way too much about me.

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