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[turps]

So, James is watching a documentary on channel five called My Car is My Lover. Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like.

Choice quote so far? Some people just like to fuck the tail pipe.

Right then.

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[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

UM.

*scrubs brain*

EW

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I know, right.

I mean, wouldn't it be rusty in there?

One of the guys they're interviewing has just jerked off over a car, they showed a close up of a pubic hair left on the paint work. Another is this rather attractive guy, but he has no attraction to humans at all, just cars.

[lazydwarf.livejournal.com]

I'm a little scared right now. I mean, I really love my car and all, but not like that kind of loving my car.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

They've named their cars. They're talking about going home and fucking Todd the trans am.

I don't think my eyes can get any wider.

[saba1789.livejournal.com]

WTFF?! o.0

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it!

At the end they caught the guy only wearing a t-shirt actually fucking one of the seats.

Next week it's people in love with inanimate objects. The preview has a woman cuddling a fence and saying it's a fantastic lover.

[sperrywink]

I thought it was a metaphor until I read your comments. EEEWWWW.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Nope, all too real. Which they showed us in graphic detail.

[i-naiad.livejournal.com]

Someone at work sent me an article about this yesterday and my mind broke. I would have thought the horse wife would break it, but no, apparently it was cars. Did it have the guy who always wears a condom because the exhaust pipe is dirty? And who is currently experimenting with a 'boy' car, despite starting with a 'girl' car?

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I can well understand your mind breaking, because man, seeing a half naked guy fucking a car seat just helped break mine.

No, it didn't have him. Which means there are even more car fuckers out there. I shouldn't be surprised, yet I am.

[chrismm.livejournal.com]

*snickers* People are so funny. I sure hope they stay up on their tetanus shots.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

They really are. I guess it's like what they said. They're not hurting anyone, and if they want to fuck cars, well, their choice. Still, one of them would go and sex up random cars that turned him on.

I just think of the poor defiled cars, spunk dribbling from their exhaust pipes.

Hee, yes. Tetanus shots are a must.

[bououou.livejournal.com]

Dean/Impala comes to mind... I think Phaballa wrote that fic. XD

[turps33.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA!

This is what James said to me. 'There you go, someone can write that'

I was like, it's been done already *g*

[castalie.livejournal.com]

*blink* You mean, like, literally? Wow. Just, wow!

And people in fandom think that mpreg is odd? Hee life, stranger than fiction, indeed!

Know what? I can't help but imagine Sam and Dean watching that show and Sam being all 'hey, Dean, I know you had all kind of dirty sex in and over the car but ever though of, you know, fucking it?' said with that bratty smirk on his face. And then Dean would be all 'maybe I'll think about it, a man should try everything once' and then Sam would get all growly and decide that teasing isn't that fun when it's Dean talking about fucking someone else and then he would just pin Deano to the bed, his bigger frame covering Dean completely, and proceed to fuck him blind. To teach the guy a lesson.

What was the question again?

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Yep, literally.

You know, I was thinking about SPN too, especially when they were both oh so carefully cleaning their beloved cars. But man, your scenario? I approve of that so hard! SO HARD!

then he would just pin Deano to the bed, his bigger frame covering Dean completely, and proceed to fuck him blind. To teach the guy a lesson.

Meep. Yes please!

[adelate]

Yeah, I knew I wouldn't be the first one to think of Dean/Impala. [g]

But yeah, wow, WEIRD.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Poor Dean, people just get the wrong idea about his Impala love *g*

[nopseud]

I'm so sad I missed this -- I was busy playing Hellgate: London. This is what happens when I take my eye off my flist for a few hours! I'll have to look for a repeat.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It was actually a very interesting programme. Very eye opening, sure, but worth a look.

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

All hail British TV.

And can I just thank God you're polyfandomous and into bandom which is obviously the place to go with this. :rounds up the sparkly people and keeps them safely in the realm of transmogrification, body/gender swapping, and sex with heated wax globule lighting devices:

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I have to say, I'm looking forward to the inanimate object episode next week.

No worries, I'm not about to attempt sparkly boy/car sex. Though I wonder, is there a dragon car? ;)

[mel-b-angel.livejournal.com]

Oh, I cannot comment on the contents of your post cos ... urgh *shudders* - but I can say HOTASS DiNozzo Icon! YUM!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Yes, let's concentrate on Tony. That's so much better.

[babycakesin.livejournal.com]

huh? I had to read your post twice just to understand. First, I thought it was perfectly innoncent, à la Top Gear (Richard/Oliver) but actually fucking your car?! Wouldn't that hurt? And what if you've just done 50 miles with it and the exhaust pipe is hot - wouldn't that burn? Tv really teaches us the weirdest things...

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Sadly nothing as innocent as Richard/Oliver.

And yes! I was thinking of the practicalities too! It has to hurt.

[thelemic.livejournal.com]

I give them points for being inventive.

Also, euuugh.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Hee. Yes. I guess sometimes you just need somewhere to stick your dick.

Still, I could think of better places.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/]

Some people just like to fuck the tail pipe.

They had Michael Knight/Kitt Slash in that show? ;-)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's an image to wake you up in the morning *g*

[brighton-girl.livejournal.com]

I wish I was surprised...but phaballa linked me to a guy who actually thought he was having a relationship with a pony. So, yeah I don't think I can be surprised anymore about what people will have sex with.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I remember reading about the pony guy.

I just can't stop thinking about the rust issue though.

[llamabitchyo.livejournal.com]

Hee~ I wrote a fic about car love once. It was a parody, but still...

And... um... back when I was kinda a BNF in the Initial D fandom, but I was also way bitchy about fics? My roomie and I were traumatized about this fic that had someone blowing the stick shift of their car. (That was the fic I parodied.) And, I knew my truck's stick shift had a smaller knob than that particular car and I still thought it was totally impossible, but I was crazy and roomie was way too encouraging of the craziness, so I wrapped the stick shift knob in a plastic baggy and attempted to see how far a human jaw could really open...

...

Um.

Yes.

Now you know way too much about me.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Okay, that has to be one of the best things I've heard, and shows utter devotion to the fannish cause.

But I do want to know if it was possible to blow the stick shift. Details like this are important.