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[turps]

So, James is watching a documentary on channel five called My Car is My Lover. Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like.

Choice quote so far? Some people just like to fuck the tail pipe.

Right then.

Comments

Re: don't try this at home, kids

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I have to say, it's impressive that you managed it, but yeah, I can see why you'd be worried about getting stuck.

'Cause it's not like the car is going to enjoy it, right? And I always thought that was the best part of blowjobs.

I'm with you there. Getting that reaction is a huge part of the appeal.

I suppose if I stop thinking about rust and sharp edges I could sort of see how it would be possible to fuck an exhaust pipe ( and those are words I never expected to type ) but blowing a gear stick. Not so much.

It's one kink I'll never get.

Re: don't try this at home, kids

[llamabitchyo.livejournal.com]

I suppose if I stop thinking about rust and sharp edges I could sort of see how it would be possible to fuck an exhaust pipe

You know, I could kinda see Chris saying that in a fic and everyone cringing. I don't think I could stop thinking about rust and sharp edges. And also... do they do it on a lift? Or do the kneel down to exhaust pipe level? ... I just... people amaze me every day, I guess.

Re: don't try this at home, kids

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I just thought you should know. The dolphin fic? So grew from this comment *g*

Re: don't try this at home, kids

[llamabitchyo.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Oh, man, I'm a bad influence and I didn't even know it!