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[turps]

So, James is watching a documentary on channel five called My Car is My Lover. Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like.

Choice quote so far? Some people just like to fuck the tail pipe.

Right then.

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[turps33.livejournal.com]

I know, right.

I mean, wouldn't it be rusty in there?

One of the guys they're interviewing has just jerked off over a car, they showed a close up of a pubic hair left on the paint work. Another is this rather attractive guy, but he has no attraction to humans at all, just cars.

[saba1789.livejournal.com]

OMFG!!!!!! SERIOUSLY?! *dies some more*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Yep. The end shot was the two guys sitting on their cars in front of this beautiful sunset. The younger guy said to the other, 'did you really jizz on my car?'

Which said it all.

[saba1789.livejournal.com]

I am speechless, Terri. Speechless!

And when I say speechless I of course mean OMFG WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! o.0

[raynedanser.livejournal.com]

That's just..... WTF?!