turps: (moop2 (blondiusmaximus))
turps ([personal profile] turps) wrote2008-07-28 05:46 pm

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LJ is slow today.

Anyone want to entertain me and play shag, marry, cliff?

You know the drill, give me three names, I'll decide if I shag, marry or cliff them and give you three names in return.

ETA: Feel free to challenge others with a list if you like.
ext_1650: (Blow him JC!)

[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2008-07-28 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
My friends are all evil and awesome *g*

Llance is the best Llama in the world. I want to be Mrs Llance! We shall have a long happy marriage and I'll perve at the llama porn that goes on.

Hmmm, I think armadillo!JC to shag. It's the nose. *has no shame*

Which means, bye bye hedgehog!Howie.

Now you!

Blair Sandburg, Chris Kirkpatrick, Mikeyway.

[identity profile] llamabitchyo.livejournal.com 2008-07-28 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
No fair!

Blair has dark curly hair. Dark curly hair is so a weakness of mine. But Mikeyway has sexy boots.

(I am allowed to shag my husband, yes?)

Chris = marry

...

Damn... um. Well... stealing Mikey's boots is a little less creepy than scalping Blair, so.

Blair = shag
Mikeyway = cliff (after stealing his boots and maybe licking them while they're still on him?)

ETA: it'll be okay 'cause Gee and Frank will band together and save him. Frank will miss the boots, though
ext_1650: (wee!bob one)

[identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com 2008-07-28 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I love all this cliff saving going on :D

You can totally shag your husband. Being as it's you and all ;)

stealing Mikey's boots is a little less creepy than scalping Blair,

Ahahahahaha. This is so my quote of the day. So awesome. And yes, boot stealing is much better than scalping.



[identity profile] llamabitchyo.livejournal.com 2008-07-28 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
*grins*

And I'd rather lick boots than a scalp anyday.