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seiyaharris mentioned the Celebrity Nudity Database, and I of course couldn't resist googling for it. I'm not made of stone you know!

I found it, then looked up Victor, and get this in relation to his SATC ep *g*

She smiles, he reaches out, and the towel falls, giving viewers an incredible (if somewhat brief) view of his smooth, firm, peachy cheeks, unbelievably large and muscled. You could eat lunch off of his buttocks...if you couldn't find 100 better things to do with them. This is one of SATC's best nude scenes ever, and thank you to Victor for going nude while in your physical prime.

You could eat your lunch off his buttocks! BWAHAHAHAHAHA that is so my new compliment, 'he's so hot, you could eat your lunch off his buttocks'

However, I must admit eating my lunch off them isn't what I want to do with Victor's buttocks ;)

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Morning everyone *waves to flist*

Waking up to a house littered with plates etc is a bad thing. Which is why I should have tidied up last night, but I was tired and needed a smut fix. So yeah, had to do it this morning instead so the dishwasher is washing away and I've unearthed all the crispy sandwiches and glasses that seemed to lurk in every corner. Now I'm eating left over quiche for breakfast and having my morning caffeine fix.

I was so tired last night, so you'd think I'd go to bed right? Well no, I ended up at fic_requests and wrote something for ninjetti75 even though he's a picky little thing ;) What I like about ficlets is they let me experiment with style, pairings etc and I felt safe sending something to a friend that was experimental. So I sent it. Then deleted it when all the self doubts hit. Anyone that knows me knows I have huge doubts about my ability to write and those bit last night. But he seemed to like it even though I didn't write what he wanted ( which seems to be a theme when I write for Josh ) so I put it back up this morning, and I'm putting it here too, just because.

And after all that, the TrickC is ( here )

Now I have things to do, people to write to, buttocks you can eat your dinner off to think about ;)

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Playing Who Wants To Live Forever when Darius is onscreen in flashbacks is so wrong, way to make me all sniffly. But man, this ep was good, Mac in a bandanna, much with the hotness there, and hugging Richie. Of course the death thing was a bummer :(

I've realised that fic has screwed me up in terms of HL. Before I started watching this time I'd seen a few Methos eps and nothing else, but had read a load of fic. So I've all these things like double quickenings, dark quickenings, watchers etc in my head with no real canon context. It's like Darius, I keep thinking he was evil and raped Mac in a church. Of course that could be my own sick mind at work. And the Watchers, I thought they were a good thing, but I watched today and they seem pretty nasty.Good job I'm shallow and just watch for the pretty ;) But bye Darius, I'll remember you and your easy access brown robe for a long time.

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Remind me not to buy Kwik Save chicken soup again even if it is cheap. I swear I've just eaten some beak, or maybe a claw *ick*

I'm all irritated now after having to wait for someone to come to the house, I wanted to be in my PJ's hours ago. Also, what bright spark decided toy cars should be attached to the box with screws? Unscrewing four cars with the end of the scissors isn't what I wanted to be doing just now. What I want to be doing is sitting in my comfy PJs, getting ready to poke at Joey a bit more *g* I have to laugh at my in-box, it's full of mails with Joey in the subject.

While I was making James' tea I was reading that Rick Brebant is leaving the country at the end of this hockey season. Man, Rick was my first real life crush. He was an import with the Durham Wasps and had this long curly hair I adored. He was an awesome forward, so fast and had a mean elbow. Pathetic fighter but he had a go. I used to get his autograph each week and just touching him made me feel faint. Shame he went with the money grabbing bastards that sold my team. But still, he was my hero for years, so good luck to you Rick, enjoy your retirement.

Have to talk about Highlander.The end with Richie's hand on the small of Mac's back may have made me go eep! But no one will ever know that ;) And Joe was there! I really need a Highlander icon of Richie saying something like, Who needs Methos *g*

And now a meme where I echo all the Brits on my flist and say that's not the British flag but the English one, there's a difference.




Jolly good, wot! Anyone for tennis? That'll be ten ponies, guv. You're the epitome of everything that is english. Yey :) Hoist that Union Jack!

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Man, I feel really sickly just now. It's either that beak or the fact I've only been eating left over party food today. But I shall soldier on because I'm pulling someone to the sparkly side ;)