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I heard about harlequin_bands and my thought processes were something like this.

Finally, the reason why my dad's fiancée keeps plying me with Mills and Boons books is clear. It's fate!
But I made a vow. No more challenges.
But I could write Gerard gravely injured after storming from his job, and he's lying in a coma and the medical bills are mounting so Mikey goes to the HQ of Gerard's employers to demand that they pay. The HQ is in another country of course and Mikey only gets a one way ticket and he walks from the airport and it's miles and someone steals his ipod and cell and it's all tragic.
But, no more challenges.
But then Mikey would lie in wait and when he saw the dastardly ???? he'd pounce and there would be a scene and Mikey could faint with exhaustion and lack of food! And the dastardly ??? would shove him in his car and take him to a remote mansion and when Mikey wakes up he'd be pissed and demand they pay Gerard's medical bills.
NO MORE CHALLENGES!
The dastardly ??? is all sneering and cold, but of course in reality he goes and looks up who this Gerard person is, sees yes, he was an employee, one that had been treated badly by one of the lower bosses, which makes ??? mad. He arranges to pay all medical fees. But of course doesn't tell Mikey he's going to do it anyway. So he goes back, and tells him that he'll consider paying, but Mikey has to pay him back.
HELLO!? No challenges.
So Mikey goes. But I have no money, and ??? would go. Who said I want money? And it would be sex slaves in chains a mansion cut off from the world OMG! There would be Mikey crawling into bed because he needs that money and he's all pale and expressionless and ???? sweeps in from his shower and he strides to the bed thinking how beautiful he looks and that he'll teach Mikey a lesson with just one kiss and it's supposed to be brutal but of course it ends up hot and dirty and ???? pushes Mikey to one side because it's not supposed to be good. Which is when Mikey punches him, wraps the silk comforter around his body, tells ??? to fuck off and leaves the room.

I'm doomed aren't I?

In other news. I'm going out for the day very soon. My SiL, BiL, niece and nephew are away. So we're taking the in laws out. I have no idea where though. Whatever, I'll have good music and time to plot.