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Sep. 25th, 2004 02:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
turpsThere's a lot of Sims talk on my flist just now. Last night Corey and I played, and I know some people like when I talk Sims, so I thought I'd post another report. Sorry to all those who'd rather eat fire than read another Sims post *g*
When we last left my Sims Chris was slutting his way around the house, with 100% love for JC, Justin, Lance, Joey, Nick and Homer Simpson. Due to an unfortunate incident that no one likes to mention, Kevin is living in a three way relationship with a married het couple. He loves Chris still, but sadly is nothing but a visitor to the house of Kirkpatrick love.
Also, Chris has become a superstar since the last report, which has gone to his head a little. Homer is a very successful scientist, which makes his utter dogs body status in the house of love a little sad. The others are all in the police force apart from JC. He's....well, you'll see.
Right now Chris is resting between movies so is home to greet JC. Chris really loves him, which is good, as JC's career choice means he has to wear frankly ridiculous clothes.
No one has the heart to tell Chris at least JC has to wear those clothes. Unlike the blue monstrosity that Chris wears by choice. Ah, love between the bad clothes twins. It warms you heart it does.
Greeting over with, JC sits down. He's a little upset about the constant jokes about his uniform as he loves it, especially the purple tights. Dejected he wonders why he has to live with a bunch of tasteless morons.
Depressed he debates between eating the full carton of ice cream he knows Justin has in the fridge or a long hot shower. He picks the shower. Tights show all the lumps and bumps after all. Sighing with happiness as the water cascades over his skin he shivers when he hears Chris enter the room. Then feels like crying as the butler walks in just as Chris moves toward him, thankfully after changing into his casual clothes. They jump apart and Chris pretends he's looking in the mirror. The butler takes a blatant look at JC's naked body, he's heard all the noise from the bedrooms and wants to know why Chris cries 'ride me big boy' . He whistles under his breath when faced with the answer.
As soon as the butler leaves JC gets dressed and meets Chris in the lounge where they make up for lost time, soon they move it to the bedroom.
They're having fun. Chris shows he doesn't only use his mouth for singing. JC shows it's possible to blow yourself while Chris applauds. Then things get creepy. Remember Homer? Remember how he set Kevin and Chris on fire in the past? That element of insanity is still there.
JC looks over Chris' shoulder and swears when he sees Homer standing glowering at them. The sight surprised JC so much he looses his rhythm and bites down hard. Chris shrieks.
And shrieks more when he realises Homer has ran around the bed and is now behind him, eyes fixed on the FKA.
Thankfully, as well as being insane Homer is also a total dogsbody. Hearing a crash from downstairs he runs away to clean and cook for collapsed blonde members of the family. Leaving JC with a impending sense of doom ( he's seen what Homer does with fire) and Chris with teeth marks on his dick.
Once JC licks Chris' wounds better for an hour or so they dress and go downstairs to talk. The Homer situation is getting out of hand.
They call a meeting and everyone but Lance turns up to discuss the Homer situation. Sadly Lance is still brainlessly feeding his wages into the slot machine. Jc tells Chris they can't run over Homer, they don't want blood on the wheels of the limo after all. But they do decide Homer has to be told he can't go around watching JC and Chris have sex.
Sadly, Chris shows his slut status because as soon as sex is mentioned he jumps to his feet, lunging for JC. JC of course doesn't deter him. The others glare.
Joey can't take it anymore. They're all supposed to share time with Chris but lately JC has been taking more than his fair share. Joey has to act and wallops JC.
Chris tries to calm the situation, shouting make love not war, and demonstrates the point by examining Joey's mouth with his tongue. JC watches and steams.
Then snaps, lunging for Joey.
Big tough policeman Joey breaks down in tears, hoping Chris will console him.
Instead, Justin, who all this time has been sitting laughing in his pjs can't take it anymore. He hates wimps more than anything and seeing Joey trying to land Chris with tears makes him insane with rage. They fight with much yelling and swearing. Chris turns away with disgust. He loves his men but their emotions are out of hand. At this rate he'll go back to pussy.
With that cheery thought he goes to play with his toys. Sex is overrated anyway.
When we last left my Sims Chris was slutting his way around the house, with 100% love for JC, Justin, Lance, Joey, Nick and Homer Simpson. Due to an unfortunate incident that no one likes to mention, Kevin is living in a three way relationship with a married het couple. He loves Chris still, but sadly is nothing but a visitor to the house of Kirkpatrick love.
Also, Chris has become a superstar since the last report, which has gone to his head a little. Homer is a very successful scientist, which makes his utter dogs body status in the house of love a little sad. The others are all in the police force apart from JC. He's....well, you'll see.
Right now Chris is resting between movies so is home to greet JC. Chris really loves him, which is good, as JC's career choice means he has to wear frankly ridiculous clothes.
No one has the heart to tell Chris at least JC has to wear those clothes. Unlike the blue monstrosity that Chris wears by choice. Ah, love between the bad clothes twins. It warms you heart it does.
Greeting over with, JC sits down. He's a little upset about the constant jokes about his uniform as he loves it, especially the purple tights. Dejected he wonders why he has to live with a bunch of tasteless morons.
Depressed he debates between eating the full carton of ice cream he knows Justin has in the fridge or a long hot shower. He picks the shower. Tights show all the lumps and bumps after all. Sighing with happiness as the water cascades over his skin he shivers when he hears Chris enter the room. Then feels like crying as the butler walks in just as Chris moves toward him, thankfully after changing into his casual clothes. They jump apart and Chris pretends he's looking in the mirror. The butler takes a blatant look at JC's naked body, he's heard all the noise from the bedrooms and wants to know why Chris cries 'ride me big boy' . He whistles under his breath when faced with the answer.
As soon as the butler leaves JC gets dressed and meets Chris in the lounge where they make up for lost time, soon they move it to the bedroom.
They're having fun. Chris shows he doesn't only use his mouth for singing. JC shows it's possible to blow yourself while Chris applauds. Then things get creepy. Remember Homer? Remember how he set Kevin and Chris on fire in the past? That element of insanity is still there.
JC looks over Chris' shoulder and swears when he sees Homer standing glowering at them. The sight surprised JC so much he looses his rhythm and bites down hard. Chris shrieks.
And shrieks more when he realises Homer has ran around the bed and is now behind him, eyes fixed on the FKA.
Thankfully, as well as being insane Homer is also a total dogsbody. Hearing a crash from downstairs he runs away to clean and cook for collapsed blonde members of the family. Leaving JC with a impending sense of doom ( he's seen what Homer does with fire) and Chris with teeth marks on his dick.
Once JC licks Chris' wounds better for an hour or so they dress and go downstairs to talk. The Homer situation is getting out of hand.
They call a meeting and everyone but Lance turns up to discuss the Homer situation. Sadly Lance is still brainlessly feeding his wages into the slot machine. Jc tells Chris they can't run over Homer, they don't want blood on the wheels of the limo after all. But they do decide Homer has to be told he can't go around watching JC and Chris have sex.
Sadly, Chris shows his slut status because as soon as sex is mentioned he jumps to his feet, lunging for JC. JC of course doesn't deter him. The others glare.
Joey can't take it anymore. They're all supposed to share time with Chris but lately JC has been taking more than his fair share. Joey has to act and wallops JC.
Chris tries to calm the situation, shouting make love not war, and demonstrates the point by examining Joey's mouth with his tongue. JC watches and steams.
Then snaps, lunging for Joey.
Big tough policeman Joey breaks down in tears, hoping Chris will console him.
Instead, Justin, who all this time has been sitting laughing in his pjs can't take it anymore. He hates wimps more than anything and seeing Joey trying to land Chris with tears makes him insane with rage. They fight with much yelling and swearing. Chris turns away with disgust. He loves his men but their emotions are out of hand. At this rate he'll go back to pussy.
With that cheery thought he goes to play with his toys. Sex is overrated anyway.
