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The only thing that eased the great LJ day of pain was the fact I'm sort of addicted to Sims2 right now.

Both Corey and I are in fact which has led to much laughter and hair tearing, especially when two stupid curious brothers had an alien baby each, then got abducted again when they were still infants which led to three more babies because yes, one of them outdid himself and had twins. Believe me looking after 5 kids isn't fun at all. We'd be changing nappies and chasing toddlers while poor Alf and Katie ( the first borns ) were ignored and subsequently ended up as delinquents who wouldn't do any homework at all. Of course it couldn't end well and the social worker arrived to take them away. My goodness, the drama as Corey tried to keep her away, planning to build walls and delete doors. But it was no good and poor Alf and Katie were led off.

Saddened and furious, I couldn't leave it like that and quit that game without saving and we tried again...and lost them again...and again. Then suddenly things clicked and slowly the family improved until all the kids were happy and content. Katie, Alf, Brock, Tex and Bert. Our beautiful green skinned, bug eyed family. Corey is all for Alf, to the extent that if we're playing another character he has to check on him every minute or so. Alf is a food obsessed boy wonder who has a thing for River, his male friend. He's also just got knocked up after being abducted and has moved out with his cousin to bring up the child. Yeah, I don't know either...

I love this game so much and this is just the pre installed family. When I finally create my own guys I may never switch it off and get far too invested in the game. It's a given I'm afraid.

Not that I played Sims all weekend. James was sent home from work on Friday as he's got the disease of doom that's circling our family. We're reinfecting one another but it's a crafty thing and changes from person to person. So instead of the hacking cough I have James has sinus trouble amongst other things. He's been lying on the couch most of today, creating a mountain of used tissues and asking for drinks and food in a pathetic voice. At least he's off tomorrow which means no walk along a scary deserted dark road to Cubs for me and Corey.

As the downloads seemed to go over well last time I'm going to offer more. Using my tried and tested method of mouse waving again, and I tell you one day I'll land on my MX eps and Malcolm in the Middles season 1 and then you'll be sorry for encouraging me *g* However that isn't today so for your delight we have...

Rock in Rio. Chris licking his hand. When I saw the end list of footage I had to laugh because really it's like footage porn and this is the icing on the cake. Chris licks his hand, sounds simple right but gwqkhqohdwedg *flails and explodes* It's the sexiest, hottest god damn thing ever! I have to watch this over and over because man *shivers* The licking is just...I have no words. It's a tiny moment and really it's a good thing because any more and I'd surely die of the hotness. Wait, what the hell am I talking about? I want more, lots more Chris licking himself, Chris licking JC, a long stripe down the arc of his spine, going lower until...wait, what was I doing again? Right footage.

Punk Joey clip Then if the licking isn't enough we have Joey in eyeliner *dies* It's sdb visual porn I tell you. Add it to the licking and I'm gone. It's some German show I think and Joey is threatening to come back, but really who cares what the hell he's saying when he looks like that?

BMU, UK version JC's video of BMU which I'm sure everyone has but I said I'd upload what the mouse picked and I shall. The highlight of this for me? The end. The wink kills me. I have to wait and watch it every time and every time my heart misses a beat because damn. I have much love for this song and the video.

So we've had licking, eyeliner, winking, and now we have nipple rings! I told you this selection was footage porn ;)

Nick Carter on Punked Sadly he doesn't show off his nipple rings, and why not Nick? I want to see! Actually I'm going off memory for this as Punked makes me feel uncomfortable watching, I think it goes too far at times and as for Ashton...grrrr. I was just re watching but had to stop because I want to put my hand through the screen and punch the idiot. Just, there's no need. I'm sure Nick does mention them thought, but if he doesn't, don't kill me.

JC on Richard and Judy And this is where the hotness ends. What you have to know is Richard and Judy is a chat/magazine type show here in the UK and Richard is barking mad. He asks really inappropriate questions at times, cuts off his wife Judy over and over and generally thinks he's this cool happening guy when he's really not. How JC dealt with him so professionally I don't know. The quality is bit off on this but it's perfectly watchable, if cringe making.

And that's it. More random footage for you all which includes Chris licking and did I mention the licking? ;)

Now I go ~~to watch the licking clip~~ to read the flist. First though, a public thanks to the LJ staff who must have been frantic this weekend, you're all stars. Thank you for fixing LJ, a place I love and my virtual home from home.

ETA: Sorry, if this post wasn't long enough. I've seen others do this so I'm letting you all know I've also got a greatest journal, username terri and a journalfen account, user name turps. Not that I've ever used them, but they're there none the less if LJ ever goes again and anyone's insane enough to hunt me down ;)