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When James is on early shift I tend to get much more done, most of the house stuff and the flist checked even before I have to wake Corey. So what happened between school and now? Time has been sucked away, of course that could be something to do with the fact I've been watching Andromeda and Sliders. Oh, and The Sentinel is back on which was a surprise! It always feels like coming home when I watch that show, bringing reminders of when I was new to actually interacting with fandom instead of lurking. Not that I interacted much but I still posted to a few mailing lists and ended being soundly ignored on Senad, too intimidated to post on Prospect L and eventually found my home on the gen list. Which still makes me laugh now because of any show I watch TS is the one where I totally believe Jim and Blair could be in a relationship.
I've been updating the
sentinel_thurs archive as well of course.
castalie and I are a good team when I actually get over myself enough to do something. I'm going to be coding again later but for now I'm having a LJ break. A break in which I'll mention that I've decided what to write for the Honey challenge, which is Nick/Chris/JC, I've also got a sort of theme. Shame I don't have a plot. However, I do have a pretty image of how good they'll look writhing about together which will do me fine for now.
So, I was asked by
augustuscaesar to rant about aliens, which yeah. Good choice, T *g* Just a small un ranty rant. I think I used all my rantness on the first one ;)
You know what I hate about aliens? The fact that they're so superior. Think of any alien race and they think they're better than us. The vulcans? Maybe they were the first to come here but does that make them better? Hell no! Vulcans are nothing but a bunch of repressed jerks. I mean how can you trust a race that only has uncontrollable sex once every seven years? Pon Farr my ass, no wonder they're so pissy, they're sexually frustrated. The klingons? A bunch of macho spitting yobs with a cornish pasty forehead. Yet they think they're the best in the universe with their bat'telh and eating live food. That doesn't make you better, that makes you an animal! As for the Ferengii, have you seen their ears? Damn, Dumbo has nothing on them. Don't even get me started on the Nietzscheans with their sneering self interest or the Ewoks. Man those Ewoks are nothing but evil little teddy bears, all I want to do is launch one into the air, planting my foot right up its furry arse.
The thing is they're so arrogant yet so pathetic. I mean look at Mulder. How many chances did they have to kill him off yet they let him continue on to find the truth. I mean what kind of aliens are they? Their invasion hampered by one man. Pathetic, all of them! The Asgard ? Have you seen them? All big black eyes and spindly grey legs. That Luxan D' Argo? He has a tongue that can knock a man out it's so long and does he use it to rim John? No he bloody doesn't! WOULD IT BE SO HARD TO GIVE ME SOME ALIEN SEX? Luxons, all tongue and no action.
Aliens are pathetic! They should get their sorry asses back into the delta quadrant or whatever nasty part of the galaxy they came from and stay there.
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You know what I hate about aliens? The fact that they're so superior. Think of any alien race and they think they're better than us. The vulcans? Maybe they were the first to come here but does that make them better? Hell no! Vulcans are nothing but a bunch of repressed jerks. I mean how can you trust a race that only has uncontrollable sex once every seven years? Pon Farr my ass, no wonder they're so pissy, they're sexually frustrated. The klingons? A bunch of macho spitting yobs with a cornish pasty forehead. Yet they think they're the best in the universe with their bat'telh and eating live food. That doesn't make you better, that makes you an animal! As for the Ferengii, have you seen their ears? Damn, Dumbo has nothing on them. Don't even get me started on the Nietzscheans with their sneering self interest or the Ewoks. Man those Ewoks are nothing but evil little teddy bears, all I want to do is launch one into the air, planting my foot right up its furry arse.
The thing is they're so arrogant yet so pathetic. I mean look at Mulder. How many chances did they have to kill him off yet they let him continue on to find the truth. I mean what kind of aliens are they? Their invasion hampered by one man. Pathetic, all of them! The Asgard ? Have you seen them? All big black eyes and spindly grey legs. That Luxan D' Argo? He has a tongue that can knock a man out it's so long and does he use it to rim John? No he bloody doesn't! WOULD IT BE SO HARD TO GIVE ME SOME ALIEN SEX? Luxons, all tongue and no action.
Aliens are pathetic! They should get their sorry asses back into the delta quadrant or whatever nasty part of the galaxy they came from and stay there.
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Date: 2005-01-31 03:03 pm (UTC)I told you about the Return of the Sentinel on UK TV like two weeks ago at least, sis, you really should try to focus on the important part of the comments I send your way! lol
Our archive is alive and kicking and wow! Nothing to add *g*
And your rant? Is brilliant LOL But about the Asgards? You forgot to mention their little grey butts *nodnod*
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Date: 2005-01-31 03:08 pm (UTC)Yeah, wow is the word *g*
Man, how could I forget the Asgard butts? Waving them around and doing nothing with them. What a waste ;)
LOL!
Date: 2005-01-31 03:33 pm (UTC)That was fun. *g*
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Date: 2005-01-31 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-31 04:40 pm (UTC)D'Argo is totally all tongue and no action. Can you imagine what he could do with that tongue? Yet does he? No he doesn't!
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Date: 2005-01-31 03:47 pm (UTC)And don't forget those pesky Nebari. Will screw anything on two legs (and even there, they're not picky) but did Chiana ever have of the big blue grey sex with Zhaan? Did she like heck! (Or Aeryn for that matter). Pesky aliens. They're bad. Very bad.
*g*
[I give you Clark/Lex. For Clark is another evil alien who witholds the sex. Bastard.]
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Date: 2005-01-31 04:39 pm (UTC)LOL. I'm glad you enjoyed the pasty reference. It struck me after lots of people wouldn't have a clue what I'm talking about, but it's so true!
And yes about the Nebrai! How could she have missed having the sex with Zhaan? It's so wrong! As is Clark withholding sex. Doesn't he know how many slashers are waiting for him to engage Lex in hot alien sex. Bastard!
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Date: 2005-01-31 09:35 pm (UTC)lol they will learn lol oh yes *g* And they should! For Cornish pasties (and pasties of all kinds) are a thing of Heaven! lol
Hot alien sex should not be denied us. I think we should campaign. I think we'd get a lot of support.
Bastard! (I just like saying it *g*)
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Date: 2005-01-31 05:51 pm (UTC)It was not only me then... ;-). Before I got my LJ I was pretty much a lurker on all of the mailinglists. I'm still a lurker everywhere else ;-). Strange.
And don't you go and insult my first crush! Vulcans are cool! So, there! ;-)
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Date: 2005-02-01 02:18 pm (UTC)Well, maybe Spock is cool, and Tuvoc of course. I like him. He was having an affair with Tom you know ;)
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Date: 2005-02-01 03:19 pm (UTC)So true! LJ is so different. Here I know that at least a few people read what I have to say.
Tuvoc has an affair with Tom? Really? What does
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Date: 2005-01-31 08:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-01 02:13 pm (UTC)I've seen a couple of OZ episodes but they kept taking it off air here. I know it sounds like my kind of thing. Fucked up and violent is something I love, the man love isn't bad either.
I'll have to keep an eye out.
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Date: 2005-01-31 11:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-01 12:01 am (UTC)I'm glad you enjoyed *g*
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Date: 2005-02-01 10:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-01 02:30 pm (UTC)Glad you liked :D