Chris Month Day 2
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turpsDon't expect anything logical or organised about the pictures I pick for Chris month. I just pick what I like. You'll have seen them all before, but I like to think the months are for remembering good times and lusting over revisiting old pictures. They may be old but they deserve love too!
So, I started with euro times. It's not a secret that I love the euro era. Anyone not know that? Nope. Thought so. Therefore, I picked a selection of pics where Chris is rocking the long silky hair look.
Okay, so it's not so silky in this shot, but look at the way his hair curls across his forehead. The nibble worthy bottom lip, and the wrist. Guh. See, I have this thing, and yes, it's one of many, but it's still a thing, and I think he has gorgeous wrists and hands. So delicate.
*recoils* The naked photoshoot of doom! As much as I like the thought of Chris naked, in practice it's just wrong. I know he's only half naked, but still. He also looks uncomfortable, which is always off putting. Still, he does have lovely ears.
LOOK AT HIS LASHES! LOOK AT THEM! The little spiky ones at the bottom especially. His eyes, his ears, his hair, I even find the spots cute. It's a sickness I tell you.
mostbeautifulmanintheworld!
Boyband pose 276. Complete with tight mouth action. He looks very cheesed off about something, like, just take the picture already. And his hands are huge! I tell you, he's got Justin's hands somehow. This shot is totally evidence of a magical realism fic gone wrong.
Chris: OMG! I have Justin's huge hands.
Justin: NOOOOO!!!!!! I have weedy little feet.
JC: *sobs* I thought it was an old wives tale it would drop off.
Now this is a variation of boyband pose 276. Only the most able attempt the body hug with side slant shot. Go Chris! Show those boyband credentials!
SQUEE! He's like a cute little hamster. (Bad mind, get off the Top Gear slash, and if you don't know what I'm on about, be thankful ) But look at him, he's so cute. How could anyone find him unattractive? How?! He's all bundled up, and is so proud of blue bandana #1 of 828788628392
The pointy sideburns do something to me. He's so serious. I like to think he's looking at reading gay porn, see, that's why his thumb is like that. He's memorising the positioning of that sweet little pleasure button. Hey, it's not my fault he's at Nifty.
Boyband pose 129. Stick your hand in the camera. It gives Chris a weird four finger stubby thing going on. But look beyond the mutant hand to his hair. It's so long and floppy. Which is what Lance said to Justin that first time, but lets not talk about that.
mostbeautifulmanintheworld! I look at this pic and want to flail. *flails*
When make-up attacks. He's pretty and he knows it. So very smug, mostly because right at this moment JC has that lip gloss smeared across his mouth too. Also, shoulder. I'm just saying.
He's so perky in this picture. Perky hair, pretty beads, you know he's been main lining coffees and the others are ready to stuff him in a cupboard somewhere. Then they could pile in after and use those beads to tie him up. They'd look good wrapped around his wrists. A gesture as he wiggles under their attentions.
Head tilt, small smile. Gorgeous eyes. One strand of escaping hair. Oh yes, I'm gone.
We'll say goodbye to the floppy hair now. Bye floppy glossy hair. It's been good seeing you. You were a fine hair style. Flop on my friend, flop on.
So, I started with euro times. It's not a secret that I love the euro era. Anyone not know that? Nope. Thought so. Therefore, I picked a selection of pics where Chris is rocking the long silky hair look.
Okay, so it's not so silky in this shot, but look at the way his hair curls across his forehead. The nibble worthy bottom lip, and the wrist. Guh. See, I have this thing, and yes, it's one of many, but it's still a thing, and I think he has gorgeous wrists and hands. So delicate.
*recoils* The naked photoshoot of doom! As much as I like the thought of Chris naked, in practice it's just wrong. I know he's only half naked, but still. He also looks uncomfortable, which is always off putting. Still, he does have lovely ears.
LOOK AT HIS LASHES! LOOK AT THEM! The little spiky ones at the bottom especially. His eyes, his ears, his hair, I even find the spots cute. It's a sickness I tell you.
mostbeautifulmanintheworld!
Boyband pose 276. Complete with tight mouth action. He looks very cheesed off about something, like, just take the picture already. And his hands are huge! I tell you, he's got Justin's hands somehow. This shot is totally evidence of a magical realism fic gone wrong.
Chris: OMG! I have Justin's huge hands.
Justin: NOOOOO!!!!!! I have weedy little feet.
JC: *sobs* I thought it was an old wives tale it would drop off.
Now this is a variation of boyband pose 276. Only the most able attempt the body hug with side slant shot. Go Chris! Show those boyband credentials!
SQUEE! He's like a cute little hamster. (Bad mind, get off the Top Gear slash, and if you don't know what I'm on about, be thankful ) But look at him, he's so cute. How could anyone find him unattractive? How?! He's all bundled up, and is so proud of blue bandana #1 of 828788628392
The pointy sideburns do something to me. He's so serious. I like to think he's looking at reading gay porn, see, that's why his thumb is like that. He's memorising the positioning of that sweet little pleasure button. Hey, it's not my fault he's at Nifty.
Boyband pose 129. Stick your hand in the camera. It gives Chris a weird four finger stubby thing going on. But look beyond the mutant hand to his hair. It's so long and floppy. Which is what Lance said to Justin that first time, but lets not talk about that.
mostbeautifulmanintheworld! I look at this pic and want to flail. *flails*
When make-up attacks. He's pretty and he knows it. So very smug, mostly because right at this moment JC has that lip gloss smeared across his mouth too. Also, shoulder. I'm just saying.
He's so perky in this picture. Perky hair, pretty beads, you know he's been main lining coffees and the others are ready to stuff him in a cupboard somewhere. Then they could pile in after and use those beads to tie him up. They'd look good wrapped around his wrists. A gesture as he wiggles under their attentions.
Head tilt, small smile. Gorgeous eyes. One strand of escaping hair. Oh yes, I'm gone.
We'll say goodbye to the floppy hair now. Bye floppy glossy hair. It's been good seeing you. You were a fine hair style. Flop on my friend, flop on.
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Date: 2007-02-02 08:44 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-02-03 08:29 am (UTC)You're welcome :)
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Date: 2007-02-02 09:09 pm (UTC)LWTFDCEFP*: Finally somebody recognizes my genius!!
I even find the spots cute.
Ahhahahahah! Pimple.
*Lady Who Took For-evah Doing Chris's Eyelashes For a Photoshoot
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Date: 2007-02-03 08:30 am (UTC)I want that job! I'd do it for free even.
They're spots *g*
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Date: 2007-02-02 09:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-03 08:30 am (UTC)I love Feb, it lets me indulge my squee.
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Date: 2007-02-02 10:31 pm (UTC)and so does jc :)
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Date: 2007-02-03 08:32 am (UTC)and so does jc :)
Of course :D
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Date: 2007-02-04 03:58 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-02-03 08:32 am (UTC)I'm glad you enjoyed. You're a hard act to follow.
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Date: 2007-02-02 11:56 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-02-03 02:06 am (UTC)And glossyhair!Chris! YUMMY!
He looks incredibly good, as always. sigh. Love him.
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Date: 2007-02-03 08:34 am (UTC)And glossy!haired Chris!
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Date: 2007-02-03 06:50 am (UTC)Jeebus.
AND NEVER MENTION THE TOP GEAR PORN AGAIN. NONONONONONO.
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Date: 2007-02-03 08:35 am (UTC)Don't leave me! Though ded by Chris is a good way to go *g*
BUT THEY'RE A THREESOME OF LOVE!
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Date: 2007-02-03 09:00 am (UTC)What is it with you and my kinks today?
But. No. Nuh-uh. Jeremy Clarkson does not have sex. No he doesn't.
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Date: 2007-02-03 09:07 am (UTC)Now see, usually I'm with you about Jeremy not having sex. But I was watching Top Gear the other day and it was the show where Richard came back for the first time. Jeremy was so nice, okay, the mocking was there, it wouldn't be TG without that, but there were moments when his genuine liking shone through. Jeremy/James/Richard, it was so obvious.
You need to ask Interlock about her Stig/Chris idea one time. It's good.
And now I'll shush about Top Gear *g*
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Date: 2007-02-03 09:47 am (UTC)*shakes self away from gazing*
Awwwwww! That would have been such a cool show (we're about three years behind in NZ so I'll be waiting a while). And yes. They do like each other and that's the reason I adore their hassling so much.
Stig/Chris? I am so so so intrigued. God I want him to go on Top Gear. They'd snipe at him and he'd be funny and snarky and mostly kick ass on the track. And. And. And! *happy sigh*