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It's too hot to cook. Silly boys, I'm sure they can do without food.

I've just been talking to the best friend and she asked me about sex positions. She gave me names, I told her about them if I knew them, but I was stuck on one. Does anyone know what the groundhog position is? I googled it and it said it was standing ass to ass and defecating into your partner's ass. Now that's way up there on the kink scale compared to the other positions she asked about, so I'm wondering if there's another explanation.

If you've got [livejournal.com profile] musiclover03 friended you'll have seen her awesome Nsync M&Ms. Now [livejournal.com profile] llumi said Jilly should make me a braces Chris M&M, and she did! See!

Last, a meme I saw on friendsfriends. Entertain me while I code the newsletter.

f you are new, or, hell, if you've been around a while, would you leave me a comment telling me how you got here? A certain fic? Someone recommended me to you? Horrible oversight (I do this all the time)? Other? Are you stalking me? Are you outside my window right now looking at me?

Though dude, if you're outside my window be careful of the triffad like weeds, they'll eat you! I feel mean asking because I can never remember why I friend people, you're just there, and you're so awesome I can't imagine you not being there.

Date: 2007-07-23 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hegemony.livejournal.com
I'll entertain you.

I don't actually remember how We met, most likely through Nic or Josh, but I do remeber the human chandlier puzzle and going crazy for your ficathons, and I stalk you. All the time. It's SUCH a good oppritunity to rack up skymiles, you know.

If you see me outside the window, I'll probably want some tea and I'll sit down and write porn for yooooooo.

Date: 2007-07-23 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hegemony.livejournal.com
P.S. Have you seen the movie 'the aristocrats'? it's about like, the dirtiest joke in the universe, and one of the incarnations talks about 'Spacedocking' or deficating in a woman's vagina. And there's dumbledoring, which is like a rimming 69. I'm not sure how that would work unless one of the aforementioned partners were, you know, a contortionist.

Date: 2007-07-23 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com
I'm not sure how that would work unless one of the aforementioned partners were, you know, a contortionist.

Or an old and talented wizard, as the name implies. ;-)

Date: 2007-07-23 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hegemony.livejournal.com
I was really carefully trying to avoid that one. ;p

Date: 2007-07-23 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com
darn! ;-) Should that have had a spoiler warning?

Date: 2007-07-23 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musiclover03.livejournal.com
Groundhog position? Maybe thats when you and your partner have sex in the same position every night? LOL

Glad you liked the CK m&m :) had to be done.

As for how I got here-- Chris and JC sent me :) Bumped into them one day and they told me about this really cool chick who totally "got them" and was totally supportive of their partnership. JC thought it was really cute the way you stared and oogled at Chris the way he did. They couldn't chat long--said something about going lamp shopping. That's my story and I'm sticking to it :)

Date: 2007-07-23 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com
Maybe thats when you and your partner have sex in the same position every night?

Ahahahah!

Date: 2007-07-23 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musiclover03.livejournal.com
Groundhog day sex? LOL

Date: 2007-07-23 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com
Ah, the porn version, which, Gods be praised, Bill Murray turned down.

Date: 2007-07-23 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sassyrose88.livejournal.com
how did I find my way here? Well, the latest edition of Fun Fearless Fic-lovin Female came out and you were tops on the list. So.... venit, amo, amicus. :) Look it up.

Date: 2007-07-23 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hammerhead22.livejournal.com
Groundhog position??

AHAHAHAHA! I have no idea why that strikes me as so funny but I've been laughing so hard here at work that I have tears in my eyes:)

Date: 2007-07-23 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nikibee.livejournal.com
Hmmm, I honestly don't remember how I found you, which is sad because it has to have been within the last few months. God, my memory sucks.

But basically I sort of fell into the whole pop fandom thing and joining communities and seeing the "Big Names" and browsing journals and then I would friend the people who had interesting journals, the ones who updated frequently with stories or picture posts or media uploads or things of that nature that I wanted to see. So it was probably something like that.

Date: 2007-07-23 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nikibee.livejournal.com
And this link (http://books.google.com/books?id=JO5Wae4HGkYC&pg=RA4-PT16&lpg=RA4-PT16&dq=sex+%22groundhog+position%22&source=web&ots=ZRfwrSIK_L&sig=l2A7sR6xcMwduvTKme-fSsio5Og#PRA4-PT16,M1) seems to imply that there is a groundhog position and that it's probably not as kinky as the one you found since it made this book.

Date: 2007-07-23 09:26 pm (UTC)
sperrywink: (Chris is pretty too)
From: [personal profile] sperrywink
We met because of the popslash friending meme. You mentioned you were thinking of running one and I egged you on!

Date: 2007-07-23 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seeksasylum.livejournal.com
I think it's hysterical that you did the 'how'd you get here' meme after talking about defecating in your partner's ass. I'm not really sure why I think that's hysterical, but I do.

And I don't remember how I got here! I just did. And here I stay. However lurky I may seem these days. *g*

Date: 2007-07-23 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vaudevilles.livejournal.com
I think I went looking for people with a deep abiding something for Chris. And there you were!

And I am carefully NOT thinking about that position. Or how it could be achieved. *washes brain twice*

Date: 2007-07-23 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-sanction.livejournal.com
I'm actually a stalker peering at you through your window. My my what lovely walls.

I mean....I've known about you for....awhile now but never really watched you which is a shame. I just recently added you because [livejournal.com profile] duoshinigami was like " What the hell add her!" and then I was like " OKAY!" cause I'm kind of a hermit in some aspect with the sparkly love. I'm just finally getting around to adding other people that I notice constantly in things. Whoo...less creepy yes?

Except, that was all a lie, and I'm actually looking at you right now!

Date: 2007-07-23 09:48 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-07-23 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrismm.livejournal.com
I think I found you via Boxes. As I recall anyway. Yay!

Also, I do NOT want to know about sex positions involving poo. I think I'm pretty open-minded, but I'm with Dan Savage on the poo thing. Euw.

Date: 2007-07-24 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] originalrahrah.livejournal.com
because 'boxes' always makes me cry.

ask jc about the sex.
i think he's done everything with everyone.

Date: 2007-07-24 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ephemera.livejournal.com
It's all Joey's fault :D

*clings to you*

Date: 2007-07-24 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/
It seemed to be a good idea to friend you back then and now I can't bring myself to defriend you ;-). Kidding, I'd never defriend you, you're way too cool with your bad!fic loving and talking about weird sex positions *g*.

Also, Chris!

Date: 2007-07-24 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
if you've been around a while, would you leave me a comment telling me how you got here?

Ohhh man, it really amuses me A LOT when I think back of that time when you had your journal and I didn't really what the whole livejournaling entailed and I'd sometimes check it up but I just didn't really see the appeal. It was the time when we mailed each other every single day; oh good ole times!

So, anyway, I would check it out because I was a bit curious about this fannish activies of yours, and then one day I found out Babycakes had created her own lj - without telling me! - and so I decided it couldn't go on like this, so I created my own. A second after you were on my flist, of course *g*

Date: 2007-07-24 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperdollkisses.livejournal.com
awesome Chris w/braces M&M

Date: 2007-07-24 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperdollkisses.livejournal.com
Oh and I think I got here through an astral plane. You see, I'd gone on this out of body experience and wished to visit someone who lived in California.

So there you were... jumper and all.

MWAH!

Date: 2007-07-24 03:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turloughishere.livejournal.com
I've got a terrible memory because despite it just being a couple of years ago I just can't remember how I found you :-) I know that you were one of the very first people I friended but apart from that I have no idea. It might have been through [livejournal.com profile] xoverau's journal but that's really pure speculation on my part. (I do know that I found Josh through her. He'd written the first super!Sync chapter and she pimped it.)

Date: 2007-07-24 04:20 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] simply-fly-away.livejournal.com
I have no idea. I'm over the moon to have found you, I wish I could remember the hows and whys! :)

Date: 2007-07-27 06:13 am (UTC)
frausorge: Chris Kirkpatrick with his arm around Aaron Carter's shoulder at a celebrity basketball game (arms and elbows)
From: [personal profile] frausorge
Hee, like everyone else, it seems, I cannot remember how I found you. Perhaps it was through Donna? Or was it because of the newsletter? I do not know! It is lost in the mists of time! But I am very glad I did, however it came about.

Date: 2007-07-30 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sassyrose88.livejournal.com
Hiya :) I tried to email you, but yahoo bounced it back to me. Listen. I run a group and I'm on the hunt for quality ppl. Wanna join?? Come see, k?? Hope to see you soon :)

http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/LanceBassROX/
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