Sims Asylum
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turpsI've been playing Sims Asylum again, the results of which I'll share behind
We start with a typical event around the asylum. AJ and Justin beating the crap out of one another. It gets old, man. Kevin shows how much he cares by heading off to eat whatever it is he's just cooked.
Terri Crazy loses it at that point. She spends all day working and studying, and does she get any peace. No she does not!
So she spends an hour bouncing on the sofa.
Oh momma. Why!? WHY!? I'm tired and I want to go home. I'm better now. My problem is fixed. It is!
PLEASE! I LOVE YOU!
Kevin shows his amazing intellect by having a sleep desperation while standing next to many empty beds. Way to go, Kev. Joey meanwhile has taken to staring at walls.
Or creepily staring at Kevin. Not that Kevin seems to mind.
OMG! Justin! Watch out, a force of evil is behind you!
Sigh.
All is well in the crazy household. People sleep, except for Justin who spends time staring at the toilet wall. Get used to it, J.
Staring at walls. Cleaning. Your life is a laugh a moment, Justin.
A picture that sums up the asylum. Fat!JC is asleep on his feet. Hairy Joey is staring at his crotch. A pan spews toxic smoke into the air and rubbish is strewn on the floor.
Minutes later and OMG! FIRE!
JC is overcome. Chris shows his pyromaniac side by embracing the flames.
Momma. I'm so unhappy! I miss you!
Who could that be?
Sigh. It's fight number 799027637 between Justin and AJ.
I keel you, Timberlake!
Momma! MOMMA! I'm being beaten momma! I want to come hooooooooome
This isn't good. This isn't good at all!
Wait. Hold on a minute. Weren't you kissing on Justin a minute ago? JC shows off his slut status.
Then seconds after snogging Lance, perves on Chris.
It's love! OMG YAY!
So I was off doing something else and heard the woohoo music. Came back wondering who the heck it could have been.
WHY!? WHY THEM!?
Even worse, the turned around and did it again, exhausting JC who remained in bed.
OMG! Not the front posing pouch view! I liked him better in his grotty grey pjs.
I have not the words. None. At all. They are gone.
I'd be sad wearing that thing too! I blame Lynn.
At this point Terri Crazy turned into an elder, and I realised my chance of actually winning this challenge were almost nil.
Fat!JC and Joey have a moment. Shame JC wasn't awake for it.
Lord, Timberlake. Get inside!
Joey went a little loopy for a while. Hardly surprising when you look at how he's living.
JC is mean. Justin is defeated. As well he should be!
Terri Crazy rocks the old lady pants.
And the baggy tracksuit. Kevin meanwhile has a mess freak out.
Chris: JC's such a slut.
Kevin: I'd tap that.
Suddenly, Justin is hungry all the time.
AJ's cleaning compulsion continues.
Pot Kettle, AJ.
Realising he's both a slut and fat, JC morphs into emo boy.
But not for long! For when JC strips to his starred undies all his slut powers flow back. This time he discusses his love for AJ. Which is added to him kissing Lance, having sex with Justin and making out with Chris.
Joey is having none of that thank you very much!
Then disaster! Lack of money meant the repo man appeared.
Justin didn't take it well.
At all.
Joey sees something shocking!
So here's the thing. It's a normal day in the Crazy house. Eating, smells, flapping arms. No hint of the horror to come.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS WITH CHILD!
He doesn't take the news well.
Did Lance let one rip? Did Kevin? We may never know.
Kevin and JC have a mini freak out together. All Kevin wants is a family. All JC needs is love. BUT IT WASN'T THAT WHEN YOU STICKING YOUR DICK IN JUSTIN'S ASS AND CREATING ASS BABIES WAS IT!
Twin wails of woe.
As usual JC comforts himself with food. Any food.
Prepare yourself, for sadly Lance and Joey are no longer BFF. Why the sudden hatred I don't know. All I know is one moment Lance was offering his ass. The next slap city.
Joey walks around with a scowl. And a lot of hair.
WTF!?
Sigh. You would encourage them wouldn't you, JC. Not content to father ass babies you're a hooligan too.
Joey: I HATE YOU ALL!!
Justin's pregnancy leads to hours of cleaning. Of course it probably takes that long to wipe the come stains off the tiles.
What the best dressed pregnant male wears this season. Also comes complete with matching hair.
Please, I'm broke and pregnant. Give me money!
Joey tries to console Justin. That or come on to him.
JC's such a slut. Do you know he knocked Justin up?
I feel an intervention may be in order.
It's hard work providing for 7 crazy people.
Not that Joey and Lance care. Fight next to poor Terri why don't you!?
JC talks about Chris. Justin talks about how he's going to slam JC for child support. Such is the life in the Crazy household.
I'm going to be a daddy! I'm so happy! My life is over!
Wow, that's cold JC. You're a harlot!
You need to use the bathroom a lot when you're carrying an assbaby.
Justin's time is near, and he's surrounded by people who care. And JC who's pee'ed himself.
It took seconds to squeeze out the ass baby. Body racked with pain, Justin gasped and groaned before delivering his perfect child. Which he immediately handed to Chris, and never touched again.
Meet Lyntin. The child of Justin and JC. Life is going to get interesting I feel.
Turn in next time for more at the Crazy Asylum. Will Justin ever touch his child? Will JC score with everyone in the house? Will Terri die without moving up the career ladder? Will Kevin find his flour baby again? Will Lance and Joey ever talk again? Will AJ stop cleaning. Will Chris ever let go of Lyntin?
All this and more next time.
We start with a typical event around the asylum. AJ and Justin beating the crap out of one another. It gets old, man. Kevin shows how much he cares by heading off to eat whatever it is he's just cooked.
Terri Crazy loses it at that point. She spends all day working and studying, and does she get any peace. No she does not!
So she spends an hour bouncing on the sofa.
Oh momma. Why!? WHY!? I'm tired and I want to go home. I'm better now. My problem is fixed. It is!
PLEASE! I LOVE YOU!
Kevin shows his amazing intellect by having a sleep desperation while standing next to many empty beds. Way to go, Kev. Joey meanwhile has taken to staring at walls.
Or creepily staring at Kevin. Not that Kevin seems to mind.
OMG! Justin! Watch out, a force of evil is behind you!
Sigh.
All is well in the crazy household. People sleep, except for Justin who spends time staring at the toilet wall. Get used to it, J.
Staring at walls. Cleaning. Your life is a laugh a moment, Justin.
A picture that sums up the asylum. Fat!JC is asleep on his feet. Hairy Joey is staring at his crotch. A pan spews toxic smoke into the air and rubbish is strewn on the floor.
Minutes later and OMG! FIRE!
JC is overcome. Chris shows his pyromaniac side by embracing the flames.
Momma. I'm so unhappy! I miss you!
Who could that be?
Sigh. It's fight number 799027637 between Justin and AJ.
I keel you, Timberlake!
Momma! MOMMA! I'm being beaten momma! I want to come hooooooooome
This isn't good. This isn't good at all!
Wait. Hold on a minute. Weren't you kissing on Justin a minute ago? JC shows off his slut status.
Then seconds after snogging Lance, perves on Chris.
It's love! OMG YAY!
So I was off doing something else and heard the woohoo music. Came back wondering who the heck it could have been.
WHY!? WHY THEM!?
Even worse, the turned around and did it again, exhausting JC who remained in bed.
OMG! Not the front posing pouch view! I liked him better in his grotty grey pjs.
I have not the words. None. At all. They are gone.
I'd be sad wearing that thing too! I blame Lynn.
At this point Terri Crazy turned into an elder, and I realised my chance of actually winning this challenge were almost nil.
Fat!JC and Joey have a moment. Shame JC wasn't awake for it.
Lord, Timberlake. Get inside!
Joey went a little loopy for a while. Hardly surprising when you look at how he's living.
JC is mean. Justin is defeated. As well he should be!
Terri Crazy rocks the old lady pants.
And the baggy tracksuit. Kevin meanwhile has a mess freak out.
Chris: JC's such a slut.
Kevin: I'd tap that.
Suddenly, Justin is hungry all the time.
AJ's cleaning compulsion continues.
Pot Kettle, AJ.
Realising he's both a slut and fat, JC morphs into emo boy.
But not for long! For when JC strips to his starred undies all his slut powers flow back. This time he discusses his love for AJ. Which is added to him kissing Lance, having sex with Justin and making out with Chris.
Joey is having none of that thank you very much!
Then disaster! Lack of money meant the repo man appeared.
Justin didn't take it well.
At all.
Joey sees something shocking!
So here's the thing. It's a normal day in the Crazy house. Eating, smells, flapping arms. No hint of the horror to come.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS WITH CHILD!
He doesn't take the news well.
Did Lance let one rip? Did Kevin? We may never know.
Kevin and JC have a mini freak out together. All Kevin wants is a family. All JC needs is love. BUT IT WASN'T THAT WHEN YOU STICKING YOUR DICK IN JUSTIN'S ASS AND CREATING ASS BABIES WAS IT!
Twin wails of woe.
As usual JC comforts himself with food. Any food.
Prepare yourself, for sadly Lance and Joey are no longer BFF. Why the sudden hatred I don't know. All I know is one moment Lance was offering his ass. The next slap city.
Joey walks around with a scowl. And a lot of hair.
WTF!?
Sigh. You would encourage them wouldn't you, JC. Not content to father ass babies you're a hooligan too.
Joey: I HATE YOU ALL!!
Justin's pregnancy leads to hours of cleaning. Of course it probably takes that long to wipe the come stains off the tiles.
What the best dressed pregnant male wears this season. Also comes complete with matching hair.
Please, I'm broke and pregnant. Give me money!
Joey tries to console Justin. That or come on to him.
JC's such a slut. Do you know he knocked Justin up?
I feel an intervention may be in order.
It's hard work providing for 7 crazy people.
Not that Joey and Lance care. Fight next to poor Terri why don't you!?
JC talks about Chris. Justin talks about how he's going to slam JC for child support. Such is the life in the Crazy household.
I'm going to be a daddy! I'm so happy! My life is over!
Wow, that's cold JC. You're a harlot!
You need to use the bathroom a lot when you're carrying an assbaby.
Justin's time is near, and he's surrounded by people who care. And JC who's pee'ed himself.
It took seconds to squeeze out the ass baby. Body racked with pain, Justin gasped and groaned before delivering his perfect child. Which he immediately handed to Chris, and never touched again.
Meet Lyntin. The child of Justin and JC. Life is going to get interesting I feel.
Turn in next time for more at the Crazy Asylum. Will Justin ever touch his child? Will JC score with everyone in the house? Will Terri die without moving up the career ladder? Will Kevin find his flour baby again? Will Lance and Joey ever talk again? Will AJ stop cleaning. Will Chris ever let go of Lyntin?
All this and more next time.
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Date: 2007-07-24 12:03 pm (UTC)*scrubs eyes*
*reads again*
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Date: 2007-07-27 05:42 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-07-24 12:33 pm (UTC)I laughed out loud at this:
Justin's time is near, and he's surrounded by people who care. And JC who's pee'ed himself.
Ass babies make everything so much more fun :D
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Date: 2007-07-27 05:55 pm (UTC)Ass babies are of the win!
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Date: 2007-07-28 02:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-24 12:35 pm (UTC)[puts on tinhat] JC/Lance kissage! [/tinhat]
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Date: 2007-07-27 06:01 pm (UTC)JC's a slut!
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Date: 2007-07-24 01:19 pm (UTC)But no. It would have to be Timberlake, wouldn't it. And with JC, because the power of JuC cannot be denied ;-) We can only hope that post-natal depression doesn't set in, or the whole house will drown in the tears.
Oh, and truly, Lyntin is the perfect name for a Justin assbaby.
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Date: 2007-07-27 07:12 pm (UTC)he power of JuC cannot be denied ;-)
My hand was itching to deny the power of JuC. I mean, out of them all it had to be them. But JC's a raving slut. It's quite impressive how much.
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Date: 2007-07-24 01:37 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-07-24 01:55 pm (UTC)Send Help
Send Oxygen
Love the story.
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Date: 2007-07-24 02:58 pm (UTC)I love crying Justin and slutty JC *.* Is the baby going to call Chris "daddy"?
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Date: 2007-07-24 03:20 pm (UTC)*hearts you*
:D
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Date: 2007-07-24 03:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-24 03:43 pm (UTC)You got a pretty baby! So far mine have all had the birthmark. :-\
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Date: 2007-07-24 03:57 pm (UTC)I thought it was AJ that had the cleaning compulsion. Has he transfered it to Justin through their many fights? :-)
It's fight number 799027637 between Justin and AJ.
You know, something tells me that they don't like each other ;-)
WHY!? WHY THEM!?
Mwahahahah!!!
AJ's cleaning compulsion continues.
Ah, I see! He still has it, he's just infected Justin too :-)
Joey is having none of that thank you very much!
What is Lance doing in that picture???
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS WITH CHILD!
I knew it! I knew it! When I read the bit about him eating all the time I suspected this was the cause and I was right, whee!!
Meet Lyntin.
*snerk*
You're Asylum posts always makes me laugh hysterically and wake Lancecat. He is Not Amused :-)
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Date: 2007-07-24 04:29 pm (UTC)i love this *so* much!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2007-07-24 07:04 pm (UTC)Your commentary always makes me laugh
(BTW - why did Terri Crazy become an elder when no-one else did? Isn't time the same for everyone on the lot?)
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Date: 2007-07-24 07:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-25 05:37 am (UTC)..it's still REALLY making me want to try the Asylum Challenge myself.
All I need is some free time.
..so, maybe the end of next month some time? Oi-freaking-vey.
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Date: 2007-07-26 05:29 pm (UTC)You should try it!