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What can I say, I amuse myself. Taken from friendsfriends.

List your twelve favorite characters for a fandom, in order. Then answer the questions. ( though mine aren't really in order of favourites *is a rebel*

1 - Mikey
2 - Gerard
3 - Frank
4 - Pete
5 - Brendon
6- Ray
7 - Bob
8 - Jon
9 - Patrick
10- Ryan
11- Spencer
12 - Joe



Have you ever read a 6/11 (Ray/Spencer) story before?

Nope, but I like the sound of it I must say. I imagine their would be lots of hair touching and Spencer being all competent and cool while Ray just smiles happily at him.

Do you think 4 (Pete) is hot? How hot?

Hot like blazing! Pete was so my gateway to the fandom. It's all his fault.

What would happen if 12 (Joe) got 8 (Jon) pregnant?

AHAHAHAHAHA.

Man, I can't even. First, it's obviously some disastrous pot related incident that leads to the pregnancy, poor Jon, knocked up because they're both too mellow to actually get up and get a condom. Like, hands waving in the air and what's the worst that could happen attitudes. When Jon finds out decides to keep the baby and there's a tense time where Spencer and Ryan plot to kill Joe and Pete blogs all this random nonsensical stuff about the creation of life. Brendon spends all his time crooning to Jon's bump, which is covered by a series of baggy jumpers. Then people realise that Jon and Joe actually love one another, and then there's a joint FOB/Panic nursery planning session which goes disastrously wrong, and ends with Pete ringing Mikey, who rings Gerard, who then turns up, turfs everyone out and paints this fantastic room while Mikey assembles the furniture.

Man, I want to read that now.

Do you recall any fics about 9 (Patrick)?

Oh yes. Because the love of Patrick and Pete is true and must be documented by many.

Would 2 (Gerard) and 6 (Ray) make a good couple?

Sure they would! Ray is awesome with anyone

5/9 (Brendon/Patrick) or 5/10 (Brendon/Ryan)?

It has to be Brendon/Ryan. They make me happy


What would happen if 7 (Bob) walked in on 2 (Gerard) and 12 (Joe) having sex?

I think he'd just swear, threaten to kill them if they don't wash the sheets, then walk out without another word. Bob's cool like that.

Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Frank/Ryan) fic.

A tale of two boys, a lot of ink and 1001 uses for a scarf.

Apparently it's cliched badfic.

Is there such a thing as 1/8 (Mikey/Jon) fluff?

I don't know, but there should be! It would be adorable, and I want to read it now.

Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Bob/Joe) hurt-comfort fic.

The Beat and Strum of Unhappiness. It's a fic of angst, you wouldn't want to read it.

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 (Pete) to deflower 1 (Mikey)?

\o/

I'll answer when I can stop flailing at the idea. Wow, I'm having a hot flush here.

Okay, so it has to be Summer of Like. Pete and Mikey are fooling around, and one day they're talking about exes and Mikey lets it slip that he's hanging on for the right person to lose his virginity to. Which is something Pete respects, even if he does have a terrible case of sexual frustration. So they kiss and talk and just become really good friends. Pete gets the talk from Gerard, then Frankie, then Ray and one day he wakes up to find a pointed drum stick impaled in his mattress between his legs. So he gets the picture, hurt Mikey and they'll be trouble. Which sucks, because they don't get he kinda loves Mikey.

So, it's near the end of the tour and they're standing there and Mikey sort of bumps Pete with his pointy elbow and doesn't even look at him when he says 'I've found the one' Pete blinks, and pretends his eyes are watering due to the wind and he grabs Mikey's hand and they head off to the nearest hotel.

Then they live happily ever after in a house with a black picket fence, multiple dogs and cats and a steady steam of bandom people in the spare rooms. There is no bitter ending in my Mikey/Pete story!


Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Frank) het?

Sure, him and his most beautiful wife.

Does anyone on your friends list write/draw 11 (Spencer)?

Yep. He's a popular guy.

Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (Gerard/Pete/Brendon)?

Three different groups, it could be done, but I have no idea by who. I'd read it though.

What might 9 (Patrick) scream in a moment of great passion?

Ride my love rocket and call me daddy, big boy! Well he could!

Okay, seriously. I love you, Pete. *is a sap*

If you wrote a songfic about 8 (Jon), what song would you chose?

So Macho. Because he is :D

If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Mikey/Ray/Joe) fic, what would the warning be?

Excessive hair warning.

What might be a good pick-up line be for 10 (Ryan) to use on 2 (Gerard)?

Would you like to come see my make-up case little boy? Complete with creepy Gerard attracting stare.




1- Chris
2- JC
3- Justin
4- Lance
5- Joey
6- Kevin
7- Nick
8- Brian
9- AJ
10- Howie
11- Lynn
12- Wade



Have you ever read a 6/11 (Kevin/Lynn) story before?

Wow. No. I would though.

Do you think 4 (Lance) is hot? How hot?

He totally is!

What would happen if 12 (Wade) got 8 (Brian) pregnant?

Well first there would be amazement that Wade fires anything but blanks. Then Kevin would threaten Wade a little, and Wade would go bitch to himself that he was better off in the Britney/Justin triangle. Meanwhile Brian is blooming and making plans to go take off and have this baby on his own, Wade be damned. Then it's months later and Wade reads the emails Brian sends. 'She kicked today' 'I thought you'd like to see the scan pictures' and he looks at them and his little flat face fills with emotion as he books the next flight to Brian.

Do you recall any fics about 9 (AJ)?

Sure. He's written about often.

Would 2 (JC) and 6 (Kevin) make a good couple?

They'd make a very pretty couple, and JC would help Kevin express his creative fashion side by gently steering toward more daring choices. Which is why Kevin is pictured in a leather mini skirt and thigh-high boots, nodding slowly as he talks about expressing your feminine side.

5/9 (Joey/AJ) or 5/10 (Joey/Howie)?

Joey/Howie ftw!

What would happen if 7 (Nick) walked in on 2 (JC) and 12 (Wade) having sex?

I'd like to think he'd join in. Just throw off his clothes, pose with his hands on hips, wiggle a bit then shout, incoming!

Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Justin/Howie) fic.

A tale of curls, winking and a mom who thinks she knows it all.

Is there such a thing as 1/8 (Chris/Brian) fluff?

Yes there is! And they're adorable! Especially the one where Brian is making a country album and has Bailey with him.

Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Nick/Wade) hurt-comfort fic.

So You Think You Can Emote

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 (Lance) to deflower 1 (Chris)?

*whimpers*

It's baby!Sync, because that's what I like. Lance hasn't be there long and everyone thinks he's a pushover, but he's not at all. He's just biding his time and getting his feet under him. So, he's in the room he shares with Chris and Chris is being an ass, calling him a moma's boy and did she send you a years worth of tighty whiteys and Lance decides enough is enough and pounces. He presses Chris against the bed, pushes his hand against Chris' mouth and says, I'll show you that I'm no mama's boy. Then proceeds to lick and bite and whisper dirty things until Chris is begging for it.

Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Justin) het?

Ahahahahaha. Yes, with his mom!

Does anyone on your friends list write/draw 11 (Lynn)?

Ow, my ribs. Yes, she's very popular with some people.

Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (JC/Lance/Joey)?

Oh heck yeah.

What might 9 (AJ) scream in a moment of great passion?

Nothing. He does a strangled gasp instead. He's silent in his sex life.

If you wrote a songfic about 8 (Brian), what song would you chose?

Mad as Rabbits, because he's the Easter Bunny ;)

If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Chris/Kevin/Wade) fic, what would the warning be?

This threesome may break your mind.

What might be a good pick-up line be for 10 (Howie) to use on 2 (JC)?

Hey cutie. Want to see what a naked man looks like wrapped around your legs.

Date: 2008-05-14 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] llamabitchyo.livejournal.com
He presses Chris against the bed, pushes his hand against Chris' mouth and says, I'll show you that I'm no mama's boy. Then proceeds to lick and bite and whisper dirty things until Chris is begging for it.

Um. Yes. Please write this.

Date: 2008-05-14 07:14 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (You make me happy)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
You're all enablers!

But there's a chance, because it's sort of taking root in my mind right now.

So many ideas fighting to be written.

Date: 2008-05-14 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] llamabitchyo.livejournal.com
Woo hoo!

Grow, lil idea!

Grow and prosper! :D

And now, I get to go home early (Morten so totally blessed my day today) and write more Dragon fic. Yay!

Date: 2008-05-14 07:20 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (new bren)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
YAY! Getting to go home early is of the good. Go Morten!

Hope the writing goes well. I'm cracking open a new file myself just now.

Date: 2008-05-15 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] llamabitchyo.livejournal.com
I didn't get much writing done, but it was such a wonderful day! I am totally impressed with Morten's powers.

I had a good idea of the setting and plot, but still no clue as to how to go about it. But that has changed. I've seen the light. I'm so excited about it now. And I can tell that I'm excited about it by how poorly I slept again. I dream so much more when I'm really into a story.

*bounces about*

June is going to be cool (fic-wise, not heat wise--no AC sucks). We'll get our JuC assignments and I have two other stories to work on when that's not happening.

Date: 2008-05-14 07:04 pm (UTC)
rikes: drawing of a fairy, with cherry blossoms (Default)
From: [personal profile] rikes
Ahahaha, I love your JC/Kevin idea. Kevin would drone on and on, and everybody would be staring at his boots!

Is there such a thing as 1/8 (Chris/Brian) fluff?
There is??? LINK!

So You Think You Can Emote
Genius.

Date: 2008-05-14 07:10 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (baggy)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Hee, yes! Kevin would have this whole talk about how everyone should feel free to express themselves and gender roles are an outdated concept.

Sadly all people here is.

dronedronedronedrone as a background as they stare at his boots and the teasing expanse of thigh.

There so is! I'll go looking now and get back to you asap.

*bows*

Date: 2008-05-14 07:52 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
First one by Arsenic

It's amazing!

http://tasteofpoison.inkubation.net/viewstory.php?sid=116

Date: 2008-05-14 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 (Pete) to deflower 1 (Mikey)?

HI! SO YOU ALREADY STARTED WRITING THAT FIC YOU DESCRIBED TO US, RIGHT? Right?

Because, seriously, what's one more fic? So you have a gazillion to write, so now you'll have a gazillion and one. Totally doable, right?

Omg, just stop steasing me with your awesome plot bunnies, this is cruel, sis!

Date: 2008-05-14 07:13 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (pretty chris)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I know! I did the arms of joy at that question!

I mean, Summer of Like stories are always tinged with this bitterness at the inevitable end, but they shouldn't be. Pete and Mikey's love can go on! They can have that happy ending.

Man, I so want to write that now. It wouldn't have to be that long either.

deflowering.

You're an enabler!

Date: 2008-05-14 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
The whole plot you had was a thing of joy! I might have bounced on my seat at the idea of Pete getting the talk from Gerard and Frank and Ray and the whole drumstick warning thing was a streak of genius lol And then Mikey with the sticky elbow stickily-elbowing Pete and going 'I met the one' and hee it's like I'm reading the fic already! Except I'm not, which is Very Sad indeed.

Enabling isn't just a word, sis, it's a way of life \o/

Date: 2008-05-14 07:35 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Choey new (musiquedevie))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I may have two open files in front of me right now. Getting details of the trickyfish and the Pete/Mikey down.

Because I'm with you, the thought of the talks is giving me glee. Pete would go bitching to Patrick and post blogs about being misunderstood.

Once, after being warned off by Gerard and Frank and then even Ray, fucking Ray Pete had wondered if it was worth it. Then he looked out of his bus and Mikey was waiting for him outside, all knock knees and tight jeans and he'd just taken off his hat so his hair was sticking up everywhere, and he'd looked up at Pete and smiled, and Pete actually felt his heart flutter. And yeah, it was totally worth it.

Date: 2008-05-14 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zillahseye.livejournal.com
Your popslash pairings all turned out fascinating. I would so read ALL of them. Chris/Kevin/Wade! Talk about your personality fuckery.

Date: 2008-05-14 07:25 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (geered)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Talk about your personality fuckery.

Exactly. The clashes would be epic. *wants*

Date: 2008-05-14 07:35 pm (UTC)
ext_312: Desolation Row!Gerard (Default)
From: [identity profile] turloughishere.livejournal.com
You ROCK this kind of meme, you really do!!!

one day he wakes up to find a pointed drum stick impaled in his mattress between his legs

BOB!!! Scary stealth ninja!!!!

(Gerard/Pete/Brendon)? [...] it could be done, but I have no idea by who.

Judging from the way she manages to make the most unlikely pairing/threesome seem completely natural I'm sure Arsenic could write a fabulous story about them!

Would you like to come see my make-up case little boy?

*giggles hysterically*

throw off his clothes, pose with his hands on hips, wiggle a bit then shout, incoming!

I can so see Nick doing this!!

Want to see what a naked man looks like wrapped around your legs.

*snicker*

Date: 2008-05-14 08:11 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (trickc 2)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I love these memes, and this one has prompted two fic ideas, so that's cool.

BOB!!! Scary stealth ninja!!!!

Yes! He would so sneak on the bus, ghost past the others, then, STAB!

You're so right, Arsenic would do it so well. In fact, I'd trust her to do any combination really well.

*giggles hysterically*

Ryan thinks Gerard would get off on the creepy aspect. He's probably right.

Nick should always dive into sex like that.

Thank you!



Date: 2008-05-14 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duoshinigami.livejournal.com
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! I loved these! I'm so so sooo happy you did bandom AND popslash! There more pretty boys to read about in a meme the better!

The Joe and Jon mpreg tickled me especially. =D But Jon is made of love so how could it not? And then, THEN! What patrick would scream in a moment of passion? *coos* Oh Terri! He would say I love you Pete! Their love is undying and forever!

I actually have a story that when you mentioned the nursery thing...It made me think of it. It's a Pete/Patrick mpreg and I don't know if you've read it...but if you haven't you NEED to! Asking To Be Born (http://longtime-lurker.livejournal.com/4972.html) is one of the only mpregs I have ever read (because it squicks me)but I loved it! And you should love it too!

Date: 2008-05-14 08:08 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Choey new (musiquedevie))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I had to do both, because both fandom own my heart at the moment.

Some of the pairings it threw up were insane, I mean, Joe/Jon isn't anything I've thought of before. But I like :)

And of course Patrick would yell Pete. I may ship Mikey/Pete but that's in a different universe to the Patrick/Pete.

Oh! I'd forgotten about the nursery scene in that story. Bad me, because it's fantastic! It's my favourite mpreg story by far. I may have to go read it again now *g*

*smooch*

Date: 2008-05-14 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brighton-girl.livejournal.com
This was very fun to read!

Date: 2008-05-15 09:05 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Just so pretty ( digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Thank you :)

Date: 2008-05-14 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bououou.livejournal.com
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Justin) het?

Ahahahahaha. Yes, with his mom!


LOL!! :D
And

Mad as Rabbits, because he's the Easter Bunny
YES!

Date: 2008-05-15 09:03 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (smug Justin (rikes))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Justin/Lynn is totally the het of choice!

:D

Date: 2008-05-14 10:48 pm (UTC)
themoononastick: refract (joe troh is a jedi master)
From: [personal profile] themoononastick
I had no idea that the thing missing from my life was Jon/Joe mpreg fic until this moment. Who knew?

Also? Mikey/Jon fluff? *wants*

Date: 2008-05-14 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronra.livejournal.com
I second the need for Jon/Joe mpreg! :D

Date: 2008-05-15 09:02 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (feeling kinky)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It needs to be written, I agree!

Date: 2008-05-15 09:01 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (feeling kinky)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
There's a serious Jon/Joe mpreg shaped gap in the fandom. Someone needs to get on changing that.

Mikey/Jon fluff? *wants*

Me too. It would be delicious, and so happy.

Date: 2008-05-15 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com
So You Think You Can Emote

AH-HAHAHHAAAHAHAHAAA!!!!

*wants*

Date: 2008-05-15 08:52 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (trickc 2)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It would be so full of angst and pain!
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