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So, James is watching a documentary on channel five called My Car is My Lover. Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like.

Choice quote so far? Some people just like to fuck the tail pipe.

Right then.

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Okay, that has to be one of the best things I've heard, and shows utter devotion to the fannish cause.

But I do want to know if it was possible to blow the stick shift. Details like this are important.

*coughs*

I still can't believe I told you this. Um. Yes. My truck's knob is round and a lot of newer vehicles have ones that are more oblong and fitted to a handgrip and I can't imagine doing those. But

*cough*

Yeah, it was a strain, but I could get it in my mouth. But you know, it's soo much harder than a dick is ever going to be so there's no way there could be any deep throating (which was in the fic that prompted this experiment) and it was so not sexy and, you know, I was terrified about what if my jaw gets so strained by this that it kinda locks up. A cock isn't shaped in a way that it could get like jammed behind one's teeth, you know? But since this was basically a really big ball and then narrow after, I could totally imagine it happening. And like, oh shit, how do you explain that?

So, yes, possible, but not comfortable. And um... I guess I'm not kinky enough to understand why anyone would want to do it. 'Cause it's not like the car is going to enjoy it, right? And I always thought that was the best part of blowjobs.

I have to say, it's impressive that you managed it, but yeah, I can see why you'd be worried about getting stuck.

'Cause it's not like the car is going to enjoy it, right? And I always thought that was the best part of blowjobs.

I'm with you there. Getting that reaction is a huge part of the appeal.

I suppose if I stop thinking about rust and sharp edges I could sort of see how it would be possible to fuck an exhaust pipe ( and those are words I never expected to type ) but blowing a gear stick. Not so much.

It's one kink I'll never get.

I suppose if I stop thinking about rust and sharp edges I could sort of see how it would be possible to fuck an exhaust pipe

You know, I could kinda see Chris saying that in a fic and everyone cringing. I don't think I could stop thinking about rust and sharp edges. And also... do they do it on a lift? Or do the kneel down to exhaust pipe level? ... I just... people amaze me every day, I guess.

I just thought you should know. The dolphin fic? So grew from this comment *g*

LOL!

Oh, man, I'm a bad influence and I didn't even know it!

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don't try this at home, kids

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