That 15 people meme
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turpsYou people are insane, awesome and insane.
Brendon and Lyn Z work at a grocery store....how did that happen? and why does Vicky T keep showing up and never buying anything?
Yoda, Brendon, Britney and Patrick do a charity game show. What show? And who wins?
Spiderman and Gabe swap jobs for the day. How's it go?
Spiderman and Pete Wentz go on a blind date. How successful is it?
Gerard and A Dalek are set up by Lyn Z. "Set up" as in prank or blind date?
Justin Timberlake, Gerard Way and Gabe Saporta are secret superheroes working together. What are their powers?
Gabe, Pete and Mikey all move in together. what's their house/apartment like and what sort of shenanigans do they get up to?
Ryan and Lyn Z start a sports team. What do they play and what do they call their team? Do they fight about it?
Britney is going to the moon. Who's his copilot? And what do they do when they get there?
Spiderman and Pete are forced to get married. What happens?
Justin and Yoda are stuck in elevator for 12 hours(mechanical difficulties or zombie apocalypse-who knows?) with Pete who is claustrophobic and freaking out - what do they do?
Lyn Z is talked into spelunking by Brendon. How does Brendon talk Lyn Z into doing it and why does Spiderman want to go with them?
Ryan takes up quiling. What are the reactions of Britney and Vicky T? Will Ryan ever reveal why they took up quiling?
Gabe and Justin get set up on a date. What happens?
If Gerard took up a sport which sport would it be?
Spiderman, Gerard & Yoda are all superheroes. What awesome powers do they have, what do their superhero costumes consist of, and do they work together to fight crime or are they rivals?
Gabe and Vicky T are super heroes, what are their super powers/names?
Frank, Lyn Z & Ryan are all contestants on a Blind Date style show. Who does Gabe pick and why?
Vicky T, Ryan, Frank and Patrick are cast in a teenage romantic comedy; who is the geeky hero, who is the goofy sidekick, who is the seemingly unobtainable love interest, and who is the bad guy?
Mikey, Yoda, Pete and Gabe form a band together. What kind of band is it? Tell me the plot of the music video they would make starring Spiderman, Brendon, and Lyn Z.
Pete gets sucked into a book. What book is it? and how does Justin, Frank, and Yoda get them out of it?
Brendon and Gabe are IM-ing each other. What do they talk about?
Britney is madly in love with Yoda, who is completely oblivious. What do they do to woo their One True Love?
Justin & Mikey and a dog named boo.
Pete, Ryan, Lyn Z - threesome! Who's in charge?
Justin and Vicky T are dating. They're both very kinky, but there's a kink that Vicky T wants to explore that made Justin's jaw drop in horror. What's the kink? And what argument does Vicky T uses to try to convince Justin to agree to try that kink?
Spiderman and Yoda are caught inside a mountain cabin during a blizzard. a) how did they end up there and b) how do they entertain themselves?
A Dalek and Mikey have secrets from Ryan. What is it?
Mikey, Frank and Lyn Z are flatmates. How does it go?
Gerard, Ryan, Pete and Gabe go speed-dating. Who ends up with whom?
>Mikey needs to learn how to dance. Is Britney the right person for the job?
Brendon, Frank and Justin enter a hotdog eating question, who will win?
Gerard and Ryan are getting married who (of the 15) are their best men/maid of honour?
Gerard and Ryan are getting married who (of the 15) are their best men/maid of honour?
What does the love child from Justin and Lyn Z look like?
1 -- Justin Timberlake
2 -- Mikey Way
3 -- Spiderman
4 -- Vicky T
5 -- Gerard Way
6 -- Ryan Ross
7 -- Yoda
8 -- Brendon Urie
9 -- Pete Wentz
10 -- A Dalek
11 -- Frank Iero
12 -- Britney Spears
13 -- Gabe Saporta
14 -- Patrick Stump
15 -- Lyn Z
Brendon and Lyn Z work at a grocery store....how did that happen? and why does Vicky T keep showing up and never buying anything?
After leaving home this is Brendon's first job. He's stuck at the meat counter -- which sucks -- and spends all his time trying not to cut off his own fingers and watching the girl who works on the cheese counter. She's got the most amazing ink that she has to keep hidden under a long-sleeved shirt, Brendon sees it when she reaches for cheese, pleasing hints of lines and pictures and he's itching to ask what it means or if he can see. He never does, just keeps slicing meat and watching from afar. Vicky T comes in because she's got a crush on Lyn Z. She keeps buying all this cheese that she never eats and she feels all kinds of stupid because normally she's not so shy. Then one day she asks for yet more cheese and Lyn Z hands it over and says, 'I get off at four, if you want to hang around'
Of course Vicky does.
Yoda, Brendon, Britney and Patrick do a charity game show. What show? And who wins?
So this is what happens. Yoda has taken off for a vacation away from Jedi knights and the whole boring fighting evil thing when he arrives on earth. Wandering along the street he ends up inside a studio where people are settling down, looking down at a glittering set. Intrigued, Yoda takes a seat in the back row and watches as some people called Britney, Patrick and Brendon are told to come on down! Then, unexpectedly, Yoda's told to come on down too! There's a spot light in his face and people are applauding and all Yoda can do is do as they say.
Patrick wins, he's amazing at guessing prices and Yoda was disqualified when his robe caught on the giant wheel and he was spun in circles. Which was shameful! And the host deserved a light sabre to the head.
Spiderman and Gabe swap jobs for the day. How's it go?
It goes badly. Spiderman really can't sing and when he tries to throw up fangs he manages to shoot webs into Ryland's face. Gabe sucks as a superhero. When he tries on the costume he puts his feet through the bottom and it chafes so much he makes it a two piece, the top showing off most of his belly. He doesn't want to talk about the swinging on webs thing. It's a delicate subject okay? How would you like it if you got stuck on the side of a sky scraper and had to be rescued by the window cleaners.
He does slip Spidy Pete's number though. Gabe's a good friend that way.
Spiderman and Pete Wentz go on a blind date. How successful is it?
Pete's thrilled with this blind date. He arrives at the pre-arranged meeting spot and just hangs out, all thrilled and happy that he's doing something unexpected. Then Spiderman swoops down and land next to Pete and is all, "Pete?" And Pete gets that huge grin all the while itching to get on his phone and tell the whole world that he's talking to Spiderman. The date consists of a tour of the city rooftops -- eating is an issue when you're wearing a mask -- and Pete spends his time laughing as they swoop between buildings and end up sitting in a spidy swing made of webbing, looking down at the people below. And for the first time in forever Pete would feel free, no one watching or expecting something, just the wind in his hair and Spiderman's arm around his back.
The date would end with the classic upside kiss. Pete insists, he's seen the movie, and when they're done Pete fashions himself a bracelet out of webbing and Spiderman gives him a last kiss and says he'll be in touch. Seconds after Spidy leaves a tweet goes up at Pete's twitter saying Went flying without wings best time ever heres to nxt time
Gerard and A Dalek are set up by Lyn Z. "Set up" as in prank or blind date?
It's hard thinking of good gifts for Gerard. Sure he likes getting comics or paints, but Lyn Z wants more. When she finds out about the Dalek -- funny thing, once Pete talks to Spidy he finds out all sorts of things are actually real -- she knows what to do. Making some calls she arranges for Dalek to be waiting at a coffee shop, and when Gerard goes inside he'll glide toward him with Gerard's coffee on a tray.
It's the best present Gerard's ever had. Ever!
Justin Timberlake, Gerard Way and Gabe Saporta are secret superheroes working together. What are their powers?
Poor Justin, he's going to have a nervous breakdown with those two, there won't be enough hand sanitizer in the world. Okay, so Justin's power is concentrated in his smile. Not only that of course, he's also got the ability to make people think they're the most important person in the world, which is handy when you want someone on your side, but mostly it's the smile. When he beams woman drop their knickers, men spontaneously climax and sexual joy floods the immediate area. If he's going for the double whammy Justin whips off his shirt and uncovers the six pack of doom. He doesn't do that often though, it's a bitch to clean all the body fluids from the floor. Gerard's power is his voice, he can get anyone to do anything he wants, when he's not in hero mode he uses his powers for the good of the world, telling people to recycle and to respect one another, but in battle it's another story. He can make adults bend to his will, hand over their guns or technology or even throw themselves out of a building, though that's always a last resort. Gabe has an elastic body, most often he zooms out an arm to pull an unwary person close and he likes to extend his neck to listen to private conversations. He can jump really high and make himself into a solid bouncing ball that can take out the opposition in one swoop. His party trick is to elongate his dick and wrap it around people's neck. Those in the know just swat it away, and Gabe sends his dick off to more inviting bodies.
Gabe, Pete and Mikey all move in together. what's their house/apartment like and what sort of shenanigans do they get up to?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just the thought of it is giving me stars in my eyes!
Let's face it, the house would be a disaster zone. The fridge would be empty, there would be pets everywhere and all sorts of experiments that they're trying out. Like building their own rocket or seeing if it's possible to booby trap doors with electric. Stuff would be everywhere, giant models of Star Wars characters and furry suits and a huge stuffed cobra wound around the stair railings. None of them really sleep and there's always music playing and people coming to visit at all times. As for what they do. Sex, lots and lots of messy, hard core, guilt free sex. On the kitchen table, on the floor, pressed against a picture window, in the tub, even in their beds sometimes. Basically it's sex central, apart from the times they settle on the sofa and watch movies, Gabe always mock bitching as Mikey and Pete lean against him on both sides.
Ryan and Lyn Z start a sports team. What do they play and what do they call their team? Do they fight about it?
Just the thought of Ryan being in any sports team makes me laugh. But okay, they play roller derby. Lyn Z is the founder of the team, The Liquid Hellfires, and one night she happens to meet Ryan at the opening of her art show. Ryan hangs around eating the free food and knocking back wine and after a few hours he ends up in front of one of Lyn Z's prize works. They start to discuss it and she's explaining how it represents the speed and thrills of the derby and Ryan's had a few too many wines and starts on this long speech about how roller derby is sexist and why can't men play, just going on and on until Lyn Z says to him, okay, you want to play so badly we practice on Thursday nights at eight.
So, he wakes the next day with a bad head and sure he's done something stupid, then remembers when he gets a text from Lyn Z with directions to the rink along with, you'd better not pussy out. Despite being mocked by his friends, and also slightly terrified, because roller derby, the fuck? Ryan goes along, and is kitted out in spare equipment, including these awesome leopard-print padded shorts and a helmet with fire painted on the side. Of course Ryan gets beat around but good. He spends most of his time on his ass and being slammed against hard surfaces, but he's also laughing for what feels like the first time in a long time and by the end he can actually skate more than a few feet. So he's invited back, and ends up being a regular at the practice sessions. He even gets his own helmet and shorts. They do fight about the name, Ryan says liquid hellfire makes no sense, Lyn Z knocks him over then skates away.
Britney is going to the moon. Who's his copilot? And what do they do when they get there?
Britney ♥ Obviously Justin needs to be her co-pilot. When they get to the moon they find moon aliens and bond with them by performing a mini concert. Then they go back to their rocket ship and get down to making many adorable curly haired babies.
Spiderman and Pete are forced to get married. What happens?
Pete and Spiderman's first date went so well they kept dating. Unfortunately being Spiderman's sugar bunny comes along with problems, in that all the evil bad guys of the world are now after Pete's head. After being tied up and thrown in the Grand Canyon, blasted to the centre of the earth and nearly sawn in two Pete's had enough. He tells Spidy it's over and walks away, all full of woe, which is when he's kidnapped again! Angry, he regains consciousness in a church. He' s been dressed in a white tuxedo and notices that Spiderman is lying next to him, all bound with metal chains. The bad guy stalks close and tells them that unless they agree to be married Pete's going to be killed in the most painful way possible. Which fucking sucks, so he staggers to his feet and, hands on hips, demands to know what the hell kind of plan is making them get married. Which is when bad guy tells them they intend to tell the world that Spiderman has married a dude and as a result many people will turn against him, because wholesome heroes can't take it up the ass. Which is when Pete starts telling him what a stupid plan it is and Spidy doesn't even take it up the ass and even if he did that makes no difference in terns of being a hero.
Which is when the bad guy cackles and says, maybe not to you, but enough. Spiderman is ruined! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Justin and Yoda are stuck in elevator for 12 hours(mechanical difficulties or zombie apocalypse-who knows?) with Pete who is claustrophobic and freaking out - what do they do?
Wow, Pete is getting some play in this meme.
It would go like this.
"Worry, do not," Yoda says, and places one wrinkly hand on Pete's knee. "Out of here soon, we will be."
"Don't worry?" Pete's crouched in a corner, knees tucked up close to his head. He takes in a deep shuddering breath. "I'm stuck in an elevator. With Justin Timberlake and Yoda."
"To stop freaking out you need. Be calm and breathe." Yoda takes a shuffling step forward and looks up at Justin. "What the hell doing, are you? Hmmmm? That's the fifth bottle."
"Do you know how many people use these things?" Justin says, busy squirting the walls with sanitiser. "The carpet will be riddled with germs."
Pete tucks himself up even tighter, moaning against his knees. "I'm going to die. Just me and my hallucinations."
"Real, we are." Yoda pinches Pete's thigh, hard. "See."
Brows pulled together, Justin moves next to Pete. "We've been in here twelve hours, I gave you a bottle to piss in and you think I'm a hallucination?"
"You walked in with Yoda. Yoda the small green alien," Pete manages to say. It feels like his heart is thumping out of his chest and the knees of his pants are soaked with sweat. "I need to get out of here."
Yoda leans in close to Pete. "A distraction, you need. Ever made sweet love to a jedi master have you, hmm? Very good, we are."
"What?" Shocked, Pete looks up when he feels a small hand slide down his thigh. "You can't. You're Yoda, you don't have sex and I'm married."
Suddenly Yoda jumps, discarding his robe in the process. He straddles Pete's knee and winks at Justin. "Help me show this one my light sabre, hmmm?"
Of course Justin says yes.
Lyn Z is talked into spelunking by Brendon. How does Brendon talk Lyn Z into doing it and why does Spiderman want to go with them?
This meme is turning into the adventures of Spiderman and his bandom friends.
At first Brendon tries to talk Lyn Z into it by being all enthusiastic and excited. He tells her that it's awesome and you get to wiggle through tiny spaces! And climb into dark spaces! And it's exciting and dangerous and fun! But the thing is, Lyn Z lives with Gerard, she sees excited and enthusiastic on a daily basis, so that doesn't work at all. So Brendon changes his method and says she just doesn't want to go because she's scared, and all Lyn Z does is give him a look that makes him cower and apologise. At this point he has one thing left, and says there's a possibility they'll find skulls and bones. Of course then she says yes. Spiderman goes because he wants to get to know his in-laws, and okay, maybe they're not in-laws in the traditional sense but Mikey's Pete's bit on the side, which makes him Spidey's bit on the side in law and therefore Lyn Z is family, in some warped sense that makes sense in their world. Sometimes Spidy thinks battling evil is less trouble, especially when he thinks how Brendon fits into the the equation. Simple answer, Spidy's husband is a slut.
Ryan takes up quiling. What are the reactions of Britney and Vicky T? Will Ryan ever reveal why they took up quiling?
Ryan takes up quiling when he breaks his leg at the roller derby. Stuck inside with nothing to do he ends up bitching so much that Lyn Z comes over, dumps a box of art materials on his lap and tells him to occupy himself. At first Ryan isn't sure what to do, it's been years since the whole bird make-up thing and he hasn't really done anything creative like that since. But now he's got this box full of coloured paper and scissors and all sorts of other things. Looking for inspiration he gets online and googles quiling ( he never admits it was a typo for quilting. Not that he could do that with paper he knows, just it sounded fun ) Over the next few days he spends hours cutting paper into elaborate shapes and making his own cards. Soon he's got a stack of the things and he's sending them to everyone. Thanking Lyn Z and Gerard for letting him stay, to Jon with lyrics written inside. He even sends cards to Britney Spears and Vicky T even though they both laughed when they came over -- Ryan still isn't sure why, he didn't look that funny covered in paper scraps with his purple casted foot on a stool, and anyway, what was Britney even doing there?. Soon nearly everyone Ryan knows has a card, except for one he keeps tucked at his side. That one has Spencer's name on the front, but the problem is, Ryan has no idea what to put inside.
In the end he sends it with his number, along with a please. Spencer calls the next day. Ryan never tells the real reason he made the cards. He got what he needed, that's all that matters.
Gabe and Justin get set up on a date. What happens?
It's destiny, baby! Gabe is overjoyed and spends the whole date leering at Justin. Justin spends his time frantically calling his lawyer and finding out about restraining orders.
If Gerard took up a sport which sport would it be?
Well he's down with badminton and croquette it seems, so it would have to be something along those lines. Or Go Karting, I can see him enjoying that. Speeding around the track with his souped up kart. He'd probably lose more times than not, but never cares. Just gets to the end of the race and pulls of his helmet and his hair is everywhere and he's grinning like a loon.
Spiderman, Gerard & Yoda are all superheroes. What awesome powers do they have, what do their superhero costumes consist of, and do they work together to fight crime or are they rivals?
Dude. I've been laughing at this result for a while now.
It all starts when Spidy is getting to know his new extended bandom family -- which really, most people get a few in-laws, he gets 9029793 crazy people who have no concept of personal space. So, one night Pete invites everyone over to meet the new baby band he's signed. There's pizza and drinks and Spidy's hanging off the ceiling, trying to keep away from Frank who keeps trying to give him a lycra wedgie. When Pete offers him some pizza Spidy says no, the whole mask thing again, and he spots Gerard looking at him very intently. Spidy gets a cold shiver down his spine. A few days later he's summoned to Gerard's -- in which he wakes up to find Mikey in bed with him and Pete and when Spidy's still half asleep Mikey goes, Gerard wants to see you later. Which fine, Spidy's down with that, he just wishes Pete's bit on the side would stop hogging the bed. Spidy may be a spider and all but he doesn't like clinging to the edge.
He goes to Gerard's house, waving at Ryan and Lyn Z who're sitting watching Roller Derby vids and goes into the kitchen where Gerard's sitting at the table surrounded by drawings of costumes, most of which incorporate skulls and a lot of black. Apart from the one with the gash marks and dripping blood and really, Spidy often thinks how the hell he became part of this family. So he settles down to talk, Gerard in a chair, Spidy hanging upside down from the ceiling and Gerard explains how he saw Spidy's costume has flaws so he's designed something else that means he can actually eat and go to the bathroom much easier -- which okay, that could be good, because fucking Pete and his impatience to get at Spidy's dick has already resulted in five ripped costumes -- but, Gerard goes on. He wants to be a superhero too, and Spidy's like.... but you're a famous singer, isn't that hero enough? And plus, super heroes have powers. At which point Gerard gets all bashful and goes, I've sort of got voice powers and can also do this, and blasts a laser out of the palms of his hand; a laser that melts a hole in the wall and Lyn Z storm in, hands on hips and goes, 'again, Gerard. Really?'
So, long story short Gerard and Spidy become a two man team, Spidy wearing a very stylish black widow costume with handy holes, Gerard looking like an angel of death.
But what about Yoda you say? Well, since the time in the elevator he's held a seething jealously toward Spidy, because Yoda had Pete, and he wants more. But Pete won't give him the time of day, is all, no offence dude, but I tried green dick once and that's enough. Which makes Yoda furious, because Pete is his! So Yoda turns evil! He renames himself The Vengence of DOOM! and wears a skin tight cat suit as he scales a high building, throws his arms to the sky, lightening flashing around him as he declarers that if Pete won't have him his loved ones will suffer!
Gabe and Vicky T are super heroes, what are their super powers/names?
When he finds out that Gerard and Spidy are superheroes now Gabe wants to be one too. He glosses over the whole trying to be spiderman incident and instead insists he can do it. Which is when Vicky T grabs him and kisses him deeply. When she does so Gabe feels stuff change deep inside and when he's finally allowed to stand he looks in the mirror and sees he's sparkling. 'The fuck?' he says, and Vicky smiles, says with a purr, 'I'm team Gabe.'
Since that night Gabe (Sparktastic ) and Vicky T ( Miss Glam ) go out as a duo, fighting crime with the sparkly fresh dance moves and cobra fangs.
Frank, Lyn Z & Ryan are all contestants on a Blind Date style show. Who does Gabe pick and why?
Gabe's down with blind dating, especially when he's feeling so bruised with the whole Justin restraining order thing. Plus, all around him people are hooking up and he's feeling left out. So when he's given the chance he's on it.
Longing in his chair he asks, 'If you came face to face with my Cobra what would be your reaction?
Lyn Z curls her lip and says if his cobra comes anywhere near her she'll bite it off.
Frank jumps to his feet and sways his hips in an obscene fashion and says he likes snakes, especially one-eyed trousersnakes.
Ryan thinks a while and then says that he has an excellent pair of snake skin boots at home.
Gabe considers, he likes a woman who plays rough and a guy that knows the value of good footwear, but really, a dick joke, it has to be Frank.
Vicky T, Ryan, Frank and Patrick are cast in a teenage romantic comedy; who is the geeky hero, who is the goofy sidekick, who is the seemingly unobtainable love interest, and who is the bad guy?
Patrick is the bad guy. Not that anyone knows that at first as he's a stealth bad guy. He lures people in with his innocent face and charming smile and it's only close to the end when it's revealed he's actually been stealing from old ladies and screwing half the football and cheerleading teams. Frank is the goofy sidekick. He wears his thick glasses and carries a Transformers lunch box and spends a lot of his time telling jokes to the geeky hero to cheer them up, all the time never letting on that he's in love with her himself. Which means the geeky hero is Vicky T, who'll be the stereotypical ugly ducking into swan, except for the fact Vicky T doesn't want to be any swan, she's happy the way she is and spends most of her time stalking through campus telling filthy jokes and sharing pictures of LOL cats before getting down to some serious hacking. Ryan is the seemingly unobtainable love interest. He's aloof, only speaks to a select few and spends most of his time on the school steps with his hanger-ons. All this, of course, hides his tragic home life and the fact that he clings to his unavailable status as a way to be seen.
Mikey, Yoda, Pete and Gabe form a band together. What kind of band is it? Tell me the plot of the music video they would make starring Spiderman, Brendon, and Lyn Z.
Where we last left our tragic tale Yoda -- aka The Vengence of DOOM! -- had vowed vengeance on Pete's loved ones.
After spending hours lurking in the bandom forums and journals Yoda discovers that Pete is creating a side group for a charity fund raiser. Approaching all his friends Pete gets Mikey to agree to appear -- in which I mean Pete blew him until Mikey's head was ringing with the sound of beautiful music and said, come one, Mikey, please. Mikey said yes. Gabe was an easy sell, especially when he's so blissed out from day long sex sessions with Frank. So, Pete has a band consisting of someone from FOB, MCR and Cobras, he thinks that'll be awesome, and then he gets a call from Yoda. He's a bit dubious at first because Yoda got a bit weird for a while, sending Pete sex toys shaped like light sabres and hovering outside of Pete's bedroom window with his robe hanging open. So Pete's all, erm and Yoda goes. "Fear not, must you. Crazy I am not." and goes on to explain with him in the band they'll attract both the sci fi geeks and movie buffs, so despite his misgivings Pete says yes.
The band is a cross between thrashing rock and pop and a hell of a lot of bass -- which happens when you have three bass players and a green jedi master in one band. Yoda and Pete keep saying they want to sing, Mikey and Gabe keep being horrified and distracting them with sex ( Mikey ) and doing the electric slide naked ( Gabe) In the end Pete ends up on bass, Mikey guitar, Gabe vocals and Yoda drums, with lightsabres, while floating in the air. It's quite the show.
Of course they need a video to go along with their shiny new songs. In the planning meeting they discuss all sorts of ideas, but Yoda is insistent they need something with impact -- dramatics, you need -- and says that fire is always a good option. Of course what he's really doing is plotting death and destruction and his heart blackens a little more each time he sees Mikey settle on Pete's knee. When it looks like the others are wavering, because isn't blowing up the whole set around them kinda dangerous? Yoda uses the force to change their minds and the idea is quickly brought to life. The four of them standing on a set made to look like a space ship, which is attacked by alien craft, and is blown up, split seconds after Mikey, Gabe, Pete and Yoda are rescued.
Excited, Pete grins, says, "YES!" and it's arranged that Spidy, Lyn Z and Brendon will do the rescuing -- Yoda says he'll rescue himself thank you very much. -- they'll wear cool uniforms and swoop down on invisible lines to pluck the others to safety.
Internally Yoda cackles. Mikey Way is toast!
Pete gets sucked into a book. What book is it? and how does Justin, Frank, and Yoda get them out of it?
After the cluster fuck of the video shoot -- Spiderman managed to save Pete, Mikey and Gabe by snaring them with web and pulling them to safety, Brendon and Lyn Z had put out the flames on Mikey's coat -- Yoda hatched a new plan.
Going for the direct route he contacted magical friends and brewed a potion that allowed Pete to be sucked into a book. But what book? Planning his options Yoda finally settles on the gay kama sutra, sprinkling the pages with the potion. Leaving the book on Pete's bedside table Yoda waited, and minutes later found himself inside the book, Pete naked in front of him.
"Pete." Yoda unfastens his robe. "Sex you up I will."
"No offence dude, but I'm taken" Pete says, backing away, but Yoda pounces and chases Pete around the room. Pete starts to yell, and from above they see Frank and Justin's giant heads, peering down.
"Pete?" Frank bellows and runs his thumb over Pete's body. Pete yelps and bites the pad of Frank's thumb.
"Get him not me."
Frank goes to thumb at Yoda, and Yoda does the only thing he can, quickly reversing the spell before dashing away, his robe trailing behind him.
Brendon and Gabe are IM-ing each other. What do they talk about?
The thing is, Brendon doesn't know that it's Gabe. It's just, Brendon's bored, okay? He's in Pete's awesome house but everyone is off having sex and Brendon's left on his own. So he pulls out his laptop and when The Snakemaster IM's out of the blue he talks back.
The chat is normal at first, if by normal you mean Brendon ends up reading about visions and alcohol and how grinding is the only way to dance, which okay, Brendon can be on-board with that. Then things get a little racy, The Snakemaster asks what Brendon's wearing and he admits he's in his underwear because Pete's house is like a fucking sauna and Snakemaster seems delighted with that, launching into sex talk that should make Brendon blush. Except, screw that. He can hear beds squeaking from upstairs and if they're going to get laid so's Brendon, so he licks his palm and starts to jerk himself off, typing one handed as he describes his reactions as Snakemaster bends him over on a stage and fucks him hard as the audience watch.
Britney is madly in love with Yoda, who is completely oblivious. What do they do to woo their One True Love?
No! Britney, not Yoda, the dude is insane!
Britney's taken to hanging around Pete's house. She doesn't really know him as such but he's an easy-going guy and she likes to talk babies and music in a place where she knows she won't be judged. It's there she first sees Yoda. He's shuffling around in his robe, his ears twitching as he stares at Pete, Spidy and Mikey. Britney is enamoured, Yoda's ears, his ity bitty hands, his cute face! He's so different to her usual type of guy and she wants him. Putting on her best and most slinky clothes she starts to hang close, laughing at Yoda's jokes and admiring his light sabre, she even washes his robe when he complains about it smelling of smoke and gunpowder.
Britney does it all, because she knows one day he'll look at her and knows she's the one.
Justin & Mikey and a dog named boo.
Justin sends the dog the day before they film the video. It's got a ribbon around its neck and a tag that says 'good luck, tell Pete sorry I can't take part, but you know, Gabe' Mikey does know, so he buries his face in the fur of the dog and then leads it off to meet the other pets in the house. Intent on texting, he doesn't notice the dog snarl, or Yoda cackling as he watches and calls Justin, saying, "Well done, young padawan"
Pete, Ryan, Lyn Z - threesome! Who's in charge?
Dude! A threesome of hot.
It starts one hot evening. Ryan's just had the cast taken off his leg and he's limping around complaining about his leg hurting. Cuddled against Gerard where they're watching Jersey Shore Lyn Z looks at Gerard and they have this whole silent conversation before she says, 'I can take your mind off it'
Ryan's all, the fuck? Because Gerard's just there, but Gerard just shrugs and says, "She's wanted to for a while, go for it."
So they do, Lyn Z's just about to lead Ryan to his bedroom when Pete comes barrelling into the room. He's full of excess energy and babbling about the video and their new dog and Lyn Z just grabs him and says, come on. Because Pete's family -- in which family means those people always on the list -- and also Mikey told Gerard who told Lyn Z about Pete's thing for Ryan and that's one of Lyn Z's favourite things, to sit and watch two hot guys having sex. She's in charge, totally. She issues instructions and brings out the toys and whispers filthy things as she casually strokes herself while watching Ryan take Pete for the first time.
Justin and Vicky T are dating. They're both very kinky, but there's a kink that Vicky T wants to explore that made Justin's jaw drop in horror. What's the kink? And what argument does Vicky T uses to try to convince Justin to agree to try that kink?
The thing with Vicky came out of nowhere. One minute Justin was stalking Britney, watching her every move, the next he'd fallen in lust with one of the woman hanging at Pete's house. She was gorgeous, sassy, Justin had to know her.
At first she said no, then, realising who he was she said yes, just to play on Gabe's mind. What she didn't intend was to actually like Justin, but she does, especially as he's hot stuff in bed. Except for one thing. Justin Timberlake won't let her fuck him. It's infuriating because he's got an ass made to be fucked, plus, he was in a boyband, that's what they do! Except Justin says no, and that his mom would get the vapours if she knew her baby boy had allowed objects into his virginal ass. Which is when Vicky looks at him and says, you tell your mom about your sex life? Justin says simply, yes.
Vicky's not about to give up. She sends hours talking about how good it feels to be fucked, buys 'bend over boyfriend' and has it playing at all times, and then tries bribery. If Justin will do this she'll do anything he wants. Even put on the blond curly wig and matching cardigan and dress. Justin wavers at that and says, maybe a finger? So Vicky brings out the lube and spends the next hour finger fucking Justin until he's a quivering mess.
The next night Justin brings out the wig, cardigan and dress, in reply Vicky holds out her harness with already attached dick.
Twenty minutes after that Vicky is slamming into Justin, trying to focus on how good it feels and not how the wig is itchy and how Justin is whimpering, 'that's good momma'
Spiderman and Yoda are caught inside a mountain cabin during a blizzard. a) how did they end up there and b) how do they entertain themselves?
After the drama of the last week Spidy decides he needs to get away for a day or so. He loves Pete and his extended family but seriously, he never gets a moment to breathe. Telling people he's going to the mountains he packs a light bag and prepares to swing away. Which is when Yoda approaches him and says he's coming too. Spidy's not sure because sure, Yoda's been helpful this last week, sticking close and giving Pete special jedi knight tea, but Spidy's senses always tingle when Yoda's around. Still, he can't bring himself to say no to the old guy, especially when he's looking so calm, just standing there holding his spare robe. So Yoda clings to Spidy's back and off they go.
As you'd imagine, at this point Yoda is silently going MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
They swing away, and a few hours later are in the mountains. Which is great, what's not so great is it's starting to snow and Spidy can't really see. When he thumps into a tree for the sixth time he knows they need to stop, and drops to the ground. Trudging through the snow, Yoda on his shoulders, Spidy eventually finds a mountain cabin. Throwing themselves inside Spidy shivers and seals the door and windows with webbing.
He turns to Yoda, about to ask if he can start a fire, and is astounded to see Yoda has flung aside his robe and is standing in a skin tight catsuit.
Yoda brings up his arms and yells. "I AM The Vengence of DOOM! and Pete is mine! Kill you now, I will!"
There's then an epic battle which involves lots of bouncing off walls, ceiling running, screaming, swearing, ear pulling, light sabre avoiding and Spidy being really pissed, because he knew something was hinky about Yoda. The battle ends when Spidy manages to web Yoda to the wall, only for Yoda to blink away and through a window. The last Spidy sees of him is a squat shape hurrying over the snow.
A Dalek and Mikey have secrets from Ryan. What is it?
After the events of the video shoot Mikey's scared. He nearly died, but worse than that, he nearly had to watch Pete and Gabe die, and Mikey's done. He's already had his heart broken over his brother and Bob, this is the last straw. He knows people call him a robot and expressionless, he's not stupid, he reads the comments online, and he gets to feeling that that's a good way to go. If he is robotic he can't feel, and his already fragile heart won't be broken. Phoning a friend of a friend of a friend he gets in touch with a Mr Dal Ek, who promises he has some method of taking away Mikey's feelings. Which is extreme, Mikey knows, but numb is better than having to deal with so much pain. Making the call for an appointment he looks up and sees Ryan's standing watching him. He asks, "You're okay?" and Mikey says, 'Yeah' before hurrying away.
Of course Ryan doesn't believe him. He may be younger than Mikey but he knows what a person hiding behind a wall looks like. Ryan vows to find out what's going on.
Mikey, Frank and Lyn Z are flatmates. How does it go?
It goes awesome! That is after the fall out when Mikey tells Pete he doesn't love him any more and moves to his own place. Frank complains about the mess, bitching when both Mikey and Lyn Z just ignore the green mouldy dishes and disgusting toilet. Instead they paint each others toe nails and practice playing bass. Lyn Z teaches Mikey how to do back bends and Mikey patiently allows Lyn Z to to cast parts of his body for her latest sculpture. Frank meanwhile tidies and cooks and threatens to kick them in the head about once a minute. He never does though, especially as they double team him at night, showing just how hard they can work if they want.
Gerard, Ryan, Pete and Gabe go speed-dating. Who ends up with whom?
Pete is distraught. Mikey has gone cold on him and has left to live elsewhere. Gabe is mourning the loss of Frank who went to support his BFF. Gerard is horny because he sent Lyn Z to look after Mikey and Frank -- just for a little bit as he's worried about Mikey. Ryan just wants to know what the hell is going on, so goes along for the ride.
The thing is, they didn't intend to end up with one another. The plan was to date new people, but Gerard finds himself next to Ryan and actually listens to him as Ryan opens up about his life, Gerard reaching out and resting his hand over Ryan's at the sad parts. Which feels comforting and easy, enough that Ryan admits how he used to idolise Gerard back in the day. Pete and Gabe end up together, they start by mourning the loss of Frank and Mikey, swapping stories about how their hearts were broken and how members of MCR weren't to be trusted.
Pete: I loved him! He was the light in my life. Him and Spidy, they complete me.
Gabe: Frank gave the best blow jobs ever. I could tuck him in my pocket and call him George.
Pete: Mikey gave head like a pro
Gabe: Frank could go for hours.
Pete: You wanna?
Gabe: Fuck yeah!
So Gerard and Ryan are left to their earnest conversation while Pete and Gabe make for the bathroom.
Mikey needs to learn how to dance. Is Britney the right person for the job?
Mikey had thought that being emotionless was the way to go. Dalek had given good advice about how to be cold-hearted -- though Mikey wishes he could get rid of the compulsion to shout Exterminate! each time he threw a boner -- but the thing is, Mikey doesn't like being cold-hearted! He likes laughing with Frank and singing along to loud songs, most of all he misses Spidy and Pete. When he finally admits that to Frank and Lyn Z they go, thank god! And tell him to go back. But Pete's with Gabe now, and won't return Mikey's calls.
Knowing that Gabe seduces with dance, Mikey knows he has to be better, but the problem is, Mikey can't dance. But he knows someone who can, someone who for some unexplained reason is hanging around Pete's house. A few calls later and Britney is teaching Mikey to gyrate and writhe. He's a bit rubbish at first, but she's persistent and soon his hips are going and he's wiggled into a tight red PVC cat suit, ready to seduce Pete and win back his man.
Brendon, Frank and Justin enter a hotdog eating question, who will win?
Disturbed at Mikey's dancing, and the way Pete enthusiastically responds, Brendon, Frank and Justin decide to occupy themselves. They didn't intend to enter the contest, just they were walking past and Frank made jokes about sucking down hot dogs and Brendon was encouraging them and next thing they know they're sitting on the stage, hot dogs held in their hands.
Brendon wins. Frank's too busy laughing at the other contestants and Justin needs to disinfect his hands after each dog. Brendon just slips them down nice and easy.
The world ends and only Spiderman, Gerard, Ryan, Gabe, & Patrick are left, how do they survive.
After the failure of his video shoot, book and dog plan, Yoda brings out the big guns. After an epic battle, bodies litter the ground.
Distraught at surviving when their loved ones didn't Gerard and Ryan stagger off together, bloodied, beaten and sad. Gabe helps Patrick, keeping him upright as they clamber out of the huge crater that's all that's left of Pete's house. Spider trails them all, guilty at being unable to save more. But he's only one man and he tried his best, creating a solid shield of webbing over everyone he could reach.
The five reach the edge and look over a world that's destroyed. Homes ruined, whole countries scorched, all due to one little weird green man who wanted Pete's dick.
Together they walk away, toward a new future.
Gerard and Ryan are getting married who (of the 15) are their best men/maid of honour?
Two years after The End, Gerard marries Ryan. He does it because he loves Ryan, and needs something to hold onto, when all around them is death.
They marry in the light of the camp fire, Spiderman conducting the service, Gabe the best man. Patrick the other best man.
What does the love child from Justin and Lyn Z look like?
Three years after The End Justin Timberlake emerges from a secret underground lab. He's carrying a blanket-wrapped baby in his arms. The baby has dark curly hair and big eyes, a pouted mouth and pale, pale skin. Justin kisses the baby on the forehead. Yoda may have been a psycho but he was great at getting DNA. Baby Juslyn is the first, but soon Justin will rule all of music with his army of Justin crossed bandom babies.
Justin Timberlake is king. It's that simple.
Brendon and Lyn Z work at a grocery store....how did that happen? and why does Vicky T keep showing up and never buying anything?
Yoda, Brendon, Britney and Patrick do a charity game show. What show? And who wins?
Spiderman and Gabe swap jobs for the day. How's it go?
Spiderman and Pete Wentz go on a blind date. How successful is it?
Gerard and A Dalek are set up by Lyn Z. "Set up" as in prank or blind date?
Justin Timberlake, Gerard Way and Gabe Saporta are secret superheroes working together. What are their powers?
Gabe, Pete and Mikey all move in together. what's their house/apartment like and what sort of shenanigans do they get up to?
Ryan and Lyn Z start a sports team. What do they play and what do they call their team? Do they fight about it?
Britney is going to the moon. Who's his copilot? And what do they do when they get there?
Spiderman and Pete are forced to get married. What happens?
Justin and Yoda are stuck in elevator for 12 hours(mechanical difficulties or zombie apocalypse-who knows?) with Pete who is claustrophobic and freaking out - what do they do?
Lyn Z is talked into spelunking by Brendon. How does Brendon talk Lyn Z into doing it and why does Spiderman want to go with them?
Ryan takes up quiling. What are the reactions of Britney and Vicky T? Will Ryan ever reveal why they took up quiling?
Gabe and Justin get set up on a date. What happens?
If Gerard took up a sport which sport would it be?
Spiderman, Gerard & Yoda are all superheroes. What awesome powers do they have, what do their superhero costumes consist of, and do they work together to fight crime or are they rivals?
Gabe and Vicky T are super heroes, what are their super powers/names?
Frank, Lyn Z & Ryan are all contestants on a Blind Date style show. Who does Gabe pick and why?
Vicky T, Ryan, Frank and Patrick are cast in a teenage romantic comedy; who is the geeky hero, who is the goofy sidekick, who is the seemingly unobtainable love interest, and who is the bad guy?
Mikey, Yoda, Pete and Gabe form a band together. What kind of band is it? Tell me the plot of the music video they would make starring Spiderman, Brendon, and Lyn Z.
Pete gets sucked into a book. What book is it? and how does Justin, Frank, and Yoda get them out of it?
Brendon and Gabe are IM-ing each other. What do they talk about?
Britney is madly in love with Yoda, who is completely oblivious. What do they do to woo their One True Love?
Justin & Mikey and a dog named boo.
Pete, Ryan, Lyn Z - threesome! Who's in charge?
Justin and Vicky T are dating. They're both very kinky, but there's a kink that Vicky T wants to explore that made Justin's jaw drop in horror. What's the kink? And what argument does Vicky T uses to try to convince Justin to agree to try that kink?
Spiderman and Yoda are caught inside a mountain cabin during a blizzard. a) how did they end up there and b) how do they entertain themselves?
A Dalek and Mikey have secrets from Ryan. What is it?
Mikey, Frank and Lyn Z are flatmates. How does it go?
Gerard, Ryan, Pete and Gabe go speed-dating. Who ends up with whom?
>Mikey needs to learn how to dance. Is Britney the right person for the job?
Brendon, Frank and Justin enter a hotdog eating question, who will win?
Gerard and Ryan are getting married who (of the 15) are their best men/maid of honour?
Gerard and Ryan are getting married who (of the 15) are their best men/maid of honour?
What does the love child from Justin and Lyn Z look like?
1 -- Justin Timberlake
2 -- Mikey Way
3 -- Spiderman
4 -- Vicky T
5 -- Gerard Way
6 -- Ryan Ross
7 -- Yoda
8 -- Brendon Urie
9 -- Pete Wentz
10 -- A Dalek
11 -- Frank Iero
12 -- Britney Spears
13 -- Gabe Saporta
14 -- Patrick Stump
15 -- Lyn Z
Brendon and Lyn Z work at a grocery store....how did that happen? and why does Vicky T keep showing up and never buying anything?
After leaving home this is Brendon's first job. He's stuck at the meat counter -- which sucks -- and spends all his time trying not to cut off his own fingers and watching the girl who works on the cheese counter. She's got the most amazing ink that she has to keep hidden under a long-sleeved shirt, Brendon sees it when she reaches for cheese, pleasing hints of lines and pictures and he's itching to ask what it means or if he can see. He never does, just keeps slicing meat and watching from afar. Vicky T comes in because she's got a crush on Lyn Z. She keeps buying all this cheese that she never eats and she feels all kinds of stupid because normally she's not so shy. Then one day she asks for yet more cheese and Lyn Z hands it over and says, 'I get off at four, if you want to hang around'
Of course Vicky does.
Yoda, Brendon, Britney and Patrick do a charity game show. What show? And who wins?
So this is what happens. Yoda has taken off for a vacation away from Jedi knights and the whole boring fighting evil thing when he arrives on earth. Wandering along the street he ends up inside a studio where people are settling down, looking down at a glittering set. Intrigued, Yoda takes a seat in the back row and watches as some people called Britney, Patrick and Brendon are told to come on down! Then, unexpectedly, Yoda's told to come on down too! There's a spot light in his face and people are applauding and all Yoda can do is do as they say.
Patrick wins, he's amazing at guessing prices and Yoda was disqualified when his robe caught on the giant wheel and he was spun in circles. Which was shameful! And the host deserved a light sabre to the head.
Spiderman and Gabe swap jobs for the day. How's it go?
It goes badly. Spiderman really can't sing and when he tries to throw up fangs he manages to shoot webs into Ryland's face. Gabe sucks as a superhero. When he tries on the costume he puts his feet through the bottom and it chafes so much he makes it a two piece, the top showing off most of his belly. He doesn't want to talk about the swinging on webs thing. It's a delicate subject okay? How would you like it if you got stuck on the side of a sky scraper and had to be rescued by the window cleaners.
He does slip Spidy Pete's number though. Gabe's a good friend that way.
Spiderman and Pete Wentz go on a blind date. How successful is it?
Pete's thrilled with this blind date. He arrives at the pre-arranged meeting spot and just hangs out, all thrilled and happy that he's doing something unexpected. Then Spiderman swoops down and land next to Pete and is all, "Pete?" And Pete gets that huge grin all the while itching to get on his phone and tell the whole world that he's talking to Spiderman. The date consists of a tour of the city rooftops -- eating is an issue when you're wearing a mask -- and Pete spends his time laughing as they swoop between buildings and end up sitting in a spidy swing made of webbing, looking down at the people below. And for the first time in forever Pete would feel free, no one watching or expecting something, just the wind in his hair and Spiderman's arm around his back.
The date would end with the classic upside kiss. Pete insists, he's seen the movie, and when they're done Pete fashions himself a bracelet out of webbing and Spiderman gives him a last kiss and says he'll be in touch. Seconds after Spidy leaves a tweet goes up at Pete's twitter saying Went flying without wings best time ever heres to nxt time
Gerard and A Dalek are set up by Lyn Z. "Set up" as in prank or blind date?
It's hard thinking of good gifts for Gerard. Sure he likes getting comics or paints, but Lyn Z wants more. When she finds out about the Dalek -- funny thing, once Pete talks to Spidy he finds out all sorts of things are actually real -- she knows what to do. Making some calls she arranges for Dalek to be waiting at a coffee shop, and when Gerard goes inside he'll glide toward him with Gerard's coffee on a tray.
It's the best present Gerard's ever had. Ever!
Justin Timberlake, Gerard Way and Gabe Saporta are secret superheroes working together. What are their powers?
Poor Justin, he's going to have a nervous breakdown with those two, there won't be enough hand sanitizer in the world. Okay, so Justin's power is concentrated in his smile. Not only that of course, he's also got the ability to make people think they're the most important person in the world, which is handy when you want someone on your side, but mostly it's the smile. When he beams woman drop their knickers, men spontaneously climax and sexual joy floods the immediate area. If he's going for the double whammy Justin whips off his shirt and uncovers the six pack of doom. He doesn't do that often though, it's a bitch to clean all the body fluids from the floor. Gerard's power is his voice, he can get anyone to do anything he wants, when he's not in hero mode he uses his powers for the good of the world, telling people to recycle and to respect one another, but in battle it's another story. He can make adults bend to his will, hand over their guns or technology or even throw themselves out of a building, though that's always a last resort. Gabe has an elastic body, most often he zooms out an arm to pull an unwary person close and he likes to extend his neck to listen to private conversations. He can jump really high and make himself into a solid bouncing ball that can take out the opposition in one swoop. His party trick is to elongate his dick and wrap it around people's neck. Those in the know just swat it away, and Gabe sends his dick off to more inviting bodies.
Gabe, Pete and Mikey all move in together. what's their house/apartment like and what sort of shenanigans do they get up to?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just the thought of it is giving me stars in my eyes!
Let's face it, the house would be a disaster zone. The fridge would be empty, there would be pets everywhere and all sorts of experiments that they're trying out. Like building their own rocket or seeing if it's possible to booby trap doors with electric. Stuff would be everywhere, giant models of Star Wars characters and furry suits and a huge stuffed cobra wound around the stair railings. None of them really sleep and there's always music playing and people coming to visit at all times. As for what they do. Sex, lots and lots of messy, hard core, guilt free sex. On the kitchen table, on the floor, pressed against a picture window, in the tub, even in their beds sometimes. Basically it's sex central, apart from the times they settle on the sofa and watch movies, Gabe always mock bitching as Mikey and Pete lean against him on both sides.
Ryan and Lyn Z start a sports team. What do they play and what do they call their team? Do they fight about it?
Just the thought of Ryan being in any sports team makes me laugh. But okay, they play roller derby. Lyn Z is the founder of the team, The Liquid Hellfires, and one night she happens to meet Ryan at the opening of her art show. Ryan hangs around eating the free food and knocking back wine and after a few hours he ends up in front of one of Lyn Z's prize works. They start to discuss it and she's explaining how it represents the speed and thrills of the derby and Ryan's had a few too many wines and starts on this long speech about how roller derby is sexist and why can't men play, just going on and on until Lyn Z says to him, okay, you want to play so badly we practice on Thursday nights at eight.
So, he wakes the next day with a bad head and sure he's done something stupid, then remembers when he gets a text from Lyn Z with directions to the rink along with, you'd better not pussy out. Despite being mocked by his friends, and also slightly terrified, because roller derby, the fuck? Ryan goes along, and is kitted out in spare equipment, including these awesome leopard-print padded shorts and a helmet with fire painted on the side. Of course Ryan gets beat around but good. He spends most of his time on his ass and being slammed against hard surfaces, but he's also laughing for what feels like the first time in a long time and by the end he can actually skate more than a few feet. So he's invited back, and ends up being a regular at the practice sessions. He even gets his own helmet and shorts. They do fight about the name, Ryan says liquid hellfire makes no sense, Lyn Z knocks him over then skates away.
Britney is going to the moon. Who's his copilot? And what do they do when they get there?
Britney ♥ Obviously Justin needs to be her co-pilot. When they get to the moon they find moon aliens and bond with them by performing a mini concert. Then they go back to their rocket ship and get down to making many adorable curly haired babies.
Spiderman and Pete are forced to get married. What happens?
Pete and Spiderman's first date went so well they kept dating. Unfortunately being Spiderman's sugar bunny comes along with problems, in that all the evil bad guys of the world are now after Pete's head. After being tied up and thrown in the Grand Canyon, blasted to the centre of the earth and nearly sawn in two Pete's had enough. He tells Spidy it's over and walks away, all full of woe, which is when he's kidnapped again! Angry, he regains consciousness in a church. He' s been dressed in a white tuxedo and notices that Spiderman is lying next to him, all bound with metal chains. The bad guy stalks close and tells them that unless they agree to be married Pete's going to be killed in the most painful way possible. Which fucking sucks, so he staggers to his feet and, hands on hips, demands to know what the hell kind of plan is making them get married. Which is when bad guy tells them they intend to tell the world that Spiderman has married a dude and as a result many people will turn against him, because wholesome heroes can't take it up the ass. Which is when Pete starts telling him what a stupid plan it is and Spidy doesn't even take it up the ass and even if he did that makes no difference in terns of being a hero.
Which is when the bad guy cackles and says, maybe not to you, but enough. Spiderman is ruined! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Justin and Yoda are stuck in elevator for 12 hours(mechanical difficulties or zombie apocalypse-who knows?) with Pete who is claustrophobic and freaking out - what do they do?
Wow, Pete is getting some play in this meme.
It would go like this.
"Worry, do not," Yoda says, and places one wrinkly hand on Pete's knee. "Out of here soon, we will be."
"Don't worry?" Pete's crouched in a corner, knees tucked up close to his head. He takes in a deep shuddering breath. "I'm stuck in an elevator. With Justin Timberlake and Yoda."
"To stop freaking out you need. Be calm and breathe." Yoda takes a shuffling step forward and looks up at Justin. "What the hell doing, are you? Hmmmm? That's the fifth bottle."
"Do you know how many people use these things?" Justin says, busy squirting the walls with sanitiser. "The carpet will be riddled with germs."
Pete tucks himself up even tighter, moaning against his knees. "I'm going to die. Just me and my hallucinations."
"Real, we are." Yoda pinches Pete's thigh, hard. "See."
Brows pulled together, Justin moves next to Pete. "We've been in here twelve hours, I gave you a bottle to piss in and you think I'm a hallucination?"
"You walked in with Yoda. Yoda the small green alien," Pete manages to say. It feels like his heart is thumping out of his chest and the knees of his pants are soaked with sweat. "I need to get out of here."
Yoda leans in close to Pete. "A distraction, you need. Ever made sweet love to a jedi master have you, hmm? Very good, we are."
"What?" Shocked, Pete looks up when he feels a small hand slide down his thigh. "You can't. You're Yoda, you don't have sex and I'm married."
Suddenly Yoda jumps, discarding his robe in the process. He straddles Pete's knee and winks at Justin. "Help me show this one my light sabre, hmmm?"
Of course Justin says yes.
Lyn Z is talked into spelunking by Brendon. How does Brendon talk Lyn Z into doing it and why does Spiderman want to go with them?
This meme is turning into the adventures of Spiderman and his bandom friends.
At first Brendon tries to talk Lyn Z into it by being all enthusiastic and excited. He tells her that it's awesome and you get to wiggle through tiny spaces! And climb into dark spaces! And it's exciting and dangerous and fun! But the thing is, Lyn Z lives with Gerard, she sees excited and enthusiastic on a daily basis, so that doesn't work at all. So Brendon changes his method and says she just doesn't want to go because she's scared, and all Lyn Z does is give him a look that makes him cower and apologise. At this point he has one thing left, and says there's a possibility they'll find skulls and bones. Of course then she says yes. Spiderman goes because he wants to get to know his in-laws, and okay, maybe they're not in-laws in the traditional sense but Mikey's Pete's bit on the side, which makes him Spidey's bit on the side in law and therefore Lyn Z is family, in some warped sense that makes sense in their world. Sometimes Spidy thinks battling evil is less trouble, especially when he thinks how Brendon fits into the the equation. Simple answer, Spidy's husband is a slut.
Ryan takes up quiling. What are the reactions of Britney and Vicky T? Will Ryan ever reveal why they took up quiling?
Ryan takes up quiling when he breaks his leg at the roller derby. Stuck inside with nothing to do he ends up bitching so much that Lyn Z comes over, dumps a box of art materials on his lap and tells him to occupy himself. At first Ryan isn't sure what to do, it's been years since the whole bird make-up thing and he hasn't really done anything creative like that since. But now he's got this box full of coloured paper and scissors and all sorts of other things. Looking for inspiration he gets online and googles quiling ( he never admits it was a typo for quilting. Not that he could do that with paper he knows, just it sounded fun ) Over the next few days he spends hours cutting paper into elaborate shapes and making his own cards. Soon he's got a stack of the things and he's sending them to everyone. Thanking Lyn Z and Gerard for letting him stay, to Jon with lyrics written inside. He even sends cards to Britney Spears and Vicky T even though they both laughed when they came over -- Ryan still isn't sure why, he didn't look that funny covered in paper scraps with his purple casted foot on a stool, and anyway, what was Britney even doing there?. Soon nearly everyone Ryan knows has a card, except for one he keeps tucked at his side. That one has Spencer's name on the front, but the problem is, Ryan has no idea what to put inside.
In the end he sends it with his number, along with a please. Spencer calls the next day. Ryan never tells the real reason he made the cards. He got what he needed, that's all that matters.
Gabe and Justin get set up on a date. What happens?
It's destiny, baby! Gabe is overjoyed and spends the whole date leering at Justin. Justin spends his time frantically calling his lawyer and finding out about restraining orders.
If Gerard took up a sport which sport would it be?
Well he's down with badminton and croquette it seems, so it would have to be something along those lines. Or Go Karting, I can see him enjoying that. Speeding around the track with his souped up kart. He'd probably lose more times than not, but never cares. Just gets to the end of the race and pulls of his helmet and his hair is everywhere and he's grinning like a loon.
Spiderman, Gerard & Yoda are all superheroes. What awesome powers do they have, what do their superhero costumes consist of, and do they work together to fight crime or are they rivals?
Dude. I've been laughing at this result for a while now.
It all starts when Spidy is getting to know his new extended bandom family -- which really, most people get a few in-laws, he gets 9029793 crazy people who have no concept of personal space. So, one night Pete invites everyone over to meet the new baby band he's signed. There's pizza and drinks and Spidy's hanging off the ceiling, trying to keep away from Frank who keeps trying to give him a lycra wedgie. When Pete offers him some pizza Spidy says no, the whole mask thing again, and he spots Gerard looking at him very intently. Spidy gets a cold shiver down his spine. A few days later he's summoned to Gerard's -- in which he wakes up to find Mikey in bed with him and Pete and when Spidy's still half asleep Mikey goes, Gerard wants to see you later. Which fine, Spidy's down with that, he just wishes Pete's bit on the side would stop hogging the bed. Spidy may be a spider and all but he doesn't like clinging to the edge.
He goes to Gerard's house, waving at Ryan and Lyn Z who're sitting watching Roller Derby vids and goes into the kitchen where Gerard's sitting at the table surrounded by drawings of costumes, most of which incorporate skulls and a lot of black. Apart from the one with the gash marks and dripping blood and really, Spidy often thinks how the hell he became part of this family. So he settles down to talk, Gerard in a chair, Spidy hanging upside down from the ceiling and Gerard explains how he saw Spidy's costume has flaws so he's designed something else that means he can actually eat and go to the bathroom much easier -- which okay, that could be good, because fucking Pete and his impatience to get at Spidy's dick has already resulted in five ripped costumes -- but, Gerard goes on. He wants to be a superhero too, and Spidy's like.... but you're a famous singer, isn't that hero enough? And plus, super heroes have powers. At which point Gerard gets all bashful and goes, I've sort of got voice powers and can also do this, and blasts a laser out of the palms of his hand; a laser that melts a hole in the wall and Lyn Z storm in, hands on hips and goes, 'again, Gerard. Really?'
So, long story short Gerard and Spidy become a two man team, Spidy wearing a very stylish black widow costume with handy holes, Gerard looking like an angel of death.
But what about Yoda you say? Well, since the time in the elevator he's held a seething jealously toward Spidy, because Yoda had Pete, and he wants more. But Pete won't give him the time of day, is all, no offence dude, but I tried green dick once and that's enough. Which makes Yoda furious, because Pete is his! So Yoda turns evil! He renames himself The Vengence of DOOM! and wears a skin tight cat suit as he scales a high building, throws his arms to the sky, lightening flashing around him as he declarers that if Pete won't have him his loved ones will suffer!
Gabe and Vicky T are super heroes, what are their super powers/names?
When he finds out that Gerard and Spidy are superheroes now Gabe wants to be one too. He glosses over the whole trying to be spiderman incident and instead insists he can do it. Which is when Vicky T grabs him and kisses him deeply. When she does so Gabe feels stuff change deep inside and when he's finally allowed to stand he looks in the mirror and sees he's sparkling. 'The fuck?' he says, and Vicky smiles, says with a purr, 'I'm team Gabe.'
Since that night Gabe (Sparktastic ) and Vicky T ( Miss Glam ) go out as a duo, fighting crime with the sparkly fresh dance moves and cobra fangs.
Frank, Lyn Z & Ryan are all contestants on a Blind Date style show. Who does Gabe pick and why?
Gabe's down with blind dating, especially when he's feeling so bruised with the whole Justin restraining order thing. Plus, all around him people are hooking up and he's feeling left out. So when he's given the chance he's on it.
Longing in his chair he asks, 'If you came face to face with my Cobra what would be your reaction?
Lyn Z curls her lip and says if his cobra comes anywhere near her she'll bite it off.
Frank jumps to his feet and sways his hips in an obscene fashion and says he likes snakes, especially one-eyed trousersnakes.
Ryan thinks a while and then says that he has an excellent pair of snake skin boots at home.
Gabe considers, he likes a woman who plays rough and a guy that knows the value of good footwear, but really, a dick joke, it has to be Frank.
Vicky T, Ryan, Frank and Patrick are cast in a teenage romantic comedy; who is the geeky hero, who is the goofy sidekick, who is the seemingly unobtainable love interest, and who is the bad guy?
Patrick is the bad guy. Not that anyone knows that at first as he's a stealth bad guy. He lures people in with his innocent face and charming smile and it's only close to the end when it's revealed he's actually been stealing from old ladies and screwing half the football and cheerleading teams. Frank is the goofy sidekick. He wears his thick glasses and carries a Transformers lunch box and spends a lot of his time telling jokes to the geeky hero to cheer them up, all the time never letting on that he's in love with her himself. Which means the geeky hero is Vicky T, who'll be the stereotypical ugly ducking into swan, except for the fact Vicky T doesn't want to be any swan, she's happy the way she is and spends most of her time stalking through campus telling filthy jokes and sharing pictures of LOL cats before getting down to some serious hacking. Ryan is the seemingly unobtainable love interest. He's aloof, only speaks to a select few and spends most of his time on the school steps with his hanger-ons. All this, of course, hides his tragic home life and the fact that he clings to his unavailable status as a way to be seen.
Mikey, Yoda, Pete and Gabe form a band together. What kind of band is it? Tell me the plot of the music video they would make starring Spiderman, Brendon, and Lyn Z.
Where we last left our tragic tale Yoda -- aka The Vengence of DOOM! -- had vowed vengeance on Pete's loved ones.
After spending hours lurking in the bandom forums and journals Yoda discovers that Pete is creating a side group for a charity fund raiser. Approaching all his friends Pete gets Mikey to agree to appear -- in which I mean Pete blew him until Mikey's head was ringing with the sound of beautiful music and said, come one, Mikey, please. Mikey said yes. Gabe was an easy sell, especially when he's so blissed out from day long sex sessions with Frank. So, Pete has a band consisting of someone from FOB, MCR and Cobras, he thinks that'll be awesome, and then he gets a call from Yoda. He's a bit dubious at first because Yoda got a bit weird for a while, sending Pete sex toys shaped like light sabres and hovering outside of Pete's bedroom window with his robe hanging open. So Pete's all, erm and Yoda goes. "Fear not, must you. Crazy I am not." and goes on to explain with him in the band they'll attract both the sci fi geeks and movie buffs, so despite his misgivings Pete says yes.
The band is a cross between thrashing rock and pop and a hell of a lot of bass -- which happens when you have three bass players and a green jedi master in one band. Yoda and Pete keep saying they want to sing, Mikey and Gabe keep being horrified and distracting them with sex ( Mikey ) and doing the electric slide naked ( Gabe) In the end Pete ends up on bass, Mikey guitar, Gabe vocals and Yoda drums, with lightsabres, while floating in the air. It's quite the show.
Of course they need a video to go along with their shiny new songs. In the planning meeting they discuss all sorts of ideas, but Yoda is insistent they need something with impact -- dramatics, you need -- and says that fire is always a good option. Of course what he's really doing is plotting death and destruction and his heart blackens a little more each time he sees Mikey settle on Pete's knee. When it looks like the others are wavering, because isn't blowing up the whole set around them kinda dangerous? Yoda uses the force to change their minds and the idea is quickly brought to life. The four of them standing on a set made to look like a space ship, which is attacked by alien craft, and is blown up, split seconds after Mikey, Gabe, Pete and Yoda are rescued.
Excited, Pete grins, says, "YES!" and it's arranged that Spidy, Lyn Z and Brendon will do the rescuing -- Yoda says he'll rescue himself thank you very much. -- they'll wear cool uniforms and swoop down on invisible lines to pluck the others to safety.
Internally Yoda cackles. Mikey Way is toast!
Pete gets sucked into a book. What book is it? and how does Justin, Frank, and Yoda get them out of it?
After the cluster fuck of the video shoot -- Spiderman managed to save Pete, Mikey and Gabe by snaring them with web and pulling them to safety, Brendon and Lyn Z had put out the flames on Mikey's coat -- Yoda hatched a new plan.
Going for the direct route he contacted magical friends and brewed a potion that allowed Pete to be sucked into a book. But what book? Planning his options Yoda finally settles on the gay kama sutra, sprinkling the pages with the potion. Leaving the book on Pete's bedside table Yoda waited, and minutes later found himself inside the book, Pete naked in front of him.
"Pete." Yoda unfastens his robe. "Sex you up I will."
"No offence dude, but I'm taken" Pete says, backing away, but Yoda pounces and chases Pete around the room. Pete starts to yell, and from above they see Frank and Justin's giant heads, peering down.
"Pete?" Frank bellows and runs his thumb over Pete's body. Pete yelps and bites the pad of Frank's thumb.
"Get him not me."
Frank goes to thumb at Yoda, and Yoda does the only thing he can, quickly reversing the spell before dashing away, his robe trailing behind him.
Brendon and Gabe are IM-ing each other. What do they talk about?
The thing is, Brendon doesn't know that it's Gabe. It's just, Brendon's bored, okay? He's in Pete's awesome house but everyone is off having sex and Brendon's left on his own. So he pulls out his laptop and when The Snakemaster IM's out of the blue he talks back.
The chat is normal at first, if by normal you mean Brendon ends up reading about visions and alcohol and how grinding is the only way to dance, which okay, Brendon can be on-board with that. Then things get a little racy, The Snakemaster asks what Brendon's wearing and he admits he's in his underwear because Pete's house is like a fucking sauna and Snakemaster seems delighted with that, launching into sex talk that should make Brendon blush. Except, screw that. He can hear beds squeaking from upstairs and if they're going to get laid so's Brendon, so he licks his palm and starts to jerk himself off, typing one handed as he describes his reactions as Snakemaster bends him over on a stage and fucks him hard as the audience watch.
Britney is madly in love with Yoda, who is completely oblivious. What do they do to woo their One True Love?
No! Britney, not Yoda, the dude is insane!
Britney's taken to hanging around Pete's house. She doesn't really know him as such but he's an easy-going guy and she likes to talk babies and music in a place where she knows she won't be judged. It's there she first sees Yoda. He's shuffling around in his robe, his ears twitching as he stares at Pete, Spidy and Mikey. Britney is enamoured, Yoda's ears, his ity bitty hands, his cute face! He's so different to her usual type of guy and she wants him. Putting on her best and most slinky clothes she starts to hang close, laughing at Yoda's jokes and admiring his light sabre, she even washes his robe when he complains about it smelling of smoke and gunpowder.
Britney does it all, because she knows one day he'll look at her and knows she's the one.
Justin & Mikey and a dog named boo.
Justin sends the dog the day before they film the video. It's got a ribbon around its neck and a tag that says 'good luck, tell Pete sorry I can't take part, but you know, Gabe' Mikey does know, so he buries his face in the fur of the dog and then leads it off to meet the other pets in the house. Intent on texting, he doesn't notice the dog snarl, or Yoda cackling as he watches and calls Justin, saying, "Well done, young padawan"
Pete, Ryan, Lyn Z - threesome! Who's in charge?
Dude! A threesome of hot.
It starts one hot evening. Ryan's just had the cast taken off his leg and he's limping around complaining about his leg hurting. Cuddled against Gerard where they're watching Jersey Shore Lyn Z looks at Gerard and they have this whole silent conversation before she says, 'I can take your mind off it'
Ryan's all, the fuck? Because Gerard's just there, but Gerard just shrugs and says, "She's wanted to for a while, go for it."
So they do, Lyn Z's just about to lead Ryan to his bedroom when Pete comes barrelling into the room. He's full of excess energy and babbling about the video and their new dog and Lyn Z just grabs him and says, come on. Because Pete's family -- in which family means those people always on the list -- and also Mikey told Gerard who told Lyn Z about Pete's thing for Ryan and that's one of Lyn Z's favourite things, to sit and watch two hot guys having sex. She's in charge, totally. She issues instructions and brings out the toys and whispers filthy things as she casually strokes herself while watching Ryan take Pete for the first time.
Justin and Vicky T are dating. They're both very kinky, but there's a kink that Vicky T wants to explore that made Justin's jaw drop in horror. What's the kink? And what argument does Vicky T uses to try to convince Justin to agree to try that kink?
The thing with Vicky came out of nowhere. One minute Justin was stalking Britney, watching her every move, the next he'd fallen in lust with one of the woman hanging at Pete's house. She was gorgeous, sassy, Justin had to know her.
At first she said no, then, realising who he was she said yes, just to play on Gabe's mind. What she didn't intend was to actually like Justin, but she does, especially as he's hot stuff in bed. Except for one thing. Justin Timberlake won't let her fuck him. It's infuriating because he's got an ass made to be fucked, plus, he was in a boyband, that's what they do! Except Justin says no, and that his mom would get the vapours if she knew her baby boy had allowed objects into his virginal ass. Which is when Vicky looks at him and says, you tell your mom about your sex life? Justin says simply, yes.
Vicky's not about to give up. She sends hours talking about how good it feels to be fucked, buys 'bend over boyfriend' and has it playing at all times, and then tries bribery. If Justin will do this she'll do anything he wants. Even put on the blond curly wig and matching cardigan and dress. Justin wavers at that and says, maybe a finger? So Vicky brings out the lube and spends the next hour finger fucking Justin until he's a quivering mess.
The next night Justin brings out the wig, cardigan and dress, in reply Vicky holds out her harness with already attached dick.
Twenty minutes after that Vicky is slamming into Justin, trying to focus on how good it feels and not how the wig is itchy and how Justin is whimpering, 'that's good momma'
Spiderman and Yoda are caught inside a mountain cabin during a blizzard. a) how did they end up there and b) how do they entertain themselves?
After the drama of the last week Spidy decides he needs to get away for a day or so. He loves Pete and his extended family but seriously, he never gets a moment to breathe. Telling people he's going to the mountains he packs a light bag and prepares to swing away. Which is when Yoda approaches him and says he's coming too. Spidy's not sure because sure, Yoda's been helpful this last week, sticking close and giving Pete special jedi knight tea, but Spidy's senses always tingle when Yoda's around. Still, he can't bring himself to say no to the old guy, especially when he's looking so calm, just standing there holding his spare robe. So Yoda clings to Spidy's back and off they go.
As you'd imagine, at this point Yoda is silently going MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
They swing away, and a few hours later are in the mountains. Which is great, what's not so great is it's starting to snow and Spidy can't really see. When he thumps into a tree for the sixth time he knows they need to stop, and drops to the ground. Trudging through the snow, Yoda on his shoulders, Spidy eventually finds a mountain cabin. Throwing themselves inside Spidy shivers and seals the door and windows with webbing.
He turns to Yoda, about to ask if he can start a fire, and is astounded to see Yoda has flung aside his robe and is standing in a skin tight catsuit.
Yoda brings up his arms and yells. "I AM The Vengence of DOOM! and Pete is mine! Kill you now, I will!"
There's then an epic battle which involves lots of bouncing off walls, ceiling running, screaming, swearing, ear pulling, light sabre avoiding and Spidy being really pissed, because he knew something was hinky about Yoda. The battle ends when Spidy manages to web Yoda to the wall, only for Yoda to blink away and through a window. The last Spidy sees of him is a squat shape hurrying over the snow.
A Dalek and Mikey have secrets from Ryan. What is it?
After the events of the video shoot Mikey's scared. He nearly died, but worse than that, he nearly had to watch Pete and Gabe die, and Mikey's done. He's already had his heart broken over his brother and Bob, this is the last straw. He knows people call him a robot and expressionless, he's not stupid, he reads the comments online, and he gets to feeling that that's a good way to go. If he is robotic he can't feel, and his already fragile heart won't be broken. Phoning a friend of a friend of a friend he gets in touch with a Mr Dal Ek, who promises he has some method of taking away Mikey's feelings. Which is extreme, Mikey knows, but numb is better than having to deal with so much pain. Making the call for an appointment he looks up and sees Ryan's standing watching him. He asks, "You're okay?" and Mikey says, 'Yeah' before hurrying away.
Of course Ryan doesn't believe him. He may be younger than Mikey but he knows what a person hiding behind a wall looks like. Ryan vows to find out what's going on.
Mikey, Frank and Lyn Z are flatmates. How does it go?
It goes awesome! That is after the fall out when Mikey tells Pete he doesn't love him any more and moves to his own place. Frank complains about the mess, bitching when both Mikey and Lyn Z just ignore the green mouldy dishes and disgusting toilet. Instead they paint each others toe nails and practice playing bass. Lyn Z teaches Mikey how to do back bends and Mikey patiently allows Lyn Z to to cast parts of his body for her latest sculpture. Frank meanwhile tidies and cooks and threatens to kick them in the head about once a minute. He never does though, especially as they double team him at night, showing just how hard they can work if they want.
Gerard, Ryan, Pete and Gabe go speed-dating. Who ends up with whom?
Pete is distraught. Mikey has gone cold on him and has left to live elsewhere. Gabe is mourning the loss of Frank who went to support his BFF. Gerard is horny because he sent Lyn Z to look after Mikey and Frank -- just for a little bit as he's worried about Mikey. Ryan just wants to know what the hell is going on, so goes along for the ride.
The thing is, they didn't intend to end up with one another. The plan was to date new people, but Gerard finds himself next to Ryan and actually listens to him as Ryan opens up about his life, Gerard reaching out and resting his hand over Ryan's at the sad parts. Which feels comforting and easy, enough that Ryan admits how he used to idolise Gerard back in the day. Pete and Gabe end up together, they start by mourning the loss of Frank and Mikey, swapping stories about how their hearts were broken and how members of MCR weren't to be trusted.
Pete: I loved him! He was the light in my life. Him and Spidy, they complete me.
Gabe: Frank gave the best blow jobs ever. I could tuck him in my pocket and call him George.
Pete: Mikey gave head like a pro
Gabe: Frank could go for hours.
Pete: You wanna?
Gabe: Fuck yeah!
So Gerard and Ryan are left to their earnest conversation while Pete and Gabe make for the bathroom.
Mikey needs to learn how to dance. Is Britney the right person for the job?
Mikey had thought that being emotionless was the way to go. Dalek had given good advice about how to be cold-hearted -- though Mikey wishes he could get rid of the compulsion to shout Exterminate! each time he threw a boner -- but the thing is, Mikey doesn't like being cold-hearted! He likes laughing with Frank and singing along to loud songs, most of all he misses Spidy and Pete. When he finally admits that to Frank and Lyn Z they go, thank god! And tell him to go back. But Pete's with Gabe now, and won't return Mikey's calls.
Knowing that Gabe seduces with dance, Mikey knows he has to be better, but the problem is, Mikey can't dance. But he knows someone who can, someone who for some unexplained reason is hanging around Pete's house. A few calls later and Britney is teaching Mikey to gyrate and writhe. He's a bit rubbish at first, but she's persistent and soon his hips are going and he's wiggled into a tight red PVC cat suit, ready to seduce Pete and win back his man.
Brendon, Frank and Justin enter a hotdog eating question, who will win?
Disturbed at Mikey's dancing, and the way Pete enthusiastically responds, Brendon, Frank and Justin decide to occupy themselves. They didn't intend to enter the contest, just they were walking past and Frank made jokes about sucking down hot dogs and Brendon was encouraging them and next thing they know they're sitting on the stage, hot dogs held in their hands.
Brendon wins. Frank's too busy laughing at the other contestants and Justin needs to disinfect his hands after each dog. Brendon just slips them down nice and easy.
The world ends and only Spiderman, Gerard, Ryan, Gabe, & Patrick are left, how do they survive.
After the failure of his video shoot, book and dog plan, Yoda brings out the big guns. After an epic battle, bodies litter the ground.
Distraught at surviving when their loved ones didn't Gerard and Ryan stagger off together, bloodied, beaten and sad. Gabe helps Patrick, keeping him upright as they clamber out of the huge crater that's all that's left of Pete's house. Spider trails them all, guilty at being unable to save more. But he's only one man and he tried his best, creating a solid shield of webbing over everyone he could reach.
The five reach the edge and look over a world that's destroyed. Homes ruined, whole countries scorched, all due to one little weird green man who wanted Pete's dick.
Together they walk away, toward a new future.
Gerard and Ryan are getting married who (of the 15) are their best men/maid of honour?
Two years after The End, Gerard marries Ryan. He does it because he loves Ryan, and needs something to hold onto, when all around them is death.
They marry in the light of the camp fire, Spiderman conducting the service, Gabe the best man. Patrick the other best man.
What does the love child from Justin and Lyn Z look like?
Three years after The End Justin Timberlake emerges from a secret underground lab. He's carrying a blanket-wrapped baby in his arms. The baby has dark curly hair and big eyes, a pouted mouth and pale, pale skin. Justin kisses the baby on the forehead. Yoda may have been a psycho but he was great at getting DNA. Baby Juslyn is the first, but soon Justin will rule all of music with his army of Justin crossed bandom babies.
Justin Timberlake is king. It's that simple.
