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[turps]

Have a meme, which was harder than I expected.

Rules: Take the major fanfic catagories and write something for each using ten or fewer words.

Angst: Gerard unclenches his hand, the pills clatter against the floor.

Fluff: ♥ :D :| "Ditto," Mikey says.

UST: Gerard sings, Bob never hears the right words.

Friendship: Frank holds Bandit and doesn't cry at all -- much.

Hurt/Comfort: Frank hands Ray the hot tea, says fondly, "Diseased fucker."

Adventure: Grinning, Frank grabs Gerard's hand, says, "Three, two, one, jump!"

Smut: "Really?" Mikey says, as Frank holds the cucumber and grins.

Humor: Red-faced, Gerard hands Mikey the condoms. Pete yells, "Thank you!"

For ~T

AU: The keys are under the unicorn. Bob hesitates, still unsure.

Crossover: "Oh my god! Gerard says, watching the coffee appear.

For Turlough.

Crack: Ray tosses his mane, says,"Call me My Burly Stallion."

Apparently ~T owns me today

Angst: "No!" Gerard yells, as his coffee spills on the floor.

Fluff: Gerard cradles his mug close, says, "I love you."

UST: The coffee mourns, why does Gerard always use a spoon?

Friendship: The machine drips, Gerard smiles as he says good morning.

Hurt/Comfort: "Fuck!" Gerard jumps up, hot coffee scalding his crotch.

Adventure: Coffee, Gerard thinks, tastes amazing on top of a mountain.

Smut: Gerard squirms and blushes, coffee enemas are good.

Humor: "knock-knock..." Gerard waits, coffee will finish the joke one day.

AU: The coffee pool shimmers, it's Gerard drinking time!

Crossover: "Sorry," Gerard whispers at his mug. "Ray likes tea."

Crack: Gerard dives into the mug. His dream come true.

Comments

[crowgirl13.livejournal.com]

I love this meme!
The UST makes me go :(
But then the Hurt/Comfort and Humor ones made me go :D.

[You forgot AU and Crossover. :D :D :D

*is very helpful*]

[turps33.livejournal.com]

AU and Crossover don't seem to be in the ones that are going around, but as it's you I'll add them.

AU: The keys are under the unicorn. Bob hesitates, still unsure.

Crossover: "Oh my god! Gerard says, watching the coffee appear.

[turlough]

These are great!! The UST is so SAD!

No crack?

[crowgirl13.livejournal.com]

Oh, I forgot about crack...

How I really do not know.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It is :(

There was no crack on the meme either. I'll add it.

Crack: Ray tosses his mane, says,"Call me My Burly Stallion."

[maryangel200.livejournal.com]

LOL Frank/Mikey and a cucumber. A+++

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It's a recipe for disaster!

[sperrywink]

I love the Fluff one. *g*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

I thought no one was going to get it *g*

[llamabitchyo.livejournal.com]

I love you. And I want the H/C fic. Yo.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

*mwah*

The h/c one would be awesome. Lots of Ray love.

[greedy_dancer]

Friendship: Frank holds Bandit and doesn't cry at all -- much.
Awww!!

Smut: "Really?" Mikey says, as Frank holds the cucumber and grins
LOL

I might try that one! It'll probably turn out terrible but it looks like fun!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Each time I think of any of them holding Bandit I melt.

Cucumbers, the source of many a smutty joke.

You should try! It is fun and I'd love to see what you come up with.

[mahoni.livejournal.com]

Eee!

Angst: D: D: D:

UST: ♥!!!! (But now I want the part where Bob finally gets it!)

Friendship: AWWW.

Smut: ahahahahaha!

Humor: AHAHAHAHAHA!!

AU: ♥♥♥♥ (I want to read this naaaaaaooooowwww.)

Crossover: Hell with intergalactic travel; Star Trek has MAGIC COFFEE DISPENSERS. *thumbs up*

Crack: I am disturbed. V. v. disturbed. :P

[crowgirl13.livejournal.com]

Crossover: Hell with intergalactic travel; Star Trek has MAGIC COFFEE DISPENSERS. *thumbs up*
*giggles*
They really do focus on the wrong tech in those shows.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Gerard's so perfect for angst. Poor boy *pets him*

I think Bob would be clueless for a long time, meanwhile Gerard keeps slinking into Mikey's bunk all D: I don't understand! I'm singing him songs. And Mikey would look at him, and be all, you're always singing. How's he supposed to know they're special? And Gerard would be all, they've got themes! What else could a zombie biting a vampire's heart out be about? Which is when Mikey turns over and puts in his ear buds.

The jokes you can make about cucumbers are endless *g*

Oh man, I want the AU too!

Star Trek has MAGIC COFFEE DISPENSERS

YES! I've been reading a lot of MCR fic lately and it's making me into an even worse coffee fiend. I'll be reading and the Ways will make coffee and it'll make me want some too.

[paperdollkisses.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Fabulous!

and I know I am ANGST QUEEN... but seriously Ray tossing his mane? I am in LOVE... and not because of a horse. Because I am in LOVE with Rays hair and the possibilities.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

:D

Ray's hair is amazing! And should be featured so much more.

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

oooh i could probably do this meme. *makes a note*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You should! It's fun, short, and I miss your writing.

[littleladypunk.livejournal.com]

Friendship: Frank holds Bandit and doesn't cry at all -- much. OMG. <333

Ahahaha, Gerard&Coffee are priceless! :DDD Somebody should seriously write something along these lines. ;) And dude, coffee smut? With enemas? Really? *cracks down with laughter*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Just thinking about Frank holding Bandit makes me go all gooey.

The coffee smut had me stumped for a while, in the end it's the only way I could work it *g*

[frausorge]

Yay for highly concentrated fun! My favorites definitely have to be the UST and the Humor. OH BOYS.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

High concentrated fun is the best kind. I like fic that takes minutes to write *g*

[escherzo.livejournal.com]

The coffee ones are my favorite :D

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Gerard/Coffee is now one of my OTPs :D

[castalie.livejournal.com]

Hee I love that kind of meme! Especially when you're the one participating :-)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Thank you! This was fun, though people aren't appreciating the beauty of the Gerard/coffee smut story. My life. So hard!

Sis, make me finish this damn story.

[sly-fuck.livejournal.com]

Humor and Friendship need to be like full length fics. I kinda love your brain.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Thank you ♥

I think of any of them with Bandit and melt, and seem to have this thing about making Gerard be embarrassed about Mikey's sex life.