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turpsHave a meme, which was harder than I expected.
Rules: Take the major fanfic catagories and write something for each using ten or fewer words.
Angst: Gerard unclenches his hand, the pills clatter against the floor.
Fluff: ♥ :D :| "Ditto," Mikey says.
UST: Gerard sings, Bob never hears the right words.
Friendship: Frank holds Bandit and doesn't cry at all -- much.
Hurt/Comfort: Frank hands Ray the hot tea, says fondly, "Diseased fucker."
Adventure: Grinning, Frank grabs Gerard's hand, says, "Three, two, one, jump!"
Smut: "Really?" Mikey says, as Frank holds the cucumber and grins.
Humor: Red-faced, Gerard hands Mikey the condoms. Pete yells, "Thank you!"
For ~T
AU: The keys are under the unicorn. Bob hesitates, still unsure.
Crossover: "Oh my god! Gerard says, watching the coffee appear.
For Turlough.
Crack: Ray tosses his mane, says,"Call me My Burly Stallion."
Apparently ~T owns me today
Angst: "No!" Gerard yells, as his coffee spills on the floor.
Fluff: Gerard cradles his mug close, says, "I love you."
UST: The coffee mourns, why does Gerard always use a spoon?
Friendship: The machine drips, Gerard smiles as he says good morning.
Hurt/Comfort: "Fuck!" Gerard jumps up, hot coffee scalding his crotch.
Adventure: Coffee, Gerard thinks, tastes amazing on top of a mountain.
Smut: Gerard squirms and blushes, coffee enemas are good.
Humor: "knock-knock..." Gerard waits, coffee will finish the joke one day.
AU: The coffee pool shimmers, it's Gerard drinking time!
Crossover: "Sorry," Gerard whispers at his mug. "Ray likes tea."
Crack: Gerard dives into the mug. His dream come true.
Rules: Take the major fanfic catagories and write something for each using ten or fewer words.
Angst: Gerard unclenches his hand, the pills clatter against the floor.
Fluff: ♥ :D :| "Ditto," Mikey says.
UST: Gerard sings, Bob never hears the right words.
Friendship: Frank holds Bandit and doesn't cry at all -- much.
Hurt/Comfort: Frank hands Ray the hot tea, says fondly, "Diseased fucker."
Adventure: Grinning, Frank grabs Gerard's hand, says, "Three, two, one, jump!"
Smut: "Really?" Mikey says, as Frank holds the cucumber and grins.
Humor: Red-faced, Gerard hands Mikey the condoms. Pete yells, "Thank you!"
For ~T
AU: The keys are under the unicorn. Bob hesitates, still unsure.
Crossover: "Oh my god! Gerard says, watching the coffee appear.
For Turlough.
Crack: Ray tosses his mane, says,"Call me My Burly Stallion."
Apparently ~T owns me today
Angst: "No!" Gerard yells, as his coffee spills on the floor.
Fluff: Gerard cradles his mug close, says, "I love you."
UST: The coffee mourns, why does Gerard always use a spoon?
Friendship: The machine drips, Gerard smiles as he says good morning.
Hurt/Comfort: "Fuck!" Gerard jumps up, hot coffee scalding his crotch.
Adventure: Coffee, Gerard thinks, tastes amazing on top of a mountain.
Smut: Gerard squirms and blushes, coffee enemas are good.
Humor: "knock-knock..." Gerard waits, coffee will finish the joke one day.
AU: The coffee pool shimmers, it's Gerard drinking time!
Crossover: "Sorry," Gerard whispers at his mug. "Ray likes tea."
Crack: Gerard dives into the mug. His dream come true.
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Date: 2009-07-07 01:14 pm (UTC)It's from Trek, I couldn't make that more clear, though :(
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Date: 2009-07-07 01:20 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-07-07 01:22 pm (UTC)Ah. I was voting for HP or something magical, as that's generally how I roll. Well, what is the process called? Replicating? [though I guess that might infer SGA...]
[God, sorry about the edits - I'm apparently not all here yet.]
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Date: 2009-07-07 01:31 pm (UTC)I am writing Bob/Gerard tintsverse! For the rps big bang which is good because it's sort of growing /o\
It is replicating, but I'm just going to be vague and say it's any fandom where coffee can magically appear *g*
No worries, edit away. I don't mind.
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Date: 2009-07-07 02:08 pm (UTC)There aren't enough gleeful words to express how excited I am to hear that! I can't wait to see how that relationship develops; I fret so for that Gerard.
That ends up being a surprising amount of fandoms. :) You know what would be hilarious? Using this meme to write about Gerard/coffee. OTP baby!
Thanks. I appreciate that. *leans on you* I can't seem to wake up today.
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Date: 2009-07-07 02:37 pm (UTC)Because you're tired and I think you're all kinds of wonderful.
Angst: "No!" Gerard yells, as his coffee spills on the floor.
Fluff: Gerard cradles his mug close, says, "I love you."
UST: The coffee mourns, why does Gerard always use a spoon?
Friendship: The machine drips, Gerard smiles as he says good morning.
Hurt/Comfort: "Fuck!" Gerard jumps up, hot coffee scalding his crotch.
Adventure: Coffee, Gerard thinks, tastes amazing on top of a mountain.
Smut: Gerard squirms and blushes, coffee enemas are good.
Humor: "knock-knock..." Gerard waits, coffee will finish the joke one day.
AU: The coffee pool shimmers, it's Gerard drinking time!
Crossover: "Sorry," Gerard whispers at his mug. "Ray likes tea."
Crack: Gerard dives into the mug. His dream come true.
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Date: 2009-07-07 02:50 pm (UTC)Which you knew, of course. BUT MAN OH MAN! This morning is so much shinier now.
I had to shove my hand in my mouth to stop from LOLing at work. Every bit of this had me LAUGHING. [Well, the smut one's a bit disturbing, but hey whatever works for a relationship...]. It's possible that the crossover's my favorite, though.
This is BETTER than coffee. ♥ so very much.
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Date: 2009-07-07 07:18 pm (UTC)The smut one was hard! And the crossover was my favourite too ♥
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Date: 2009-07-07 08:38 pm (UTC)I'm very fond of the crossover :)