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[turps]

Have a meme, which was harder than I expected.

Rules: Take the major fanfic catagories and write something for each using ten or fewer words.

Angst: Gerard unclenches his hand, the pills clatter against the floor.

Fluff: ♥ :D :| "Ditto," Mikey says.

UST: Gerard sings, Bob never hears the right words.

Friendship: Frank holds Bandit and doesn't cry at all -- much.

Hurt/Comfort: Frank hands Ray the hot tea, says fondly, "Diseased fucker."

Adventure: Grinning, Frank grabs Gerard's hand, says, "Three, two, one, jump!"

Smut: "Really?" Mikey says, as Frank holds the cucumber and grins.

Humor: Red-faced, Gerard hands Mikey the condoms. Pete yells, "Thank you!"

For ~T

AU: The keys are under the unicorn. Bob hesitates, still unsure.

Crossover: "Oh my god! Gerard says, watching the coffee appear.

For Turlough.

Crack: Ray tosses his mane, says,"Call me My Burly Stallion."

Apparently ~T owns me today

Angst: "No!" Gerard yells, as his coffee spills on the floor.

Fluff: Gerard cradles his mug close, says, "I love you."

UST: The coffee mourns, why does Gerard always use a spoon?

Friendship: The machine drips, Gerard smiles as he says good morning.

Hurt/Comfort: "Fuck!" Gerard jumps up, hot coffee scalding his crotch.

Adventure: Coffee, Gerard thinks, tastes amazing on top of a mountain.

Smut: Gerard squirms and blushes, coffee enemas are good.

Humor: "knock-knock..." Gerard waits, coffee will finish the joke one day.

AU: The coffee pool shimmers, it's Gerard drinking time!

Crossover: "Sorry," Gerard whispers at his mug. "Ray likes tea."

Crack: Gerard dives into the mug. His dream come true.