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Nov. 20th, 2003 09:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
turpsI have to be the stupidest person ever!
Do you know that computers have a full screen button? Yeah? Well so do I. Did I think to check that the full screen option had been ticked to be used all the time? No.
I spent hours last night messing with tools bars etc, and all I needed to do was press F11.
I swear when the brains were given out I was at the back of the queue.
Do you know that computers have a full screen button? Yeah? Well so do I. Did I think to check that the full screen option had been ticked to be used all the time? No.
I spent hours last night messing with tools bars etc, and all I needed to do was press F11.
I swear when the brains were given out I was at the back of the queue.
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Date: 2003-11-20 02:05 am (UTC)*offers part of brain* I can share with you if you want - it's not like I use it anyway lol
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Date: 2003-11-20 02:18 am (UTC)No, no, Sweetie, remember how it happened: they were giving away brains, and we were there with everyone- homophobes excluded, see, they were protesting against gay people next door, so they missed the distribution... anyway, *we* got our brains, then we went to the place where they gave away perversion and kinkiness, and *then* the brand new brains we just received got fried. It's a good thing I've got a good memory, girls, or else where would *you* be? *shakes head*
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Date: 2003-11-20 02:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-20 02:25 am (UTC)Hey know what? Sometimes I'm really happy for *you* having a beta like me [/egotistical moment] And I'm glad you mention my being a genius, cos when *I*'m the one saying it, nobody believes it and everyone laughs *pout*
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Date: 2003-11-20 02:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-20 02:46 am (UTC)Lol, thank you :)
Can I have that part at the back and to the left. It should bump my intelligence levels up about 200% ;)
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Date: 2003-11-20 02:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-20 02:48 am (UTC)I remember that happening now!
It's a good thing I've got a good memory, girls, or else where would *you* be?
In a hell of a mess I expect *g*
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Date: 2003-11-20 02:49 am (UTC)Thank you!
*Feels more intelligent already*
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Date: 2003-11-20 02:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-20 02:55 am (UTC)And yeah, now that you mention it, I guess you'd be in a hell of a mess. Oh well, don't worry, I'll always be there, girls! Everyone needs some pushy betas by their sides, anyways. Go me!
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Date: 2003-11-20 02:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-20 03:01 am (UTC)lol
Date: 2003-11-20 03:25 am (UTC)*pushes it*
*looks at screen*
*repeat*
*repeat*
*repeat*
*stares in awe at the magic F11 button*
Wow.
I didn't know that.
And I'm supposedly smart... ..not that I feel like it at the moment, lol...
...Which frickin' line was_I_ in? I didn't get any gaydar, either; I'm still pissed about that...
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Date: 2003-11-20 04:48 am (UTC)Glad it was nothing serious.
^_^
Re: lol
Date: 2003-11-20 09:17 am (UTC)Glad that this whole mess could teach someone something. The F11 button is rather cool *g*
I suspect you were looking at hot men when your line was called. Then when you noticed your line had been called you just had to have what was left. But you did get a lot of sense, humour, understanding etc, so I think you came out fine!
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Date: 2003-11-20 09:18 am (UTC)I'm glad it wasn't serious too. Just me being brain dead *blush*
Re: lol
Date: 2003-11-20 11:10 am (UTC)Hee.
Yes, yes, I probably was. ;)
Still don't understand the whole absent-minded professor bit that I have going on, but you know what? I don't use my purportedly high intelligence for anything either; I just use the imagination that came with it.
Anybody want a dozen or so IQ points? I'll readily take a decent sense of gaydar in exchange, lol...
Re: lol
Date: 2003-11-26 03:20 am (UTC)This gaydar thing make me lol. Castalie and I talked about it a while ago because I wanted to know if it's true or just a myth. We were talking in terms of Highlander, you know the buzz that you get when you walk past another immortal? She said it wasn't that strong but mainly a feeling you get *shrug* guess I'll never know. I imagine it would be a handy thing to have though.