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[turps]

Anyone want to go and track down the person who's cursed me this week? A broken tv, a squashed foot, the mess up at school and now I'm sick. I'm actually feeling better today but I suspect that's just the heavy duty antibiotics and painkillers I'm on masking the fact I feel like death warmed up. Also, I have to say it gets annoying when the third person says they know I'm really sick because I haven't been online. If I could have sat at my desk without coughing up a lung I would have, but I couldn't so spent the day asleep on the couch. Corey went to my mams so I could veg out and I just slept. I would have slept longer this morning but at 8 o clock the fucking butchers were setting fireworks off again. I was on the point of phoning the police when they pulled up anyway, so someone else must have reported their inconsiderate asses.

So yeah, feeling like crap still but a thousand times better than I did yesterday.

Comments

[kifty.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

*sends the good drugs*

Yay for grandmothers!

Butchers are bastages that deserve their fireworks inserted rectally (as previously discussed)

I hope you're feeling better soon, and I promise I won't bug you to come online and entertain me! Instead, I'll pet you and pass you tissues.

*petpetpetpetpet*

Here! Have a tissue! And some cough syrup! And some vitamin C!

You know what? I'll do my best to find my magic wand (it appears to have run off without me, but I'll get it back!!) and uncurse you asap. And then I'll set a curse on the mean evil creature who cursed you in the first place!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Thank you *basks in the warmth of hugging and petting*

I could do with this curse lifting, but when you find your magic wand could you use it to shoot rockets up the butchers asses first?

Thanks hon, I feel much better.

[xoverau.livejournal.com]

Awww, sweetheart. *hugs* Hope you feel better fast.

[kifty.livejournal.com]

I'll get right on it!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

I hope I feel better soon too, all I keep telling myself is at least I'm not sick over Christmas proper.

[ninjetti75.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmm....

*gets a bright evil!idea*

How 'bout after Lance takes over the GSA, we send sonic elemental Chris over to the butcher shop, so we can combine the 1000 decibel sdb attack with the mutant explosions on their inconsiderate self-important ought-to-have-their-fireworks-lit-AFTER-being-shoved-up-their asses?