GIP

Dec. 1st, 2003 09:05 am
turps: (santa)
[personal profile] turps
This getting up at 6 thing isn't right. In fact I was up before 6 and that's even less right. Half the tv channels hadn't even started at that time. It's only an hour earlier than I usually get up but feels so much more. I just keep repeating to myself, it's only 6 weeks, it's only 6 weeks. Then inhale another cup of coffee.

James was nervous this morning, but he'll be fine. Talking about him I have to say

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES!!!!!

He'll never read this but I'll say it anyway. Happy birthday to one of the men in my life. We may argue like crazy sometimes but a day doesn't go by without me being reminded just how much I love you. Have a great day and kick ass at your new job XXXX

The in-laws are coming tonight but before that I have to go bank some money, which is typical as it's bucketing down! In between I want to get some more of my SeSa written. It's a perfect writing day, cold and wet, it's just a shame I have to go out in it first :(

Also, a GIP for Christmas *g*

Date: 2003-12-01 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maubast.livejournal.com
Hope all goes well with James, and happy birthday to him, too! :)

Date: 2003-12-01 06:28 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (threesome of win (turloughishere))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Thank you!

I'll pass your good wishes on :)

Date: 2003-12-01 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_jules_/
Hee! Your icon! Poor santa, doesn't know what he's getting himself into.

Oh and happy birthday to James. That was very sweet what you wrote. :)

Date: 2003-12-01 06:36 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Reid2 ( notimetothink))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
LOL. I'd hate to think of Santa's face if I did send him a list of what I really want...

Dear Santa,

I've been good this year and would like...

Videos of JC giving Chris head, Lance having hot sweaty monkey sex with Chris, Justin licking Chris' neck as they sit together on a tour bus before pushing his hand down the front of Chris' pants and Joey swinging Chris over his shoulder and throwing him on the nearest soft surface before doing it hard and raw. And maybe, because I've been very good, one last video of all of them together getting hot and sweaty and doing the butt sex. If you want you can watch before sending them my way. I'm not greedy.

Thank You! The mince pie and sherry will be in the usual place.

Terri


I'll pass your birthday wishes to James. Thank you :)

Date: 2003-12-01 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_jules_/
Dear Santa,

I'll take two of what she's having.

Thanks a bundle,
Jules

Date: 2003-12-01 01:55 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Reid2 ( notimetothink))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Dear Jules.

I see you've been a good girl this year, so I'll see what I can do. I may even slip the JC special into your stocking. All JC all the time, fucking, sucking and dancing. Just don't tell anyone ;)

Love,
Santa

Date: 2003-12-01 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_jules_/
My lips are sealed Santa. Though apparently JC's are not ;)

All JC all the time, fucking, sucking and dancing.
my new motto.

Date: 2003-12-02 05:24 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Frank pale (all_tattooed))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
My lips are sealed Santa. Though apparently JC's are not ;)

ROTFLMAO! Warn a person will you!

All JC all the time, fucking, sucking and dancing.
my new motto.


And what a fantastic motto it is ;)

Date: 2003-12-01 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toeprint.livejournal.com
Happy Birthday James! :)

You ruined Santa!! The poor guy is so traumatised he probably went to seek comfort from an elf. ;P

Date: 2003-12-01 06:39 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Reid2 ( notimetothink))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Thanks, I'll pass the wishes onto him :)

Oh man! Santa slash! So wrong, but so right at the same time. Hee, I bet an elf would be just the right hight to give head ;)

Did I say that out loud?

You're evil, but I love it, lol.

Date: 2003-12-01 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toeprint.livejournal.com
Bet Santa got extra points on the Mile High Club.. Travelling through the cold winter night on his sleigh...

Maybe "Ho Ho Ho" was meant to be "Oh Oh Ohhhh!". Or he was trying to say "Holy S***!" but was (to put it delicately), a little distracted, and thus couldn't finish his sentences.. Hee!

If only Santa stayed at the South Pole.. *evil laugh* But then again, you would probably find the elves at the North Pole.. Looking up north at Santa, and having fun with/at his Pole.

Date: 2003-12-01 01:57 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Reid2 ( notimetothink))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
ROTFLMAO

OMG you're killing me, so many great innuendos!

Santa/Elf it's my new OTP!

Date: 2003-12-03 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toeprint.livejournal.com
Thank you! I aim to please, just like the elves. ;)

Now I know why the bells jingled all the way... heh!

0.O! *insert uncontrollable laughter here*

Date: 2003-12-04 11:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com
Squeee-heheheeheheheehehehehehee!!!!

*pictures sleigh bouncing up & down through the sky, bells jingling*

*dies laughing*

*shifts to "Chaz" mode, puts on sparkly pink shirt w/ metallic red carnation design & black leather pants, twirls like an elf...*

O-M-G, my deviant, deranged mind is unbelievably entertained right now...
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Re: GAH-HaHAH!!!!

Date: 2003-12-01 02:03 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Reid2 ( notimetothink))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
LOL, glad you liked it. I had to have something special for Christmas.

And of course I'll copy you the video. Santa doesn't mind, me and him are buddies now. Or it could be the fact I have the goods on him about screwing with elves ;)

Elf-head, I like the phrase. I may have to use it more often *g*

And yes, Toeprint must join the evil club. Slashing Santa, you people corrupt me so badly!

Also, Mrs Claus is a beard, didn't you know?

Man, my comments are deranged sometimes! I passed your birthday wishes to James, thank you :)

Re: GAH-HaHAH!!!!

Date: 2003-12-01 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com
o.o

Mrs. Claus a beard, of course...!

*dies laughing*

Well, Lance & nopseud & I don't get visits from Santa, obviously, and I don't think toeprint's gonna either, if this keeps up, but if you can just make sure he delivers the videos, all will be well. I want a copy of Julie's JC vid, too, natch!

*eg*

Re: GAH-HaHAH!!!!

Date: 2003-12-02 07:58 am (UTC)
nopseud: (chopping block -- nopseud)
From: [personal profile] nopseud
Hey, I am too going to get a visit from Santa this Christmas. Or at least I'd better do, given that I've already posted my letter. And I'll have you know that I've been a good girl all year. A very good girl indeed.

{checks small print}

Oh.

Right.

That kind of good.

Damn.

Well, at least that explains all the coal over the years.

Re: GAH-HaHAH!!!!

Date: 2003-12-04 07:54 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Santa doesn't come to see you? *Is sad :( *

I'll make sure he delivers the videos. If he doesn't there'll be pics of him getting elf-head on the net within seconds. And of course you'll get a copy of the JC one!

GAH-HaHAH!!!!

Date: 2003-12-01 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com
Squee!

I -=ADORE=- your new icon! That's _PRICELESS!!!_

Hehehee. I like your letter, too. If you broke Santa badly enough he actually provides that video, your gonna make me a copy, right?!? (We're GOOD fans, Santa, we swear! The video would be used for viewing pleasure only & I swear to use all my ninja-powers to make sure it doesn't end up in any wrong hands! *grin*)

And elf-head!

Tee-hee-snicker. That's so _wrong_ on SO many levels... *dies laughing*

lol Toeprint's gonna have to join our evil club with nopseud. Heh. Santaslash. Shouldn't he be seeking solace from Mrs. Claus? *snicker*

Oh, And Happy Birthday to your man! *g*

Date: 2003-12-01 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toeprint.livejournal.com
If you broke Santa badly enough he actually provides that video...
Hey, maybe he guest starred in it.. You never know... ;P

Where do I sign up to join the evil club? :)

Date: 2003-12-01 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com
Oh, You are _SO_ in!

lmao

I just read your other comment, you're definitely Evil material. Like, DOCTOR Evil material (mmm... Seth Green... *snicker*)

Anyway, you're so in. It's our job to post evil thoughts in Terri's LJ to fully corrupt her and all her flist friends, and eventually we'll take over the world, with Lance.

*evil!grin*

Oh, and bonus brownie points for spelling out your evil laughter.

Mwa-hahahhahahhahah!!!

Re: GAH-HaHAH!!!!

Date: 2003-12-03 05:29 am (UTC)
nopseud: (chopping block -- nopseud)
From: [personal profile] nopseud

Evil? Moi? {bats eyelashes} When was I ever evil? You much be mistaking me for some other nopseud. Oh, yes.

Date: 2003-12-01 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhiannon-jehane.livejournal.com
Happy Birthday to James!

And that icon nearly made me snort juice up my nose. I love it!

Date: 2003-12-04 02:14 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Reid2 ( notimetothink))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
LOL, glad you like it!

When I saw the picture of shocked Santa I just had to use it.

Glad the juice didn't actually get up your nose *g*
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