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Oh, and here's a creative thought...

..except it relies on your intruders actually having brains, but...

Put a sign in your garden, advising all who read it that you're a big fan of the end scene of "Sleeping With the Enemy". You know, where Julia Roberts covers the intruder with her gun while she dials the police, and says "Hello? I need the police; I've just shot an intruder."

Then hangs up and proceeds to do so.

*hugs*

Sorry, Terri-Luv, I'm being all irrational on your behalf, but this kinda thing just galls me to the limit. You should immediately replace the tree with a nicer one as a "Fuck Off!" to these people, and also wire it with a paint bomb. That permanent paint they use in school fire alarms.

((((((Terri))))))

Don't let 'em get you down; don't change your lifestyle just 'cuz they're affecting it. That would be them winning.