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turpsI think it was about this time last year ( or maybe even the year before ) ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
castalie and I were talking about when she was franking for her dad and she knew what Daniel felt like when he gave Jack blow jobs. What with the bending and kneeling and all. ( I always remember that comment, because Danny, blowjobs, Mouse, how could I forget? ) Anyway, I remembered because just now I'm feeling that way too, with the aching knees and back. Unfortunately no blowjobs for me to make it fun. I don't know who decided you have to clean house at Christmas, because it's a tradition that sucks. I've cleaned floors, on my hands and knees mind you so I could get into the corners, hoovered, and cleaned the kitchen. I just need to dust and do the bathrooms and I'm done. But I'm taking a break for now and having a quick read of LJ.
I was up mam's earlier and honestly some things that she says leave me gobsmacked. Kayleigh got two cards and mam wanted to know who they were off, then said she bet one was from Kayleigh's lesbian friend as she'd put kisses on the envelope. Which was just a WTF moment. Apparently girls don't send kisses to other girls. I wasn't going to let that go and told her that I did and I tell my friends that I love them too. So you know it's a good job I have a kid and husband or I could be a lesbian...sheesh!
Before that we'd been talking about e-bay and Kayleigh told my mam and brother that James had bid on and bought a full set of nsync bobbleheads for me. Lets just say they stopped laughing about an hour later *g*
Hee, Shiny Teeth on TV! There's been a FOP marathon on NickToons today and this morning I managed to get the last Chip episode that I needed. I was sitting in my semi awake state like I do every morning when I saw it come on. I never knew I could jump so fast as I dove to the floor and shoved a tape in.
Man, I'm sad. No wonder my family laugh at me *g*
castalie and I were talking about when she was franking for her dad and she knew what Daniel felt like when he gave Jack blow jobs. What with the bending and kneeling and all. ( I always remember that comment, because Danny, blowjobs, Mouse, how could I forget? ) Anyway, I remembered because just now I'm feeling that way too, with the aching knees and back. Unfortunately no blowjobs for me to make it fun. I don't know who decided you have to clean house at Christmas, because it's a tradition that sucks. I've cleaned floors, on my hands and knees mind you so I could get into the corners, hoovered, and cleaned the kitchen. I just need to dust and do the bathrooms and I'm done. But I'm taking a break for now and having a quick read of LJ.I was up mam's earlier and honestly some things that she says leave me gobsmacked. Kayleigh got two cards and mam wanted to know who they were off, then said she bet one was from Kayleigh's lesbian friend as she'd put kisses on the envelope. Which was just a WTF moment. Apparently girls don't send kisses to other girls. I wasn't going to let that go and told her that I did and I tell my friends that I love them too. So you know it's a good job I have a kid and husband or I could be a lesbian...sheesh!
Before that we'd been talking about e-bay and Kayleigh told my mam and brother that James had bid on and bought a full set of nsync bobbleheads for me. Lets just say they stopped laughing about an hour later *g*
Hee, Shiny Teeth on TV! There's been a FOP marathon on NickToons today and this morning I managed to get the last Chip episode that I needed. I was sitting in my semi awake state like I do every morning when I saw it come on. I never knew I could jump so fast as I dove to the floor and shoved a tape in.
Man, I'm sad. No wonder my family laugh at me *g*
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Date: 2003-12-22 11:03 am (UTC)Yes, everyone knows that if a girl kisses another girl, it's because they're screwing each other on the side. I mean, why would they show their affection toward each other otherwise, right? [/sarcasm] Man, I don't understand people sometimes *shakes head*
Know what? One of these days, I'm going to try my first bidding at e-bay, everyone is having fun there but me, that's not fair! *nods*
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Date: 2003-12-22 07:16 pm (UTC)..Although I may, very very soon...
*glances side-to-side, grins evilly*
I have a credit card now!!!
Wheeeee, plastic!
And Hurrah; I've actually managed to acquire a credit card before I'm 30. Now, if I can just add a decent man to that list of accomplishments... (anybody know anywhere I can charge one? lol)
Oh, and I gave up trying to understand narrow-minded people YEARS ago...
lol!
Date: 2003-12-22 07:32 pm (UTC)I =LOVE= your Chip Skylark story; that's Fantastic! (focus being on "fan", I guess, lol)
Reminds me of the night I saw my favorite movie.
My roomies & I were sitting around watching Friday night TV. they're advertising their latest action movies. ...Then the preview started.
"The Heroic Trio", with Michelle Yeoh, Maggie Cheung, and Anita Mui, as spandex clad super-heroines fighting a demon! Invisibility! Batman rip-offs! Deflecting machinegun fire with a chain! I was SOOOOOO hooked... ..and then it says "NEXT!", followed by the sequel, followed by another Michelle Yeoh movie...
..I was bouncing off the walls, screaming for a tape, making a last minute deal with my roomie to record over one of his, and popped it in just as the credits were starting, lol.... ..Ah, good times!
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Date: 2003-12-23 03:42 am (UTC)When I was 18, I got my first real job, a student job, granted, but it was a still a job, and I acquired my credit card then... so how does it work in the US?
As for the man to add to your list of accomplishments- I'm afraid I can't help. I'm actually looking for my future wife myself, so... *g*
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Date: 2003-12-23 06:01 am (UTC)But then again without E-bay I wouldn't have my Chris bear and MX posters and...
LOL, if I knew where to charge a man I'd be a rich woman!
Re: lol!
Date: 2003-12-23 06:03 am (UTC)But I've decided that as a fan you have to act like an idiot, so I'm covered ;)
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Date: 2003-12-23 06:05 am (UTC)I'll have to look for a wife for you too Sis.
So that's a man for Josh and a wife for Mouse. I'll remember that list ;)
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Date: 2003-12-23 06:14 am (UTC)I don't understand some people either. I try to rationalise it by saying it's a generations thing, but that doesn't fit either really :(
And e-bay is fun until some cow outbids you by 10p and wins the Chris doll you wanted so much! *sobs*
credit cards...
Date: 2003-12-23 06:02 pm (UTC)Basically, everyone has a credit rating, which is determined by their debts, car loans, school bills, mortgage, other credit cards, whatever. When you apply for a credit card, the issuing company checks your credit rating and decides if they like it well enough to issue you a card. So, if you're a deadbeat with a couple cards that are all maxed out and behind on their payments, they probably won't approve you. On the other hand, if you scrupulously pay your entire bill every month so you never incur service fees or interest on a rolled-over balance, they may decide you won't make them enough money & STILL not give you one. Then there's the fact that if you don't have ANY credit cards, or car loans, etc etc, you have no revolving credit for them to base their decision on, so they probably refuse you. That's what happened to me for 10 years, until I recently got a mortgage. Capitalism is bixarre.
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Date: 2003-12-23 06:05 pm (UTC)..0.0...
...O.O...!!!!
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
Stuff I want!
Two clicks of a button!!!!!
Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
(lol I'm gonna end up in =SO= much trouble! ^-^)
Re: credit cards...
Date: 2003-12-26 03:38 pm (UTC)