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Jan. 25th, 2004 10:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
turpsIncredible stupid things Terri has done part 78023834721.
This afternoon I nearly burned the house down when I put chops in to cook and instead of switching on the oven switched on the grill. This meant the fat dripping from the chops heated up and started to burn like crazy, filling the kitchen with smoke. What was I doing while this was going on? Well I'd like to say I was doing something productive, however the sad truth is as my oven was on the verge of catching fire I was screencapping a DVD for an icon. Yes, Chris Kirkpatrick nearly burnt my house down.
Luckily the smell got through to me in the end and I ran in the kitchen, turned the grill off, set the extractor away, opened the door and everything was okay. Even James' chops survived, and if they were a little black he said nothing.
So look upon my icon, hereby known as that bloody icon that nearly caused my house to burn down to the ground.
I've been reading the answers to the questions I set and decided when they all get read at once it sounds like I'm a total sex obsessed maniac. Which you know I'm not ;) I've been asking about naked photos because I was interested if people would look if their celeb of choice was upset about them being taken. The answer so far seems to be no and that they wouldn't want to see them anyway. Which I understand because I don't find total full frontal shots to be that sexual either. What I love to see on a man is that patch of skin down the collar of their shirt if the neckline moves a little, or a line of skin if they stretch exposing tummy, or the back of the neck. I'd love to rub my hands along the nape of their necks, or when they sit down and you can see up the legs of their shorts.
I think I need a moment here.
It's like when James downloads gay porn for me, he always picks the explicit stuff because that's what he likes for the women but it leaves me cold. The other day he had a slow motion close up of a man's dick as he came and really, it's not something I want to see again. However, despite this I have to admit if there were naked pictures out there I'd still want to look even if my mind says it's wrong and an invasion of privacy. I might not do it but the temptation would be there. At least it would end the cut/not cut arguments *g*
Last thing, I have the best friends.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
augustuscaesar wrote me the most fantastic trickynick story. It's Chris! and Nick! and those two are just MFEO and I love it to pieces! Also, weredonut wrote me a lovely h/c trickyfish that made me smile a whole lot. I adore h/c stories and this fandom needs more of them IMO. So thank you both ladies!
Now I'm going to think of more sex based interview questions ;)
This afternoon I nearly burned the house down when I put chops in to cook and instead of switching on the oven switched on the grill. This meant the fat dripping from the chops heated up and started to burn like crazy, filling the kitchen with smoke. What was I doing while this was going on? Well I'd like to say I was doing something productive, however the sad truth is as my oven was on the verge of catching fire I was screencapping a DVD for an icon. Yes, Chris Kirkpatrick nearly burnt my house down.
Luckily the smell got through to me in the end and I ran in the kitchen, turned the grill off, set the extractor away, opened the door and everything was okay. Even James' chops survived, and if they were a little black he said nothing.
So look upon my icon, hereby known as that bloody icon that nearly caused my house to burn down to the ground.
I've been reading the answers to the questions I set and decided when they all get read at once it sounds like I'm a total sex obsessed maniac. Which you know I'm not ;) I've been asking about naked photos because I was interested if people would look if their celeb of choice was upset about them being taken. The answer so far seems to be no and that they wouldn't want to see them anyway. Which I understand because I don't find total full frontal shots to be that sexual either. What I love to see on a man is that patch of skin down the collar of their shirt if the neckline moves a little, or a line of skin if they stretch exposing tummy, or the back of the neck. I'd love to rub my hands along the nape of their necks, or when they sit down and you can see up the legs of their shorts.
I think I need a moment here.
It's like when James downloads gay porn for me, he always picks the explicit stuff because that's what he likes for the women but it leaves me cold. The other day he had a slow motion close up of a man's dick as he came and really, it's not something I want to see again. However, despite this I have to admit if there were naked pictures out there I'd still want to look even if my mind says it's wrong and an invasion of privacy. I might not do it but the temptation would be there. At least it would end the cut/not cut arguments *g*
Last thing, I have the best friends.
augustuscaesar wrote me the most fantastic trickynick story. It's Chris! and Nick! and those two are just MFEO and I love it to pieces! Also, weredonut wrote me a lovely h/c trickyfish that made me smile a whole lot. I adore h/c stories and this fandom needs more of them IMO. So thank you both ladies!Now I'm going to think of more sex based interview questions ;)
