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So I'm writing this afternoon and there's all these scenes that need joining somehow, but there's a gap and I can't think of what's supposed to be there. Then it hits me, the whole point of the challenge and the lyrics that I picked need to be worked in at that point. I can be such an idiot. I wrote that scene and a few more and will do more later because I can't seem to write sex when Corey is around. I still have nightmares about when he was learning to read and walked into the kitchen asking what C.O.C.K. spelt. I have to be in the right mood to write sex scenes or I get all embarrassed. They're such a hard thing to write ( no pun intended ) and it's so easy to write really bad sex.

Joey pushed his throbbing manhood into Chris' quivering hole. "Ride me with you hunk of a man" screamed Chris as he pummelled his own man meat. "I'm gonna cum!!!11!" Joey thrust faster, hairy balls slapping against Chris' ass." What do you reckon? Do you think I'd get a job writing mainstream gay porn?

So yes, I've been writing sex and will be writing more when Corey goes to bed. I'm actually in the mood to write sex and read it too, total hot and dirty sex. I know who to blame too. [livejournal.com profile] livelikeumeanit who wrote me a hot little Chris wanking snippet that I've been thinking about since yesterday. [livejournal.com profile] seiyaharris who keeps talking about Darias getting fucked on the alter. Oh man, just had a mental image of the Pop Idol Darias having sex, not good, not good at all. Lastly, [livejournal.com profile] castalie who was talking about pretty boys fucking and being dominated this morning...eep! I really want to read something like that, Chris or Blair or Brennan being dominated, used and put away wet.

Must get my mind off sex... Highlander, yes, I'll talk about that. Amanda was there, and Richie was trying to chat her up, he's so cute, and Tessa was all jealous again, not without reason though. Mac's a dirty slut. No wonder he's doing Richie and Darias on the side.

Man, I'm back to sex again. How about this. A note to myself. When you decide no one will see if you run to take the wheelie bin out in your pj's remember that the builders are everywhere on the estate and they don't want to see your fat ass in the morning. Or, how some people on e-bay are insane and e-mail you to ask for an exact shipping quote giving you their postcode. Is that supposed to mean something to me? Also, I've been avoiding the Justin Janet breast thing as much as I can, so I think I'm safe reading at a TS list, and what are they talking about? If you guessed the famous boob give yourself a pat on the back. When fandoms collide with Blair and Jim talking about that incident it's just too much.

Last thing, welcome [livejournal.com profile] musicgirl200486. Pull up a chair, have a biscuit and a cup of tea. feel free to comment, I don't bite and ignore the Ant&Dec talk, it'll all be over by the weekend.

It'll all be over by the weekend *sobs and ignores the cheers from the flist*

Now I go to [livejournal.com profile] sentinel_thurs because there's fic to be read and maybe some sex ;)

ETA: I always forget the important stuff...sigh. This will surprise no one but earlier this week I sent mails to everyone who's helping with my Joey story. Now I've talked to two people since then and know one got theirs and one didn't, so if you expected something from me and didn't get it can you comment here.

Date: 2004-02-05 11:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperdollkisses.livejournal.com
Hey... so I got inspiration from YOUR post and I am to blame for your sex thoughts? I mean how in the world am I to blame when Chris and his little horny self pops a boner every time Lance reaches to unbutton a button on a shirt. Not to mention the fact that when he reaches for his belt buckle Chris is whimpering like a needy man wanting to suck on something!

*evil grin*

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Date: 2004-02-05 11:49 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (friends then)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
You're going to push me over the edge!

My mind's in the gutter just now, whimpering Chris is such a turn on.

Blow jobs and Chris and Lance and boners, I'm dead with lust overload!

Your icon! Now I really am dead. *dies muttering about Chris and boners*

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Date: 2004-02-05 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
Chris is whimpering like a needy man wanting to suck on something!

You know, I'm not into popslash, even though some best e-friend of mine made me dwell in the thing more times than I care to think about and sorta made me enjoy it, too- but *that* line really got to me- big time! 'Whimper' and 'needy' and 'suck' in the same sentence? OH yeah! *glassy eyes*

Can I just put Blair or Daniel instead of Chris? It'll work even better *smirk* Now, I'm also imagining my boys getting on their knees and crawling toward their big guys, pupils dilated and licking their lips in anticipation of the treat they're going to get!

And their big guys leering at them from the couch, legs spread and inviting : 'Go on, baby, crawl to daddy, you'll get a nice reward'

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Date: 2004-02-05 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperdollkisses.livejournal.com
Talk about great lines. That was excellent. Woo.

Date: 2004-02-05 12:35 pm (UTC)
nopseud: (joey love -- nopseud)
From: [personal profile] nopseud

I didn't get a mail, if I was included on the list.

Date: 2004-02-05 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] claire.livejournal.com
so where is this Chris snippet. i am all for the wanking ;) and you can quote me on that.

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Date: 2004-02-05 02:12 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Bren and you wonder)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
LOL, I will quote you on that ;)

Jo did it in a comment in one of my last posts, it's short but good! I'll go get the link.

It's here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/turps33/169292.html?replyto=883532) Enjoy, I did.

Date: 2004-02-05 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xoverau.livejournal.com
There is no limit to the adoration I heap upon your icon.

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Date: 2004-02-06 08:15 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Thank you!

The lovely [livejournal.com profile] seiyaharris made it. So much cesty goodness.

Date: 2004-02-05 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grainnesgeul.livejournal.com
I sent you an email about the email you sent me re: the Joey story, but didn't hear anything back, if I was supposed to.

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Date: 2004-02-06 03:55 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Yeah you were supposed to...sigh.

I'm sorry about that. You must have been thinking I was so impolite not replying.

I'll go and resend now.

Sorry again :(

Date: 2004-02-05 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com
Urm... ..I did the American/comma beta on that first bit you sent me; I haven't seen anything since...

..But I did get the JC album cover pic! Squeee!! Yayness!

Thanks Bunches!!!

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Date: 2004-02-06 04:20 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
YAY for the cover, but damn it to hell for the other. Not that it was anything important, just general nattering and squee that you get here anyway *g*

I have more Joey to send if that's okay?
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