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I've decided to divorce my sister. I let her use my computer, came back and this note was hanging from my shelf.

To Chris, Lance, Joey, Justin and JC.

I am your biggest fan, my name is Terri and I am 30 years old...

ooooh I'm writing with my Nsync pen OH MY GOD Chris, you've left the band....*cries*

My Nsync wobble nuts look sad without your big brown puppy dog eyes looking down @ me.
I can't take it no more. I'm taking my Nsync lunchbox and I'm leaving...

Have a nice life.
Thanks Chris
Love Terri.

PS. Chris likes it at Center Parks. :)


I look up and Chris bobblehead is missing from his spot on the speakers. The others look sad without him, so I go on a search for the missing Chris, and find him behind the Center Parks postcard, with a sticky note on his back saying, I've left the band.

I get no respect from my family *g*

But, a good thing. I've done all the editing I can for now on the AU. New scene is added, things have been changed, so I'm on target for that. I'm trying to think of a name though. Isn't this a lovely quote "The purest and most thoughtful minds are those which love color the most." John Ruskin (1819-1900), English art critic. It's lobster JC. And that had nothing to do with anything, I just had to share.

How about, Lobsters, Lambs and Boxes oh my *g* Fighting the Grey, One Stroke at a Time or simply Phoenix? I suck at titles...sigh.

In RL news Kayleigh's dad slept at mams last night. The same man who used to hit mam so long ago. I'm not getting involved, I'm really not. You know a few weeks ago, James was offered a transfer to London. It had a 20k pay rise, and a house included in the deal, but we said no, because we like living in the North East. It's times like this I think we should have said yes.

Okay, putting the Lobsters and Lambs away now to see what's up with you all, and to check out my shiny new Yahoo web based mail *g*

ETA: Forgot to say, earlier I read a fic that was so damn hot I nearly melted on the spot. It's here and normally I wouldn't have read it because it's het, but god. It's strap-on het with spanking and d/s. *whimpers* I now know strap-ons hit my buttons and how! Man, just gah. I've been thinking about this story all day. What's better is the pairing is unnamed so you insert your own pairing. Don't be put off because it's het, because the male part is the focus, and damn. It's hot! I've missed stories like that.

*Goes to read again*

Date: 2004-03-24 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] butterbeer.livejournal.com
You're sister's so cute! LOL. <33

Date: 2004-03-24 10:43 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
She has her moments *g*

I felt so sorry for poor Chris, standing alone behind the postcard. But he was back where he belonged within seconds ;)

Date: 2004-03-24 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
*bursts into laughter* Oh boy your sister is so-- *blink* so rude! Yeah *tries to muffle laughter* Young people these days *shakes head*

*cough*

I'm not getting involved, I'm really not.

Wise decision, sis- you're right *cheers on you*

*kisses*

Date: 2004-03-24 10:54 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
YES! She is rude! And hiding Chris! I had to look for him you know? And there was this gap in the formation of bobbleheads where he stands at the front with Lance.

LOL, she's insane, I swear she is. It's a good job I don't mind the teasing because if I got a lot about being fannish before it's out of control about the boyband thing *g*

I'm not saying a word about Brian, it's not like I could change anything so I'm staying right out of it.

*kisses you back, maybe slips in some tongue*

Date: 2004-03-24 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
Woohoo! French kiss the French girl *eg*

Date: 2004-03-24 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com
**snort giggles** I'm at a friends checking LJ and um, I've now got the task ahead of me of explaning why the fuck I nearly just fell off my chair laughing. If you're divorcing Kay, can I have her? *g*

**smooches you**

[PS. I'm voting Lobsters, Lambs and Boxes, oh my! -g-]

Date: 2004-03-28 10:46 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
LOL, you're welcome to Kay ;)

Date: 2004-03-28 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com
lol woot! **dances** got maself a sisterrrrr!

wow I'm dorky today *g*

Date: 2004-03-28 11:01 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Do you want a brother too?

He comes with added dalmatian and an obsessive desire to have a clutter free house. Which makes me think he's not really related to me at all *g*

Date: 2004-03-28 11:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com
lol oooh! A doggy! and someone to clean the house! *g* bring it on!

Date: 2004-03-28 11:06 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
YAY!

I've got rid of my siblings in one fell swoop!

Expect a big package soon!

Date: 2004-03-28 11:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com
lol wheee! I got some siblings! You'll probably get 'em back in a week. I've gone nearly 22 years without siblings, I'll be desperate for my space in about an hour lol

LOL

Date: 2004-03-24 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jencat004.livejournal.com
>>I get no respect from my family *g*<<

Your sister and my sister Katie sound like they'd get along GREAT! She's always doing stuff like that with me, fucking with my stuff, calling me "porn addled" and what-not. Sometimes I just wanna smack her, even tho I love her.

BTW, VERY happy to hear btinternet has gotten their shit together and helped resolve some of your email problems.

Unfortunately, that means you now have NO EXCUSE not to be writing me and squeeing about Brennan's but, so I'll be expecting an email by the end of the week, wench! :)

Brennan pretty, and OH so fuckable!

Jenny

Date: 2004-03-24 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com
Yaaaaaaaaaay, editing & New Scene!

^_^ -Squee!

Umm... ..I guess I like "Lobsters, Lambs, & Boxes", but it leaves Joey out... ..is there some special reason it can't just be called "Homeless"? I personally really don't see anything wrong with that as a name...

Date: 2004-03-25 01:12 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
OH, they weren't real titles, I was just messing around to show how bad I am at thinking of any. I'm thinking that 'Boxes' would do. That way it refers to the shelters and also the fact that people are stereotyped into boxes. Like the people who see the homeless as nothing but scum when they're not that at all. Man, does that make sense to anyone but me?

Anyway, my last beta just came in so I could be posting very soon. And to be honest I'm scared to death. I hate sending my stuff into the big wide world.

Date: 2004-03-25 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com
Ooooh, yeah!

"Boxes" would be very good!

Go Terry! *ish proud*

Date: 2004-03-27 05:00 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I've just been clearing comments, and have to ask, what's this Go Terry! *ish proud*

TerrY.

Sorry, couldn't resist ;)

Date: 2004-03-27 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninjetti75.livejournal.com
lol i think phonetically?

Not one of my more awake moments, obviously...

*laughs at silly self*

Date: 2004-03-24 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dazzlingstar.livejournal.com
Poor Chris. All tossed behind a postcard.

*giggle*

I love that fic too! Yes, I thought the same thing... oh, it's het, I don't want to read it, but I did and... wow.

Date: 2004-03-25 01:20 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Yes! He was, poor guy *pets him and pretends she's not doing a bit groping at the same time*

I had exactly your reaction to the fic. I usually stay well clear of het, but I saw it recced in a few places so gave it a chance, and oh man. Lets just say I saved that baby in seconds ;)

Date: 2004-03-25 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperdollkisses.livejournal.com
LOL.... *snark* love your sis.

Date: 2004-03-27 04:53 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
LOL, she has her moments.
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