MX B/J smut for jencat004

There's a 1001 things I should be doing, and writing MX smut isn't one of them. But I had the urge to write MX smut so here it is. I haven't written actual sex for a long time, so be wary about the quality of this smutty ficlet. I fear it sucks, which is why I'm going to post then head off to bed, beacause I'm a pussy *g*

Jenny, all I can say is sorry.

( here be smut of the Mutant kind )

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Gah! I hate time zones!

Jenny, I had to go to the doctors with James and missed you by minutes :(

I've sent you an IM but assume you're in bed by now.

This 8 hours behind thing sucks *pouts*

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Still pissed about the time zone thing. Stupid world *kicks it*

I'm fretting at the moment. Anyone that knows me knows that I have no confidence in what I write at all. So I reach this stage of looking at things and thinking, there's no way I can post this. This time I like my AU, I read it last night again after I'd done a quick code ( I find it easier to read and spot mistakes that way) and it's okay, and there's only a few scenes to edit then it's done, can be sent off into the world. Am I freaking about that? Yes, I damn well am, because I'm an idiot. I know that I'm an idiot, but I fret anyway.

Someone slap me please.

Moving on, I had the most vivid dream about LJ last night. I was writing and posting a story, and Jo commented asking why I didn't write Paris smut. I took that to mean Voyager slash so wrote this story. I swear I've known nothing like it, I actually dreamed about writing this story. Tom was with Harry playing tennis ( no idea why, holodeck maybe) and they heard a thumping noise. They went to look for the source and found this cabin, they went in and found Chakotay tied up. Chak tried to speak but was gagged, then the next thing, Harry drugged Tom, stripped him and said he'd always wanted a threesome and was going to take both Tom and Chak. I wrote all this down but stopped before the sex. I was honestly expecting to see the story on my HD when I logged on this morning, because a Tom/Chak/Harry threesome has to be good.

In RL news I've just come back from the doctors with James because he thinks he's dying again. He keeps asking me to look down his throat and see if his tonsils are swollen, but how the hell am I supposed to know? Plus you know, looking down someone's throat is just ick. It's enough to put you off kissing for life...well maybe a few seconds ;)

Last, Kay asked if I wanted to go camping with her and Lia, to which I replied hell no. If I wanted to see up close and personal porn I'd watch the babe channels on Sky *g*

Not pissed about time zones anymore. Mouse has worked her magic * snuggles mouse*

ETA: Stopped fretting. Had my mini freak out and have moved on.

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I'm going to be spammy today I can tell.

AU is edited apart from the last few scenes and is posted at my sekrit LJ that I use to store my stories so I can see how to chop it up to post. My betas have done a wonderful job and it reads so much better now. It also has a title! As much as I loved Lobsters, Lambs and Boxes oh My! The title is simply Boxes.

I also have a tentative idea for the Joey fic, which needs writing now.

And last, ( the word meme )

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Want to see the latest thing my darling sister did?

( look )

It was set as my wallpaper. Like I said, divorce is in my future.

Apart from that I've had a good afternoon. AU is done, been threatened with a spanking by castalie, Joey fic is started and minimum words achieved. But what I say still stands, if you see me attempt to join any more challenges poke me -- hard *

I also got a unexpected compliment about my TS stuff, which was a major ego boost. I was thinking how I hadn't had any feedback for my TS stories when I remembered they all have my old addy that doesn't work at all, so that may explain that *g*

I'm pretty much using the web interface for my e-mail because I found a lot of comments there that don't get to my OE, and you were all right. Yahoo is great to work with. Now I just have to clear the comments that are building up as I try to make a dent in my stories.

* However, I've discovered I like challenges, so you may have to poke me extra hard ;)