Did you know it's possible to burn eggs inside their shells?
I didn't. That is until I decided to have an egg sandwich for dinner, got distracted, forgot about the boiling eggs and only remembered when I heard a great crack. Rescuing the pan, which had no water left at all. I eventually shelled the eggs, and they were burnt inside.
My house smells of burnt egg shell.
The ways in which I fail are epic and many.
Also. Somehow my computer won't stop playing happy birthday. It was part of an ecard, but I've closed down the page. Why won't it stop playing!?
I am being driven CRAZY!