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turpsJames is watching one of the so called 'girlie' channels. There's a load of them on Sky, usually three women rolling around on a bed with their tits out pretending to lick each other and play with vibrators. It's supposed to be erotic, but tell me what's erotic about someone over acting and yelling spank me spank me and panting like a dog on heat? What gets me is all the people who text message in, I mean paying £s in the hope one of them will read your message out, are they insane? As for some of the messages, Abbey, can you bend over show me your arse and shout, mount me Jason. Yeah right.
Staying on the porn theme I've been reading my Idol book again. I found it in the bedroom and how could I forget about poor Nathan and Scott? That series of books is so cheesy and yet again I was astounded at how obsessed with penis size and hair they are. Every character's dick was described in detail and they all seemed to be some kind of hybrid bear due to the hair they all have. I'm not even touching the man meat thing again.
Justin strode into the room, checking out the men that stared back at him with interest. He loved the Cockring Club, it was like a tasty buffet of men he could take his pick from, and he intended to gorge himself tonight. Four men in particular excited him, and he could feel himself harden in anticipation. Slowly looking from one to the other he checked them all out.
The first had a cock that was about six inches, but what he lost in length he gained in width. Uncut, his foreskin was pulled back, displaying a helmet that shone with pre come. The man was short, and covered in a thick pelt of dark hair that Justin longed to touch. The man smirked, knowing he was being inspected, then turned and leaned against the bar, showing his tight arse.
The second was a bear of a man, big and strong but not ripped. He stood confidently in the middle of the room, eight inch cock hard against his belly. He smiled and Justin smiled back, then groaned when the man bent, showing off thick thighs and a sweet arse.
The third could almost be a twink, lean and muscled. His arse was almost non existent but all Justin could look at was his cock, which was at least ten inches with a deep red helmet. His body was almost hairless and he casually posed to his best advantage, strutting around the room until he slipped his hands into some manacles on the wall.
The fourth was hung like a horse, cock thick and long above heavy balls. He didn't pose at all, just sat and ran a finger along his man meat, confident that every eye would be on him. Justin couldn't wait to thrust into his tight arse, and his own twelve inch member hardened further at the though. "You want to play?" The blond nodded and they had sex the end.
Staying on the porn theme I've been reading my Idol book again. I found it in the bedroom and how could I forget about poor Nathan and Scott? That series of books is so cheesy and yet again I was astounded at how obsessed with penis size and hair they are. Every character's dick was described in detail and they all seemed to be some kind of hybrid bear due to the hair they all have. I'm not even touching the man meat thing again.
Justin strode into the room, checking out the men that stared back at him with interest. He loved the Cockring Club, it was like a tasty buffet of men he could take his pick from, and he intended to gorge himself tonight. Four men in particular excited him, and he could feel himself harden in anticipation. Slowly looking from one to the other he checked them all out.
The first had a cock that was about six inches, but what he lost in length he gained in width. Uncut, his foreskin was pulled back, displaying a helmet that shone with pre come. The man was short, and covered in a thick pelt of dark hair that Justin longed to touch. The man smirked, knowing he was being inspected, then turned and leaned against the bar, showing his tight arse.
The second was a bear of a man, big and strong but not ripped. He stood confidently in the middle of the room, eight inch cock hard against his belly. He smiled and Justin smiled back, then groaned when the man bent, showing off thick thighs and a sweet arse.
The third could almost be a twink, lean and muscled. His arse was almost non existent but all Justin could look at was his cock, which was at least ten inches with a deep red helmet. His body was almost hairless and he casually posed to his best advantage, strutting around the room until he slipped his hands into some manacles on the wall.
The fourth was hung like a horse, cock thick and long above heavy balls. He didn't pose at all, just sat and ran a finger along his man meat, confident that every eye would be on him. Justin couldn't wait to thrust into his tight arse, and his own twelve inch member hardened further at the though. "You want to play?" The blond nodded and they had sex the end.
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Date: 2004-05-27 03:44 pm (UTC)In other news, I think you could like, send that to them as your audition piece and they'd snap you up quicker than quick. My personal fave was the 'thick pelt of dark hair'
Christhe first guy had.**snuggles you**
BTW, did I sign up for the Boxes filter? cuz if I didn't, I so meant to. I haven't gotten around to reading anything yet, but I'm mentally salivating at the thought *g*
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Date: 2004-05-27 03:54 pm (UTC)You think I'd be good as an Idol writer? YAY! It took me ages to write that you know! All those arses and dick sizes. The hair thing puzzles me. I get that cocks are important in this kind of story but body hair. I've never read so many pelts in months.
You did sign up, I actually set it up today, just never got round to posting and checking it actually works *g*
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Date: 2004-05-27 04:01 pm (UTC)lol Why the fuck would anyone a. have a pelt and b. someone be sexually excited by it? I get why you'd wanna run your hands through someone's hair, but their chest/back hair? Oy.
lol yay! Go me! I've been Miss. Duuuh, whut? lately lol
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Date: 2004-05-28 06:58 am (UTC)Man, the pelt thing disturbs me. It makes the men sound like some kind of animal, and just ewww at running your hand through excessive body hair.
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Date: 2004-05-28 09:43 am (UTC)**shudders** gah, excess body hair, just not nice :p lol
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Date: 2004-05-27 04:28 pm (UTC)And it's not the idea of sex, and justin having sex, and cockrings and the such, it's the damn numerical value of it all. When you're having sex, I would think that you don't have a ruler close by, or that you're well beyond guestimating. I've never been sexually involved with anybody, but give me a break. I know enough about human relations to know that sex is abstract, so much more so than just how big or tight some hole is.
However, if i do ever write my pornstar!sync, I want you to remind me of the you text, I scream service mensioned above. That will be cool to play with.
And don't get me started on this 'man meat'. Just...no.
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Date: 2004-05-28 06:55 am (UTC)LOL, I know. *is proud*
As for the number thing you're totally right, that's why I was reading the book and going wtf?! It was all about numbers and that's so wrong, if people are guessing dick length then really they need to be something else than having bad sex.
I'll certainly remind you of the text sex service, I think it would fit in nicely in your pornstar!sync story. Which you must write!
Man meat is the worst expression ever. It makes me shudder thinking about it :(
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Date: 2004-05-28 09:27 am (UTC)JC: *reading the teleprompter dramatically* "Oh Justin, I need your man meat now! I'm hungry for your man meat!"
Justin: *lowly to JC as he unzips his pants* Who the hell thinks of this stuff?
I dunno, I've read a lot of erotica, and romance stroies that border erotica (Zane, baby! It's all Zane!), but I can't graps the notion of anybody thinking that the word 'cock' is better when '12 inches' are in front of it. No. Just. No.
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Date: 2004-05-28 12:02 am (UTC)And this show you're mentioning on a regular basis really intrigues me. You mean they have girl/girl/girl action with people texting them to ask them to do stuff? Wow. We sure don't have that one in France... or maybe just on cable then, but I really don't remember hearing about it *sigh*
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Date: 2004-05-28 04:47 am (UTC)Yeah, that's exactly what happens. What happens is this. At about 9 at night all these channels come on the air, they're almost home made in look. There's a bed or couch or something in the middle of the screen and two women in their underwear sit and talk to each other and read messages that people text in that are also shown on the screen. They'll play with dildos etc and kiss each other, but it's in a staged way you know? It's not erotic in the slightest. Later at about 11 the channels go off the air and you have to pay to watch them do things that are slightly more hard core, like use vibrators on one another. People do ask them to do things and a lot of times they do. A lot of times it's just getting one of them saying things like 'Oh Jack, I want you to fuck me' for which Jack will have paid about £2 on a text message. Also at the side of the screen in three small mini screens are three other girls who take private calls from people. You can't hear them but you can watch as they talk. I'd hate to know how much it costs for those calls.
It's a weird thing, but lucrative for the people who run the channels. There's a gay channel too but really I'm not going to pay for it *g*