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turpsAnyone who reads my LJ may remember the household of Kirkpatrick love. Living in this house are Chris 100% love baby Kirkpatrick, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone, Nick Carter and Homer Simpson. It's a household ruled by lust. Chris is a movie star but also a major slut who will spread his legs for anything in trousers. No one cares about this, and in fact it's an unusual day if by the end of it they all haven't slept with Chris. JC and Chris however have a special bond, and if it wasn't for the fact Chris is a nymphomaniac they'd happily live together. However even JC's dick isn't up to multiple sex sessions a day. JC is also having a bit of a clothes crisis and has taken to running around in green tights and a cape. Not that anyone really noticed. Homer is a psycho, it's as simple as that.
We start our new visit at a new house. Sadly the last den of Kirkpatrick love came to a fiery end. No one can prove it but a pile of singed green tights and a half melted wax doll with one lock of brown hair was discovered in the blackened shell of what was Homer's bedroom. He denies ever seeing the doll but admits the pins are what he uses when he sews Chris' name on his underpants. They're scared of Homer, it's the face thing, i.e. he doesn't have one.
The new house has a huge pool and the first thing the boys do is dive in. JC was in charge of buying new clothes after the last ones were destroyed. JC loves the pink Speedos and spends hours watching as the others swim. He only touches himself once, he's good that way.
Sadly a man has his limits and when Chris walks past JC pounces on him for a hug. The move doesn't go down well. Lance in particular fumes.
You knew what was going to happen. A brawl breaks out and the pink Speedos are stretched to their limit as Lance dives screaming at JC. The others stand and watch, I mean what else are they supposed to do? Lance and JC going at it in tight pink Speedos. Who wouldn't watch?
When the fight finally breaks up Chris shuffles off, needing some alone time. Feet up, baby lotion by his side he remembers the Speedos, smiling all the while.
Needs taken care of for half an hour at least he goes to jam in the back garden. Taking his rightful place on the stage he lets go, belting it out as Lance bashes the drums and JC follows on the piano. They all know Chris and the Speedos will be huge, especially now JC has left his job as an ice cream man and is writing all their songs. Night after night Chris sits in bed as JC lies beside him scribbling away. It's the best time of the day for them both as they take time alone. JC is proud of his song Shag me baby, Chris is too, especially when JC hums all the words as he deep throats to the beat.
Sadly there's trouble in the house. Homer has spent time with Joey, whispering in his ear, things that are never supposed to be known. Joey loves Chris but secretly he's always loved JC the best something Homer discovered after Joey got hammered after a night of neat vodka. Taking advantage of Joey's drunken state as he lamented his life, Homer was gleeful when he found out the secret, knowing it could be the wedge he needed to get Joey from the house. Ever since he's told Joey to go for it. JC would want him. Finally, in a moment of weakness Joey gives in, climbing into JC's bed. Homer sniggers in the other room.
JC jumps up, yelling as he feels Joey's hands on his body. Homer sneaks away leaving Joey devastated as JC explains his heart belongs to Chris and only to Chris.
Joey slips into depression, uncaring of the mess he lives in and standing staring blankly into the distance. He doesn't even care that JC made them all new outfits.
JC meanwhile spends all his time with Chris. They romp in the living room, playing 'JC is an innocent who wants Chris to take his virgin tight ass' It's hard for JC to act coy but he tries, he's just glad his tights have a control panel that keeps everything pressed down.
Joey meanwhile is using his agony to write. He thinks My life as a stud in this dark life is a sure fire hit. He plays it night after night, tears running down his face as he deals with his pain.
The men of the house hate seeing him so sad. The house of Kirkpatrick loving is based on love not pain. At least mostly, nights when the whips and restraints come out don't count. They invite Joey to join them for a camp fire and Chris sings as JC plays guitar. Joey sobs on Justin's shoulder as he remembers that he's loved. He feels even better when Chris looks at him and stands, eyebrows waggling as he indicates upstairs.
Joey's not an idiot and he takes what he can get. Even if he does love JC the best Chris is almost as good. Displaying his strength Joey sweeps Chris off his feet and they giggle together as they run to the stairs.
At which point it all goes wrong. Homer snaps screaming that Joey's a ho as JC slaps Justin just because. Chris meanwhile stands in disbelief, his men are doing it again. He's Chris 100% love Kirkpatrick not 100% hate.
He walks outside, head bowed as all of his men fight and scream inside. With a heavy heart he strips off his beloved pink Speedos and changes as he climbs onto the stage. Broken hearted he sings about his pain, not understanding why they just can't get on.
Then out of the corner of his eye he sees a figure approaching. It can't be? Can it? It's Kevin! Kevin who left the house so long before. Kevin who Chris thought was dead. Kevin jumps in excitement and Chris grins, happier to see his old flame.
They embrace as Chris pours out his troubles on Kevin's broad shoulders. Then Kevin steps back and says, come away with me.
We start our new visit at a new house. Sadly the last den of Kirkpatrick love came to a fiery end. No one can prove it but a pile of singed green tights and a half melted wax doll with one lock of brown hair was discovered in the blackened shell of what was Homer's bedroom. He denies ever seeing the doll but admits the pins are what he uses when he sews Chris' name on his underpants. They're scared of Homer, it's the face thing, i.e. he doesn't have one.
The new house has a huge pool and the first thing the boys do is dive in. JC was in charge of buying new clothes after the last ones were destroyed. JC loves the pink Speedos and spends hours watching as the others swim. He only touches himself once, he's good that way.
Sadly a man has his limits and when Chris walks past JC pounces on him for a hug. The move doesn't go down well. Lance in particular fumes.
You knew what was going to happen. A brawl breaks out and the pink Speedos are stretched to their limit as Lance dives screaming at JC. The others stand and watch, I mean what else are they supposed to do? Lance and JC going at it in tight pink Speedos. Who wouldn't watch?
When the fight finally breaks up Chris shuffles off, needing some alone time. Feet up, baby lotion by his side he remembers the Speedos, smiling all the while.
Needs taken care of for half an hour at least he goes to jam in the back garden. Taking his rightful place on the stage he lets go, belting it out as Lance bashes the drums and JC follows on the piano. They all know Chris and the Speedos will be huge, especially now JC has left his job as an ice cream man and is writing all their songs. Night after night Chris sits in bed as JC lies beside him scribbling away. It's the best time of the day for them both as they take time alone. JC is proud of his song Shag me baby, Chris is too, especially when JC hums all the words as he deep throats to the beat.
Sadly there's trouble in the house. Homer has spent time with Joey, whispering in his ear, things that are never supposed to be known. Joey loves Chris but secretly he's always loved JC the best something Homer discovered after Joey got hammered after a night of neat vodka. Taking advantage of Joey's drunken state as he lamented his life, Homer was gleeful when he found out the secret, knowing it could be the wedge he needed to get Joey from the house. Ever since he's told Joey to go for it. JC would want him. Finally, in a moment of weakness Joey gives in, climbing into JC's bed. Homer sniggers in the other room.
JC jumps up, yelling as he feels Joey's hands on his body. Homer sneaks away leaving Joey devastated as JC explains his heart belongs to Chris and only to Chris.
Joey slips into depression, uncaring of the mess he lives in and standing staring blankly into the distance. He doesn't even care that JC made them all new outfits.
JC meanwhile spends all his time with Chris. They romp in the living room, playing 'JC is an innocent who wants Chris to take his virgin tight ass' It's hard for JC to act coy but he tries, he's just glad his tights have a control panel that keeps everything pressed down.
Joey meanwhile is using his agony to write. He thinks My life as a stud in this dark life is a sure fire hit. He plays it night after night, tears running down his face as he deals with his pain.
The men of the house hate seeing him so sad. The house of Kirkpatrick loving is based on love not pain. At least mostly, nights when the whips and restraints come out don't count. They invite Joey to join them for a camp fire and Chris sings as JC plays guitar. Joey sobs on Justin's shoulder as he remembers that he's loved. He feels even better when Chris looks at him and stands, eyebrows waggling as he indicates upstairs.
Joey's not an idiot and he takes what he can get. Even if he does love JC the best Chris is almost as good. Displaying his strength Joey sweeps Chris off his feet and they giggle together as they run to the stairs.
At which point it all goes wrong. Homer snaps screaming that Joey's a ho as JC slaps Justin just because. Chris meanwhile stands in disbelief, his men are doing it again. He's Chris 100% love Kirkpatrick not 100% hate.
He walks outside, head bowed as all of his men fight and scream inside. With a heavy heart he strips off his beloved pink Speedos and changes as he climbs onto the stage. Broken hearted he sings about his pain, not understanding why they just can't get on.
Then out of the corner of his eye he sees a figure approaching. It can't be? Can it? It's Kevin! Kevin who left the house so long before. Kevin who Chris thought was dead. Kevin jumps in excitement and Chris grins, happier to see his old flame.
They embrace as Chris pours out his troubles on Kevin's broad shoulders. Then Kevin steps back and says, come away with me.
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Date: 2004-10-25 12:18 pm (UTC)What will the other men do without Chris 100% love Kirkpatrick?
Will Homer ever have a face?
Will Joey finally get JC?
Will Justin and Lance get it on in a 72 hours sexathon?
These are questions I need answered.
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Date: 2004-10-25 12:32 pm (UTC)I know!
What will the other men do without Chris 100% love Kirkpatrick?
Probably wither away and die.
Will Homer ever have a face?
I hope not, he's creepy enough without one *shudders*
Will Joey finally get JC?
He may get his body but JC's heart belongs to Chris.
Will Justin and Lance get it on in a 72 hours sexathon?
Lambs! In my LJ! Though it would be rather appealing in its own way, and yes they need that 72 hour long sexathon!
I need to know too!
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Date: 2004-10-25 01:19 pm (UTC)Oh, that sure made my evening. Well, that and seeing Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
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Date: 2004-10-25 01:46 pm (UTC)And the bleeding thing sounds great too! ;)
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Date: 2004-10-25 06:55 pm (UTC)*hugs you*
And the bleeding thing sounds great too! ;)
Uh-huh. *can feel the coppery taste in her mouth* I'm blaming my cousin for my fascination with blood...he bit me when we were kids. ;-รพ
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Date: 2004-10-25 02:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-26 03:28 am (UTC)As soon as we play again I'll share if Chris leaves with his old flame ;)
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Date: 2004-10-25 02:15 pm (UTC)Also, I think Homer should see someone. Preferably a fireman. Then a criminal psychiatrist. Oh yes.
Fantastic as ever, you evil cliff hanger woman. *g*
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Date: 2004-10-26 03:31 am (UTC)Homer scares me. He's this brooding force in the house and none of them have the balls to kick him out. Probably because they've been squashed by the pink speedos ;)
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Date: 2004-10-26 12:01 pm (UTC)Ahem, I digress.
lol those pink speedos are... there are no words *g* Good ol' JC and his kerazy clothes tastes lol but yes, Homer needs dealing with, wow, scary lol
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Date: 2004-10-26 03:50 am (UTC)I wish I could download some of the adult stuff but playing with Corey means I really can't. So I just put my own slant on things ;)
Joey is totally a lonely stud. He's in despair!
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Date: 2004-10-25 02:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-26 03:52 am (UTC)I love the Sims so much. I really need to get some TS skins then the house of Kirkpatrick love can have some new people to play with ;)
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Date: 2004-10-25 03:26 pm (UTC)Im jealous of my friend Beth with her Sims 2, but its really funny. I insisted that Chris and JC at least have a house, but the Justin keeps running into their house and screaming at Chris for no reason (i mean technically hes with Cam in this game so.....ahem. so the plot thickens?) and without knocking. Wow, and I thought my jealous fits of rage were out of control...
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Date: 2004-10-26 03:54 am (UTC)LOL. It looks like Justin's jealous of the house of TrickC lovin'. But really he should be shouting at JC not Chris ;)
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Date: 2004-10-26 03:25 am (UTC)No worries about sharing, I have to share my slashy Sims somewhere ;)
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Date: 2004-10-26 03:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-26 04:05 am (UTC)They keep me endlessly amused I must admit.
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Date: 2004-10-26 05:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-26 05:44 am (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2004-10-26 03:11 pm (UTC)