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[turps]

First, happy birthday stellamira, I hope you have a fantastic day.

I think one thing will always remain constant, that I won't get visitors when my house is tidy but if it looks like a bomb dropped they won't stay away. Which is to say nanna came today, sadly when I was in the middle of a huge laundry session and wasn't dressed yet...sigh. She stayed for a while and told me that granddad's memorial thing in the cemetery is there at last so I'll go down and see him at the weekend I think. One of the reasons I was behind this morning was the downstairs toilet flusher snapped off which is inconvenient to say the least. Now you have to flush it by sticking your hand in the cistern and pulling the hook thing. I'm hoping a new flush thing will be pretty cheap or we'll be using the cistern method for a while. Then the wanker of a neighbour got on my back about Tex barking. I know he does bark and no doubt it's annoying but he lives opposite me one house down, you can't tell me he can hear that badly. Plus I was gone an hour tops when I was getting Corey, he went on as if Tex had been barking all day. Stupid man.

E-mails to Santa were sent today, Corey's first then I had to do mine too, and he e mailed back! I thought I'd show you my letter from him because it's a letter from Santa man! Sadly the special Santa magic that shows beautiful pictures on the letter only works for me so you all can't see that bit so just pretend ;)




Rudolph licked this stamp personally! Of course, he made a mess of the screen! Silly Rudolph!

#1, Rudolph Way
North Pole
SAN TA1


Sunderland, Tyne and Wear
United Kingdom


Thursday, November 25, 2004


What a nice surprise Terri!

Thank you for sending me your email all the way from Sunderland! The Net sure is wonderful because now I never feel lonely all the way up at the North Pole. I can get those wonderful Christmas emails any time of the year now, but it's always special when I get one from you, Terri.

Christmas trees dont talk, silly! (*wink*)!Well bless my whiskers, Terri! Are you fibbing to ol' Santa Claus?!? You can't possibly be 30 years old already! Why it seems like only yesterday that I was leaving presents for a certain little girl and here you are now, practically one of Santa's elves! (*grin*)

Sorry the presents the last little while probably haven't been quite as exciting as they were when you were a little girl but, well, you know how these things go (*wink*). Anyway, Santa's glad to see some of the 'older kids' (not to mention anyone in particular!) still take the time to write. I also hear you've been a REALLY REALLY good girl. (Of course, you won't mind if I do a little checking, will you? HO!! Ho!! ho!!). The elves are tickled you asked about them in your letter! They're all very happy and busy making presents right now. Of course, that's when they're not jumping into the present wrapping machine or telling silly jokes and singing songs!

Let's see what you put in your letter for Christmas wishes: 1. tape of hot sdb sex, with chris please; 2. some mutants giving head and; 3. bar of chocolate. May all your Christmas wishes come true!HO!! Ho!! ho!! That's exactly what I thought you might like! Of course, there's only so much room in the sleigh so I hope you won't be too upset with me if I can't bring you everything you asked for.

Oh! oh! I just got a report from an elf that a little girl who lives close to you was being very naughty! Guess I better end my letter to you so I can change my Naughty & Nice List again. Take care Terri and don't forget to come back and visit me here at EmailSanta.com on Christmas Eve!! And remember... only 30 more sleeps until Christmas!!

Wishing you a very Merry Christmas,

Father Christmas

Thank you Terri for thinking of me!P.S. Why thank you for the wonderful hugs & kisses Terri! Here are some extra special hugs and kisses just for you from everyone at the North Pole!

P.P.S. I've attached a special postmarked copy of your email below so you can print it off and show it to all your friends or put it on your fridge.



And the letter I sent him.


sunderland, Tyne and Wear,
United Kingdom
Eeew! Who licked the screen!!


Dear Father Christmas,

My name is terri. I am a girl and I am already 30 years old!! I live in the great city of sunderland. Of course, that's in Tyne and Wear, United Kingdom, but I'll bet you knew that!!



This year I've been so good that I should be the angel on top of the tree!



Father Christmas, some things I might like for Christmas this year are:

- tape of hot sdb sex, with Chris please;

- some mutants giving head; and,

- a bar of chocolate.



Father Christmas, I almost forgot to say... I know it's hard to get the tapes I want but lets face it, you're Santa if you can't get them no one can. If you just sort of hover over America with a camera with a good zoom you'll soon find some action. Anything will do but I'd especially love some kinky action, you know what I mean and I'm sure you do ;) I mean you have to be into kink living with all those elves, not that I'm suggesting that you and they indulge in mass gang bangs, I mean it's coincidence that their mouths are crotch height I'm sure.



But back to my list. Be careful when you're filming Brennan and Jesse, i don't want you electrocuted, the guilt of being involved with the death of Santa would be too much. The sdbs should be easier, I mean there's 10 of them and they all screw around with each other. Btw, that tin hat you brought last year still hasn't tarnished. So yes, video or picture are fine by me and really I deserve them as I've been a good girl this year.



Love, terri



Do you think I'll get what I want? *g*

Now I have mod duties to do and food posts to drool over. I was invited to Thanksgiving dinner by kennedy and _daysgoby_ but sadly I didn't think I'd get there in time ;)

ETA: I'm never one to pass up a bandwagon.

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Comments

[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

oh dude, I totally didn't think of that!!! Santa surely can get me some TrickC lovin'...

[castalie.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, maybe I should do the same. I've been dreaming of getting the leather braided collar of my dream for some time now and I can't seem to find the one I want. I'm sure Santa would know where to find it!

[ceci2176.livejournal.com]

I think one thing will always remain constant, that I won't get visitors when my house is tidy but if it looks like a bomb dropped they won't stay away.
*nods* Of course, my house pretty much always looks like a bomb dropped...unless I know someone's coming over. *g*

I asked Santa (on emailsanta.com) for a digital camera, a printer/scanner, and disabilityfic (preferrably with sdbs)...I hope that my 15+ years experience of his aide helps me in getting some of the stuff I want. *g*

[kaethe.livejournal.com]

As a person who just had to change the flush-thing on her own toilet this year, it's very cheap and easy to do. I think it cost between $3-$5 U.S.--I have no idea how that works out, but it can't be much.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

That's good to know. I was worried it would be a big job but it sounds like I can do that, and cheap too which is a bonus.

Thanks :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/]

Haha! Best letters every and I'm sure you get the tape... and then you have to share it with all of us *g*.

[dazzlingstar.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahaaaa! I personally love how Santa is even all for the SDB lovin'. *snicker* You have to make copies if he manages to come up with the tape!