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Date: 2004-12-10 06:38 am (UTC)I've been a very good girl this year and so for Christmas, I'd really REALLY like ... JC. [bats eyelashes]
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Date: 2004-12-10 06:44 am (UTC)I would love to grant your wish but two things make that impossible.
One, I've been watching you and know you've been a naughty girl engaging in impure thoughts and seem to have a coffee addiction to boot. Those are not the actions of a a good girl young lady.
Two, I'm afraid JC will be busy over Christmas. Without him my cheeks would pale and I'd lose my hohoho. That boy has a very talented tongue you know and he's very flexible. I mean he has to be bent over in the sleigh like that. So sadly my answer has to be no.
Yours, Santa.
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Date: 2004-12-10 06:48 am (UTC)sod off!
no love,
me :-p
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Date: 2004-12-10 06:52 am (UTC)You are a very rude young lady.
Look for a naked Justin in your stocking as a punishment.
no love right back at you.
Santa ;)
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Date: 2004-12-10 06:58 am (UTC)Also, my tongue is way more talented than any tongue before ever. Ha! Eat that!
*ahem*
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Date: 2004-12-10 07:03 am (UTC)To put it clearly this means I will not eat you
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Date: 2004-12-10 07:06 am (UTC)This conversation went downhill fast. ahahaha!
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Date: 2004-12-10 07:13 am (UTC)But look who I'm talking to ;)
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Date: 2004-12-11 02:47 pm (UTC)fashionably late, don't you think? ahahaha
I'm totally offended. I really am. I'm never going to recover from this. Never, I tell you.
[le drama sniffle] ;-)
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Date: 2004-12-10 06:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-10 06:44 am (UTC)It's a wonderful meme and it's kept me giggling as I read through the flist.
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Date: 2004-12-10 06:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-10 07:04 am (UTC)I think it's a great idea changing your default for Christmas :D
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Date: 2004-12-10 06:53 am (UTC)in case you have forgotten, my house is the red and white one without the chimney...but it has lots and lots of cookies and sparkle and love inside. You will be here on Christmas Eve, right? *smiles hopefully* You know how I've been. *points to icon* Yeah, really. *grins*
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Date: 2004-12-10 06:59 am (UTC)Thank you for making your house match my clothes, I do have a flair for fashion even if I do say so myself. However I must protest at the lack of a chimney, it's a good thing I have a magic key.
However, I must repeat what I said to naughty Miss Diva. I've been watching you and I'm sorry but you haven't been good at all. Impure thoughts make this Santa a very
hornydisappointed man.But you do redeem yourself with the love, sparkle and cookies. You know what this Santa likes.
Much love,
Santa
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Date: 2004-12-10 01:08 pm (UTC)I'd sit on his knee any day ;)
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Date: 2004-12-10 01:22 pm (UTC)Who wouldn't! *g*
(BWAH!!! Heehehee...)
Date: 2004-12-10 03:24 pm (UTC)If you know anything at ALL about me (and with Head Elf [insert dirty joke here] Lance's resources, I rather doubt you DON'T...) then you know I'm delightfully Schizophrenic, and have been both naughty AND nice this year.
And I realize it's my naughty sides that you and I share in common, so I'll just leave it at that. ;D
"And All I Want For Christmas, Is Youuuuuu..." ..okay, damn, I've got range, but I can't sing as low as Lance. And you know I really want JC anyway, but as he's already yours, I'll settle for video footage. *g*
MilkBeer and the "special" brownies will be left by the tree as usual, and I'm sure my friend Terri wants me to let you know that you're just the best ever.Merry Chrismas,
-Josh
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Date: 2004-12-15 02:49 am (UTC)Sorry it took me so long to reply. You know Santa is busy at this time of year damn elves and their constant demands. I'm only one man you know
But you think I'm naughty? You must be thinking of some other Santa as I'm as pure as the driven snow, a naughty thought has never crossed my mind. Really the thought
of pretty slashy boys, sex, sucking, fucking, drama, angsthas never crossed my mind.Yes, I'm afraid JC is mine and I don't share, but video footage is totally doable. I'd recommend the tape where he's tied in ribbon myself.
Hmmm, I love your special brownies, they keep an old man happy you know?
You let that wonderful lady Terri that she's #1 on my good list. Ho Ho Ho.
Merry Christmas, Josh!
Love, Santa
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Date: 2004-12-15 03:13 pm (UTC)I'm not even going to TRY to reply to that with a straight face, heheheee.
No one has hatted any of my icons, but I did make a Christmas one, Yay!
I believe this was from Christmas '95, but it may have been '96. The original Black, Yellow, and Red Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Yaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Date: 2004-12-16 02:48 pm (UTC)And why can't you answer that with a straight face? It's all true *g*
How about this?
Re: (BWAH!!! Heehehee...)
Date: 2004-12-16 04:32 pm (UTC)It's FABULOUS!!
HEEE!!!
Thank You, Terri-Luv!
*snatches icon & dashes away with it*
Re: (BWAH!!! Heehehee...)
Date: 2004-12-17 01:42 am (UTC)I'm glad you like it!