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turpsSometimes I read something and wonder, did I just read that? And the answer is usually, of course I did. However, this morning may have taken the biscuit for reading cracked up stuff. I was wandering friendsfriends and started reading a post about something or other and it said something about Ed, Edd and Eddy angst stories at the Pit of Voles ( If anyone doesn't know, Ed, Edd and Eddy is a kids cartoon on Nickelodeon about three friends ) At which point I stopped and knew I was going to go look them up, because man, EEandE angst fic, how could I not? So I did and there were hundreds of the things. All of which had the characters aged up to about 17 and most of them very dark. I'm talking rape, drug use, suicide, beating up, gay bashing dark here.
I also discovered that double D, who in the cartoon is a wimpy skinny short studious character who never takes off his hat is the person that all these things happen to, which of course he is! He's the stereotypical whipping boy, slender, short and a geek. He's the Blair of the EEandE fandom. He even has glossy raven shoulder length hair under that hat! I was so gleeful when I realised that. Within half an hour I read about him being raped by the Kankor sisters, cutting his wrists, taking an overdose, being a cutter, being gay bashed, raped without lube by Eddy, abused by his parents. He wailed, he sobbed, he drank, he became addicted to every substance known to man, he was even raped by Johnny who then went on to use Plank ( a plank of wood with a face that he carries around ) to bugger him with. The comments in that story made me laugh as the author replied saying people seemed to be fixated on how plank would fit, and was annoyed because she had specifically said over the years plank had become smaller. But still, Edd was raped with a plank of wood, what did she expect people to comment on?
Moving on, because I don't want people to think I'm I pervert for reading that stuff or anything ;)
Corey amused me yesterday when we playing video games together by showing me how two of the guy characters would kiss if you got then close enough and pressed a certain button. ( it wasn't the Sims either ) So then it was a case of our characters killing each other then making out, just because they could. He's gone to his friend's house for dinner right now but when he comes back we have to work on learning the sign language alphabet again as he's needs it for his communication badge at Cubs. Which reminds me, I really have to get his badges stitched on or it will be a case of using super glue.
First though I'm going to get my second Chris day pictures together, maybe LJ will even let this post to everyone's flist and not just selected ones like yesterday.
I also discovered that double D, who in the cartoon is a wimpy skinny short studious character who never takes off his hat is the person that all these things happen to, which of course he is! He's the stereotypical whipping boy, slender, short and a geek. He's the Blair of the EEandE fandom. He even has glossy raven shoulder length hair under that hat! I was so gleeful when I realised that. Within half an hour I read about him being raped by the Kankor sisters, cutting his wrists, taking an overdose, being a cutter, being gay bashed, raped without lube by Eddy, abused by his parents. He wailed, he sobbed, he drank, he became addicted to every substance known to man, he was even raped by Johnny who then went on to use Plank ( a plank of wood with a face that he carries around ) to bugger him with. The comments in that story made me laugh as the author replied saying people seemed to be fixated on how plank would fit, and was annoyed because she had specifically said over the years plank had become smaller. But still, Edd was raped with a plank of wood, what did she expect people to comment on?
Moving on, because I don't want people to think I'm I pervert for reading that stuff or anything ;)
Corey amused me yesterday when we playing video games together by showing me how two of the guy characters would kiss if you got then close enough and pressed a certain button. ( it wasn't the Sims either ) So then it was a case of our characters killing each other then making out, just because they could. He's gone to his friend's house for dinner right now but when he comes back we have to work on learning the sign language alphabet again as he's needs it for his communication badge at Cubs. Which reminds me, I really have to get his badges stitched on or it will be a case of using super glue.
First though I'm going to get my second Chris day pictures together, maybe LJ will even let this post to everyone's flist and not just selected ones like yesterday.
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Date: 2005-02-06 04:03 pm (UTC)My brain. It hurts.
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Date: 2005-02-06 04:11 pm (UTC)I mean I knew it would be there because anything that breathes and even things that don't have been slashed, but seeing it in all it's dark glory was an experience for sure.
Does that mean you don't want the link to the story where the Eds have a threesome ;)
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Date: 2005-02-06 04:15 pm (UTC)*whimper*
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Date: 2005-02-06 04:17 pm (UTC)Which does NOT mean I want to read it, so don't worry about linking me :)
"Just say NO to badfic, man". It's more than a slogan--words to live by *g*
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Date: 2005-02-06 04:36 pm (UTC)Are you sure you don't want linking? If you don't want the plank story there was a delicious little thing where Edd took a knife to his wrists because he couldn't take the pain!
"Just say NO to badfic, man". It's more than a slogan--words to live by *g*
I really should remember that ;) Will I redeem myself if I tell you I sat and re read The Wednesday Thing after? *g*
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Date: 2005-02-06 04:44 pm (UTC)Noooooooooooooo! Jesus *g* It's like the uber!femme!blair, isn't it?
*trots off to find the extra-large bottle of BLEACH and the heavy-duty scrubber*
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Date: 2005-02-06 04:25 pm (UTC)Yea! *does happy dance*
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Date: 2005-02-06 07:47 pm (UTC)waste your timeread it. Trickyfish badfic! ;)no subject
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Date: 2005-02-06 04:41 pm (UTC)I was surprised when he showed me the kissing video game characters, though I shouldn't have been. The Sims game we play might as well be called the town 'o gay because every other family we create are gay *g*
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Date: 2005-02-06 04:46 pm (UTC)Man, I so need to get in on this Sims "action". It cracks me up how people play the game, all the additions they make, the utter fun that is making the characters gay.
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Date: 2005-02-06 07:30 pm (UTC)I am impressed that the company that made Sims allowed same sex couples to propose marriage and live together and the mpreg is always fun too ;)
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Date: 2005-02-06 04:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-06 07:31 pm (UTC)I may have to lookno subject
Date: 2005-02-06 05:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-06 07:32 pm (UTC)*cries*
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Date: 2005-02-06 08:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-06 05:10 pm (UTC)Raped with wood? Hello?! Splinters!!!! That would hurt twice as much as being raped plain. As soon as you said that, my butt started hurting a lot "".
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Date: 2005-02-06 05:18 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-02-06 07:33 pm (UTC)Thanks for sharing ;)
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Date: 2005-02-06 06:28 pm (UTC)I didn't see it *whine*. Have to go back.
Why are always certain characters the whipping boys of the fandom?!?
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Date: 2005-02-06 07:34 pm (UTC)Why are always certain characters the whipping boys of the fandom?!?
I wish I knew, though I suspect the smaller you are the more chance of being whumped.
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Date: 2005-02-06 08:10 pm (UTC)That does not explain why Tom Paris seemed to be on the receiving end of rape, murder, abuse, etc. in so many stories ;-).
It's really a strange phenomenon. Why people feel the need to pick on one character I will never know.
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Date: 2005-02-06 09:01 pm (UTC)*scrubs brain with a brillo pad*
*runs away screaming*
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Date: 2005-02-08 07:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-08 08:09 pm (UTC)You READ it?!?!?
*runs away screaming*
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Date: 2005-02-06 09:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-08 10:14 pm (UTC)Plank rape man, how could I not read! *eg*
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Date: 2005-02-08 10:19 pm (UTC)Your comment just cracked me up, while going EWWWWWWW *g*
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Date: 2005-02-07 12:15 am (UTC)That makes any idea of EEandE slash more than okay, because all the wrongness just floated off that and powerpuff girls femslash and went to the damn PLANK RAPE.
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Date: 2005-02-08 10:21 pm (UTC)You just know I had to check out powerpuff girls femeslash, and damn but it's there.