turps: (JC (digital_diva))
[personal profile] turps
Obviously James is bored at work today as he's been texting me all afternoon.

I just got this one. JC large marrow lance with a big tube of lube

I fear for his sanity, I mean, Bassez? ;)

Date: 2005-03-25 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com
*snort laughs*

Date: 2005-03-25 05:12 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
You don't have to live with him, man.

He seems to have a fixation about vegetables too which is rather worrying ;)

Date: 2005-03-25 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com
bwah! more turnips and carrots?

Date: 2005-03-25 05:26 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (trickc day (jchalo))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I don't think I have the courage to ask.

I'm still sitting here if the marrow is used as an internal sex toy, to which I say ouch! Or if it's hollowed out *g*

Date: 2005-03-25 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com
ow! of course, given the trickC violence thing he had going on, you never know!

Date: 2005-03-25 05:36 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (atlantis trickyfish)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Exactly! Next thing we know there'll be violent marrow sex crimes and that's just wrong!

Date: 2005-03-25 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com
wrong on *so* many levels. James takes it to the next level.

Date: 2005-03-25 05:39 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (\o/)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Ahahahahahaha

He so does.

I can't stop thinking of vegetable sex

Date: 2005-03-25 05:44 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (timbertrick)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
He has. Carrots and marrows and for those who are tight asses, processed peas ;)

Date: 2005-03-25 05:52 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (atlantis trickyfish)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It would, though you could rim someone and drink vegetable soup at the same time.

...
...

okay, I've grossed myself out

Date: 2005-03-25 05:59 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (OMG!)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I can't believe I'm about to talk Bassez, but I'd say JC would be the rimee. I like to think of him spread out leg wide as Lance does....

....
....

Wait, no. Sorry James but you're wrong Chris is spread out, legs wide as JC licks and tongue fucks him. Ahhh, that's better

Date: 2005-03-25 06:09 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (joey purple)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I think so too. He sure has a good tongue for it, and I think he has the patience to make it good. Taking his time, slow and steady

Date: 2005-03-25 06:40 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (OMG!)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
He'd clutch the covers in his fists, crushing the pure cotton million strand whatevers that JC insists he has on his bed and all Chris wants is more goddamnit! JC's had him on the verge of coming for what seems like forever now and he pushes up his hips, hoping JC gets the hint.

Date: 2005-03-25 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] originalrahrah.livejournal.com
tell james we 'heart' him.
is he having impure thoughts at work?
welcome him to the club.

Date: 2005-03-25 05:13 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Kiss -- bettina)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
LOL. I'll tell him.

I think I've warped his mind somehow ;)

Date: 2005-03-25 05:17 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I worry about him sometimes, I really do *g*

Date: 2005-03-25 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/
It's so, so sad *g*

Personally, I think it's your bad influence *g*

Date: 2005-03-25 05:37 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Pete By <lj user="marauder_bex"> at <lj)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Me!

*hides latest story with JC screwing Chris with a carrot*

Date: 2005-03-26 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/
Bwahahaha! I knew it! *g*

That icon is really fitting ;-).

Date: 2005-03-25 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com
Go on, you know they won't bite. *g*

Date: 2005-03-25 05:27 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Justin: awesome ( musiquedevie))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
What the bassez or the vegetables ;)

Date: 2005-03-25 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceci2176.livejournal.com
*mwahahahaha*

It's a good thing I'm already insane, because it doesn't sound so strange to me...which probably also proves it's a good thing that I don't write sex scenes. ;-รพ

Date: 2005-03-25 05:45 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
The sad thing is the more I'm thinking it doesn't seem strange either, well maybe the marrow part. That's going a bit far ;)

Date: 2005-03-25 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceci2176.livejournal.com
The sad thing is the more I'm thinking it doesn't seem strange either
*mwahahahaha*

well maybe the marrow part. That's going a bit far ;)
It wouldn't be the first time. Cucumbers, marrows, what's the diff? Uhm, never mind answering that. ;-รพ

*feels dirty now* *must read disabilityfic*

Date: 2005-03-25 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hegemony.livejournal.com
...I fear for his sanity as well, but at least he's understanding the basics, because that sounds like that would hurt a lot without lube.

Date: 2005-03-25 05:55 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Kiss -- bettina)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I think it would hurt a lot with lube. Though it would depend on the size of the marrow of course.

Date: 2005-03-25 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] call-me-loca.livejournal.com
BASSEZ!!!!!!!


I LOVE JAMES!!!

He makes my dirty-work life so much easier fun!

Date: 2005-03-29 11:06 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
James is insane!

He should know the Bassez is wrong!

Date: 2005-03-25 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_jules_/
I'm afraid to ask, but what's a marrow?

Date: 2005-03-25 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_jules_/
Gah! James! What a freak.

Lube's not going to make a big difference there I don't think.

Date: 2005-03-25 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firequill.livejournal.com
*laugh* So, so, funny. I mean, kinda ouch, but so funny! Plus I know you won't agree, but mmmm, Bassez. :D

Date: 2005-03-28 04:56 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (bbb frog)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It really is ouch, but yeah, funny too *g*

Oh, I don't mind Bassez at all. It's just a prefer other pairings ;)

Date: 2005-03-26 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrismm.livejournal.com
Zuchinni! That's what we call 'em here. And little baby zukes would be about the right size, maybe even on the small size, but the huge ones? Yikes!

Also, you have the best husband ever, I swear. *grins*

Date: 2005-03-28 04:54 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Kiss -- bettina)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Zuchinni, what a cool name! But yeah, ouch on the huge ones!

I don't know about the best, maybe the most insane ;)

Date: 2005-03-26 07:27 am (UTC)
rikes: drawing of a fairy, with cherry blossoms (Default)
From: [personal profile] rikes
Ahahaha. There's nothing wrong with Bassez, but marrows sound awfully lot like very bad badfic.

Date: 2005-03-28 04:51 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Kevin/Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
There's one problem with Bassez, and that's that there's no Chris! ;)

Date: 2005-03-26 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ephemera.livejournal.com
*giggles*

Date: 2005-03-28 04:52 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
He's insane I'm sure *g*
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