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[turps]

Obviously James is bored at work today as he's been texting me all afternoon.

I just got this one. JC large marrow lance with a big tube of lube

I fear for his sanity, I mean, Bassez? ;)

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[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

*snort laughs*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You don't have to live with him, man.

He seems to have a fixation about vegetables too which is rather worrying ;)

[originalrahrah.livejournal.com]

tell james we 'heart' him.
is he having impure thoughts at work?
welcome him to the club.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

LOL. I'll tell him.

I think I've warped his mind somehow ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/]

Bwahahaha!

[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

bwah! more turnips and carrots?

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I worry about him sometimes, I really do *g*

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

Go on, you know they won't bite. *g*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I don't think I have the courage to ask.

I'm still sitting here if the marrow is used as an internal sex toy, to which I say ouch! Or if it's hollowed out *g*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

What the bassez or the vegetables ;)

[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

ow! of course, given the trickC violence thing he had going on, you never know!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/]

It's so, so sad *g*

Personally, I think it's your bad influence *g*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Next thing we know there'll be violent marrow sex crimes and that's just wrong!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Me!

*hides latest story with JC screwing Chris with a carrot*

[ceci2176.livejournal.com]

*mwahahahaha*

It's a good thing I'm already insane, because it doesn't sound so strange to me...which probably also proves it's a good thing that I don't write sex scenes. ;-þ

[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

wrong on *so* many levels. James takes it to the next level.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha

He so does.

I can't stop thinking of vegetable sex

[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

[turps33.livejournal.com]

He has. Carrots and marrows and for those who are tight asses, processed peas ;)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

The sad thing is the more I'm thinking it doesn't seem strange either, well maybe the marrow part. That's going a bit far ;)

[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It would, though you could rim someone and drink vegetable soup at the same time.

...
...

okay, I've grossed myself out

[hegemony.livejournal.com]

...I fear for his sanity as well, but at least he's understanding the basics, because that sounds like that would hurt a lot without lube.

[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I think it would hurt a lot with lube. Though it would depend on the size of the marrow of course.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I'm about to talk Bassez, but I'd say JC would be the rimee. I like to think of him spread out leg wide as Lance does....

....
....

Wait, no. Sorry James but you're wrong Chris is spread out, legs wide as JC licks and tongue fucks him. Ahhh, that's better

[ceci2176.livejournal.com]

The sad thing is the more I'm thinking it doesn't seem strange either
*mwahahahaha*

well maybe the marrow part. That's going a bit far ;)
It wouldn't be the first time. Cucumbers, marrows, what's the diff? Uhm, never mind answering that. ;-þ

*feels dirty now* *must read disabilityfic*

[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I think so too. He sure has a good tongue for it, and I think he has the patience to make it good. Taking his time, slow and steady

[call-me-loca.livejournal.com]

BASSEZ!!!!!!!


I LOVE JAMES!!!

He makes my dirty-work life so much easier fun!

[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

[turps33.livejournal.com]

He'd clutch the covers in his fists, crushing the pure cotton million strand whatevers that JC insists he has on his bed and all Chris wants is more goddamnit! JC's had him on the verge of coming for what seems like forever now and he pushes up his hips, hoping JC gets the hint.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_jules_/]

I'm afraid to ask, but what's a marrow?

[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Painfyl yeah?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_jules_/]

Gah! James! What a freak.

Lube's not going to make a big difference there I don't think.

[firequill.livejournal.com]

*laugh* So, so, funny. I mean, kinda ouch, but so funny! Plus I know you won't agree, but mmmm, Bassez. :D

[chrismm.livejournal.com]

Zuchinni! That's what we call 'em here. And little baby zukes would be about the right size, maybe even on the small size, but the huge ones? Yikes!

Also, you have the best husband ever, I swear. *grins*

[rikes]

Ahahaha. There's nothing wrong with Bassez, but marrows sound awfully lot like very bad badfic.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/]

Bwahahaha! I knew it! *g*

That icon is really fitting ;-).

[ephemera.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

There's one problem with Bassez, and that's that there's no Chris! ;)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

He's insane I'm sure *g*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Zuchinni, what a cool name! But yeah, ouch on the huge ones!

I don't know about the best, maybe the most insane ;)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It really is ouch, but yeah, funny too *g*

Oh, I don't mind Bassez at all. It's just a prefer other pairings ;)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

James is insane!

He should know the Bassez is wrong!